(AN: I have another texting fic that I posted but idk if I wanna keep it up 😭)
Eggohopper: yeah yeah~
Eggohopper: guys my favorite character just died
Eggohopper: no no~
Skatamax: ok
Eggohopper: omg Halloween is coming up
Shutupnerdsss: lets be the motherfuckin uhhhhhhh
Shutupnerdsss: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eggohopper: I convinced Will to be Cathrine Howard
Wikemheeler: suddenly Halloween is my favorite holiday
Eggohopper: as in I bribed him
Willyb: unfortunately it worked
Wikemheeler: don't worry you'll be cute
Skatamax: I take a look at Mark's throbbing cock, him laying dazed on the bedsheets. I grab it into a fist and trust up as down, while stimulating his slender waist with my other hand. I let go of his manhood and clutch his body in full; I lay my head into his lap and let the monster in past my tender lips. I work my tounge up and around his head, while making slight movement of my lips and head to stimulate his shaft, sprinkled with bulging veins. I moan loudly.
Rangerboi: ok but did I ask
Skatamax: it's hot don't lie
Rangerboi: 🤨
Eggohopper: why
Eggohopper: bitches be like sex and gender are the same thing like ok I'm gonna go gender mike's mom
Wikemheeler: el be like sex and gender are the same thing like ok I'm gonna go gender your brother
Willyb: 😦
Wikemheeler: IM KIDDING
Willyb: choke me
Skatamax: oop-
Shutupnerdsss: YALL ARE GOING TO JAIL
Shutupnerdsss: PERIODDDDD
Wikemheeler: you're into that??
Willyb: no I just wanna die
Dustinhen: its mike thinking that choking is sexual for me
Eggohopper: choking kinks exist y'know
Eggohopper: and I think he uh
Wikemheeler: I DONT HAVE ONE ITS NOT LIKE THAT
Dustinhen: wait f-
Dustinhen: 👁👄👁
Rangerboi: its Dustin not knowing about those for me
Willyb: its you guys knowing so much about sexual stuff but still being virgins for me
Mamabirdsteve: who said I was
Willyb: the way I didn't ask
Rangerboi: omg I'm so proud of you
Rangerboi: he's learning
(AN: bitches love Will Byers and ship him with like 4 characters. It's me I'm bitches)
Willyb: thank u Luca
Eggohopper: I'm fucking deleting tiktok I've had it this is the last straw
Willyb: wh
Wikemheeler: are you good
Dustinhen: not el about to snap
Eggohopper: bruh so my entire fyp was normal
Eggohopper: until I saw this one tiktok and it was like "rating what bottoms have said while blowing their back out"
Eggohopper: and I was like 🤨 but continued watching because I was curious and
Eggohopper: I saw "it's too big, sir" (rated 100/10) and.
Eggohopper: 👁👄👁
(AN: y'all I saw it yesterday 😭)
Willyb: omg
Eggohopper: I KNOW
Shutupnerdsss: the way that ruined my day
Dustinhen: I hate it here
Rangerboi: same
Wikemheeler: Imagine someone saying that to you tho like
Willyb: 🤨
Wikemheeler: IM NOT SAYING I WANT SOMEONE TO FOR ME ITS JUST
Wikemheeler: IMAGINE
Skatamax: I hate this groupchat so much
Dustinhen: y'all are so monky and for what like
Shutupnerdsss: FR
Wikemheeler: the way I just imagined him saying that to me and-
(AN: not me writing smu-anyways)
Willyb: MICHAEL
Eggohopper: bruh
Rangerboi: 🤨
Willyb: going down to South Park gonna find who the fuck asked
Willyb: wait that was mean I'm sorry :(
Rangerboi: the way I love you
(AN: wendybobbybrown remember the byclair scene I wanted to put in this book 🥺)
Dustinhen: you say peacock and everybody ignores you
Dustinhen: you say poopcock and everyone loses their minds 😭
Wikemheeler: we live in a society
Willyb: ever just bust a move
Eggohopper: OOOOOH FUCK IT UP WILLIAM
Willyb: 🦗🦟🦗🦟
Shutupnerdsss: YESS GET T BITC
Willyb: 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
Rangerboi: bust a move will
Willyb: *attempt to throw it back*
Wikemheeler: 😳
Dustinhen: no longer a *sobbing* sIDEKICK 😭
Dustinhen: NO THATS NOT ME *sniff*
Dustinhen: PICTURE MY BOOTY UP IN 3D
Eggohopper:
Dustinhen: ILL SHAKE MY BOOTY IN MY OWN MOVIE
Shutupnerdsss: theyre gonna clean up your looks
Eggohopper: with all the lies in your books
Shutupnerdsss: to make a citizen out of you
Eggohopper: because they sleep with a gun
Wikemheeler: to keep an eye on you son
Shutupnerdsss: so they could watch all the things you do
Dustinhen: because the drugs never work, they're gonna give you a smirk
RockinRobin: cause they got methods of keeping you clean
Eggohopper: theyre gonna rip up your heads
Shutupnerdsss: your aspiration to shreds
Wikemheeler: another cog in the murder machine
Rangerboi: they say that-
Willyb: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
Willyb: THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED
Willyb: SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE
Willyb: MAYBE THEYLL LWAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
(AN: not me headbanging as I'm writing this)
Willyb: sorry that's my favorite part of the song 😔
Rangerboi: you've been waiting for that part haven't you
Willyb: yeah
Eggohopper: hey I just met you
Skatamax: and this is crazy
Eggohopper: so here's my number
Skatamax: So call me maybe
Rangerboi: why am I on kinktok 😭
Dustinhen: when thine local maiden mocks your fresh garments so you accuse her of being a witch
Willyb: *throweth hindquarters in a circular motion*
Skatamax: when lady shakireth delivers a jolly good tune called pelvis does not prevaricate
Eggohopper: when you see annabeth's ankle
RockinRobin: when King Henry the VIII plays upbraid soiled at Anne Boleyn's beheading
(AN: the way I'm gonna be haunted by her for typing that)
Willyb: OANDNDKSJWEHSISJ
Mamabirdsteve: when lady Gwendolyn gives you an awful suck on thy length
Wikemheeler: Steve we get it ur sexually frustrated 😭💔
Mamabirdsteve: So are you tf 🤨
Wikemheeler: the way I breathe and you all accuse me of being horny
(AN: people have been calling me horny for no reason too 😭)
Willyb: you sure act like you are
Rangerboi: rt
Wikemheeler: I'm not ur just very pretty and I love you :(
Eggohopper: ok but you still are so
Willyb: hes romantic stop being mean
Wikemheeler: can I come overrrrrr :(
Willyb: bubby I'm out with my mom :(
Wikemheeler: hhhhhh
Wikemheeler: but I miss you :(
Willyb: I'm sorry :(((
Wikemheeler: what're you guys doing if you don't mind me asking
Willyb: grocery shopping
Wikemheeler: can u tell your mom to get pretzel goldfish
Willyb: none of us eat them tho
Wikemheeler: yeah for me when I come over
Willyb: ohhhhhhh yeah I'll ask for em
Wikemheeler: YAY
Wikemheeler: also is Troy bothering you
Willyb: kinda but don't message him
Willyb: seriously dont
Wikemheeler: okay???
(AN: the way I've been called horny for the past 6 days)