Ahsoka had added everyone to the "Revenge On Anakin" chat
Ahsoka: Am I the only one who is getting really annoyed over Anakin pranking me??
Rex: No, dear Cinnamon Roll. Its starting to get on my nerves too. 🙄🙄🙄
Fives: Aww, cute.
Kix: Hehehem?
Fives: I mean yeah, General Skywalker is super annoying
Rex: Weren't you helping him prank people?
Jesse: Yeah, me and Hardcase too
Fives: Bro! Okay, well yeah
Hardcase: It was fun! Until my coffee pot got thrown into the pool, then it fell 100ft off of that skyscraper into the cities of Coruscant
Ahsoka: ....wow
Rex: Should I even ask what you were doing up there?
Cody: Or why you have a coffee pot?
Hardcase: I just stole it from a store one day
Fives: Shoplifter!
Kix: I thought you said you were there that day too?
Fives: Yeah, so?
Echo: You're a shoplifter too
Fives: -slaps Echo with a piece of toast- I prefer the term thief. It sounds way cooler
Ahsoka: Um, this is interesting and all, but we're getting way off topic. Basically, I made this chat for anyone who wants to help me get revenge on Anakin
Adi Gallia: -Instantly raises hand- I'm in!
Kit: Me too. It's starting to get really annoying with tomatoes falling on me as soon as I step foot inside the jedi temple
Aayla: You think that's bad? Try getting scared to death by finding a giant Nute Guntay body pillow right under your covers
Ahsoka: Omc, that is creepy
Aayla: Ikr
Shaak Ti: The only displeasure I'm having is when I find that my toliet paper stash has been raided.
Fives: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about that
Jesse: We covered Senator Amidala's office with it, and then Mace Windu's bedroom, and Yoda's motor boat
Adi Gallia: Wait, hold up. Master Yoda has a motor boat???
Kit: Whatttt???
Fives: Yeah.
Plo Koon: I've seen him in it. He goes fishing every Saturday
Shaak Ti: He must be the one who keeps stealing my hot dogs. Every Friday, they're just gone
Jesse: Their excellent bait, I hear
Hardcase: Give me one!
Fives: (For Hardcase too)
Echo: Oreos work just the same for you
Fives: Don't exploit my weaknesses brother!!!
Ahsoka: So can we all agree to get revenge on Anakin?
Aayla: Yes
Kit: In
Ventress: I'm all about revenge. And after that creepo covered my bathroom floor with oil, I'm totally getting him back
Vos: I filmed the whole thing. 😂😂😂. Priceless. Her name should be revengetress
Ventress: I will stab you
Vos: Ow! She just hit me with a popsicle stick. I'm in too btw
Fives: Look, so, I helped orchestrate a lot of these pranks, so what? I'm up to pranking anyone
Rex: You sure don't take loyalties seriously
Fives: General Skywalker never said I couldn't prank him. And I am undoubtedly loyal
Echo: To what?
Fives: Pranking. And Rexsoka
Rex: -sighs-
Jesse: I want to help too!
Hardcase: Me too! I have to buy a can of chilli beans first though
Kix: I see him out the window running to the store. He's so weird...
Kit: Lol
Rex: So how do you plan on getting revenge?
Ahsoka: Well that's why I called you all here. To brainstorm.
Adi Gallia: Oohh the possibilities are endless...
Aayla: We could throw a package of raw meat into his bedroom and break his window
Jesse: We could cover his house with marshmallows!
Hardcase: Ooh yeah!
Plo Koon: We could cover his clothes with sand...
Ventress: Smash his face with a pineapple
Vos: Throw his CD player off the roof. Although if it was me I would jump down after it, hoping somebody would catch me with the force
Ventress: Its a wonder you aren't dead
Kix: I could fake somebody's death for him
Shaak Ti: We could hide all of his toilet paper! Mwahahaha!!!!!!
Kit: ...uh, that's a little overkill
Ahsoka: Um, yeah, I don't think we want that
Rex: Nooo. We need something that will really get him
Cody: So we exploit his weaknesses
Fives: Or what he's scared of
Everyone: -gasps- rubber chickens
Ahsoka: Ohoho yes
Obi Wan: I know the perfect thing:
Cody: General Kenobi!
Rex: I didn't even know he was here
Obi Wan: Oh, yes Rex. I've been trying to get revenge on Anakin since I met him. I've just been silently observing...
Padme: As have I, glancing at the messages between senate meetings. And I am so in
Ahsoka: Its all coming together...
Echo: So, uh, who's going to wear the rubber chicken costume?
Rex:
Ahsoka:
Obi Wan:
Padme:
Kit: Whoever does it is really going to have to risk it. I mean, when Anakin sees a giant rubber chicken in his room...yeesh, I wouldn't want to be there
Adi Gallia: Yeah, good think we would be too big to flush down the toilet
Shaak Ti: Or are we?
Aayla: Whattt
Vos: I volunteer! I volunteer to prank Anakin Skywalker in a giant rubber chicken costume!
Ventress: I'm not even going to try and stop him
Ahsoka: It's settled then
Fives: Time for part 2 of revenge! Does someone else want to do the evil laugh? My voice is kind of sore
Kix: Um...I'm good
Jesse: I'll do it! Mwahahahaha!!!!
To be continued...
Meme of the week:
Poor ol' guy, lol.
I just finished re-reading the Thrawn novel, and it is sooo good! I think it's my favorite Star Wars book. You NEED to read it right now if you can. I highly suggest it.
Watch this epic video if you are a fan of the Thrawn novels:
Aaaaand that's all I got for this week. Stay safe, and alive, so you can read next weeks chapter.
And if anything crazy happened in the Bad Batch don't mention it because I haven't got to watch it yet!!! But I'm going to try to today.
Braidzella out-