saturday
"BABYY IM HOMEE"
Kuroo stood up as fast as he can
"Princessss"
They ran to each other
"I missed you"
"How was your trip"
"It was fine"
"Let's eat"
Kuroo went to the bathroom and changed
"Oh, your parents are coming for dinner. Invite you friends" Kylie batted her eyes
"Oh alrighty"
"DAMONNNM" Kylie shouted
"Yes mam"
"Can you help me get sorted out?" she said seductively
"I can ask Nali-"
"NO"
Kuroo looked at her confused
"I-i mean I went shopping so it would be too heavy for Nalia"
"Okay"
Kylie and Damon ran off
"Finally some peace and quiet"
He ate his food in peace until he heard an un-usual ruffle in the bushes
"Who's there" He stood up concerned
"Who is there??"
Oikawa and Bokuto stood up
Oikawa wearing a full hot pink outfit with a pink ski mask and a bedazzled binocular
Bokuto was just wearing all black with a ski mask to math
"Oikawa and Bokuto I know it's you take off your masks"
"Bokuto! You ruined our plan"
Kuroo sighed
"First of all Oikawa what the fuck are you wearing"
"ITS GUCCI"
They burst out laughing
"And two explain why you are stalking me"
"Bro you might get mad and tell Akashi," he said with puppy eyes
"Don't worry bro"
"Okay basically after you left"
Flashback
" I don't know about you all but I hate Kylie and I want her gone"
"DUDE SAME SHE MIGHT FLIRT WITH AKASHI"
"I'm just tired of her flirting with me"
"Let's devise a plan"
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"So we will set up cameras then have a sex tape recording of Damon and Kylie"
"Oikawa you're a genius"
"Isn't that illegal" Iwazumi said fed up
"No, since everyone knows there is are cameras everywhere in his house"
"Well we don't have much time we gotta go"
"Okay IWA-CHAN BOKUTO AND I ARE GOING TO KUROO'S HOUSE AND I KNOW YOU HAVE THAT MEETING"
"Yup"
"ALRIGHT LOVE YOU SEXY BYE"
Flashback end
"Well they are having sex right now so your plan is working"
"YOUR NOT MAD"
"I don't really care"
"SO YOUR GONNA SHOW IT TO YOUR PARENTS"
"Maybe"
"YAY OIKAWA ITS A MAYBE"
"Anyways Oikawa you can use my clothes to get out of that silly outfit and lets all hangout"
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"So yeah my parents are visiting and I got told to bring my friends"
"Mhmm we know I sent everyone texts"
"Hey boys hi Bokuto~~~ Let's wait for your friends," Kylie said purring
DING DONGGG
"I'LL GET IT" Nalia shouted
"Sir your guests"
Three men were in front of them
Iwazumi, Akashi
and Kenma
Kenma's eyes widened when he saw Kylie
Kuroo started to get nervous
"Iwa-chan~" Kylie ran to Iwazumi and hugged him
Oikawa gave her a bitch stare; walked over to them and said
"Baby is my hair okay"
"Yes princess"
Oikawa leaned in for a kiss
Kylie looked annoyed
"Hi what is your name"
"Akashi"
"Your handsome"
She moved on
"And you are?"
"Kenma"
"Awww your so cute!" she squealed
"Mam Sir Guests food is ready and your parents are at the table"
"Oh my god Mr. and Mrs Testuro lets go babe" Kylie kissed Kuroo
POV KENMA
Who knew that the dinner would be with Kuroo and his fiancé.
She irks me so much.
Why did she have to kiss him? He is supposed to kiss me.
No.
He is my sugar daddy and that is it.
"Hi boys"
A tall slender woman popped off. She looked a lot like Kuroo. Next to her was an even taller man; he was good looking for someone in his mid-50s
"Kylie sweetie!!" she ran for a hug
"Hi, Mrs-"
"Call me mom"
"Hi mom"
What the fuck. I should be calling her mom.
Wait No he is just my sugar daddy.
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3rd
They ate dinner and had lots of laughs. Kuroo's parents didn't seem strict until the topic of marriage came up
"So Oikawa and Iwazumi I remembered you both when you were so little! I can't believe you got your feelings sorted out"
"Hahaha yeah aunty he finally asked me out"
"How did you all meet Akashi and Kenma by the way"
Everyone looked at each other nervously
Bokuto spoke up "I met Akashi at Kuroo's bachelor party. He's the head chef of Aragawa"
"Oh I love Aragawa" Mr. Kuroo replied
"How about kenma dear"
"Actually we are roommates so we all got along" Akashi replied
"That's good"
"I'm just waiting for Kuroo and Ky to settle the marriage," she said with bitterness
"Mom you know I'm busy with wor-"
"SO? HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOM LIKE THAT"
"Honey calm down"
Kenma was visibly distressed with the shouting. Kuroo and Akashi caught on.
"Its okay kitten" Kuroo whispered as they were seated next to each other
Kenma smiled at him. They smiled at each other.
Kylie took notice
"SO YEAH I WANT MY GRANDKIDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE"
"I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED JUST YET"
"What?" Kylie looked up
"Oh I mean I have worked so I'm so busy"
"By the end of this year, I want the wedding to be at least half done. GOODBYE"
The mom stood up and left with her husband trailing behind
"Scary" Bokuto muttered
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Everyone went back to chattering and decided to watch a movie
"Lets have a sleepover"
"Suree"
Kylie was visibly texting a dude but Kuroo was too blind and focused on the movie.
Everyone was busy watching the movie when Kenma walked to the bathroom and Kylie followed along
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Kenma had just walked out of the bathroom and Kylie stood in front of him
"You little slut"
SLAP
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tea tea tea❗️❗️❗️❗️also I'm sorry if my updates have been weird these past few days teehee