Shout out to my bff rosethequeen1836 who made this adorable cover for my story (which is up 👆👆) and who has constantly good vibes and the encouragement to not give up and has literally give me her brain for a chapter. Thanks a lot nini!!
Annabeth
Why does piper assume that i have a crush on every guy that I meet?
I rolled my eyes and said "I don't have a crush on percy or seaweed brain!"
Piper smugly said "there's no point in denying it annabeth I can see right through you"
I acted as though I took her literally and said "i don't think you can see right through m.....wait... did you put an invisible moth in my water like that girl in invisible sister did??"
She sarcastically said "ha ha very funny. you know what I mean. You do know its no use pining over a guys you know so little about"
I said again "I really don't have a crush on seaweed brain!!"
My inner voice said "mind if I interfere?"
I avoided the voice and focused on piper who said "so you do admit that you know nothing about him other than the fact that he lives in SanFrancisco?"
My inner voice gave me some very useful advice "you could go to every school in San Francisco. Find seaweed brain and force him to be your friend"
I dont know how someone with such a high IQ as myself can end up with such a crazy conscience.
I replied "what about you miss matchmaker aren't you pining over jason who already has a girlfriend??"
She looked at me in shock and said "that was......"
I completed her sentence "brutally honest?" She said "i was gonna say rude but that works too"
She continued "you can't blame me for being a matchmaker. My mom is one so its literally in my blood!!" her mom aphrodite is a world famous matchmaker.
My mind being unhelpful as always said
"Help me, it's like the walls are caving in
Sometimes I feel like giving up
But I just can't
It isn't in my blood"
Piper seemed to notice this and said "you're singing in my blood aren't you?"
I defended "its a great song!!" She smiled and agreed "yeah that it is"
*after a short in my blood jam session later *
Ok *after a short shawn Mendes jam session*
Fine fine I'll admit it *after going through my entire dance Playlist *
Piper slumped down on the couch breathing heavily. We had just gone though my entire dance Playlist while dancing and singing along to our favorite songs. That was the most fun I've had all week and I'm sure Piper has forgotten about the whole percy/seaweed brain dilemma.
Thank the gods! Oh wait I spoke too soon!!!
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After our breathing returned to normal she said "what were we talking about again?" I was about to suggest that she stayed over and we have our usual girls night when my phone pinged.
Seaweed brain picks the worst time to text. When i tried to hide the text piper noticed it and smugly said "what have you got there milady?" I quickly said "nothing " and hid the phone.
My mind said "set a mental reminder to Learn how to lie caus on a scale of 1 to 10 that was minus infinity" i mean my mind was not wrong.
Piper smirked and said "its seaweed brain isn't it" i scoffed and said "none of your business!!" She said "anything thats your business is my business" and tried to grab my phone.
I sidestepped to avoid her. Then we then started the game of cat and mouse around the house. During a round of circle the freaking sofa that's not a circle i had a good idea.
When her back was facing the door I yelled "hi, jason! I'm surprised to see u here" that was enough to distract piper.
She whisper yelled "what! Why the heck is he here" and smoothed her clothes and hair and turned expecting jason but was greeted by an empty doorway.
When I she turned to yell at me i was nowhere to be found. She muttered "im so gonna kill you chase!!" And made her way to my bedroom door.
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After a ton of persuasion if you count feeding me with conspiracy theories like:-
"What if he is actually a she?"
I rolled my eyes and said "dude his profile literally says sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain!! So he is obviously a guy"
"What if he is older that you?"
I said "dude I asked him and he said that he is 15"
"He might be lying" she said
"What if he is gay?"
Ok she has a point. Obviously I'm not gonna admit it. She realized that I agree with her and said "that's why you need a professional matchmaker"
I let her in and showed her seaweed brain profile and our texts caus she is the "love whisper" or so she says.
She said that he is ok but she is still skeptical and Insisted that I message him.
Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain
Where the heck are you?
Dude im getting slaughtered here alone!!!
Are ya even here wise girl?
Are you even planning on avoiding me?
Was it something that I did?
If it was then I apologize
You gotta talk to me wise girl
The silence is killing me softly
GURL! RESPOND TO ME NOW!!
Is it because hera kidnapped me and put me in that roman camp
Caus I swear I had nothing to do with it
But u already judo flipped me so I know ur not angry anymore. Btw why the heck did ya flip me i lost like 50xp
Oye ve! I have a ton of backlog! I responded
Daughterofathena_wisegirl
Sorry dude my bff just broke up with her bf
That was the first lie I could come up with. Piper pretend to cry and said "oh that jerk ......jace! How dare he break up with me! He deserves to go to hell!"
I smirked at her and said "you were about to say jason weren't you?"
She instantly went red. He responded
Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain
Ok I guess?
Anyway swear on river Styx that you would respond to me even when your busy or angry.
Daughterofathena_wisgirl
Jesus!! Can't a girl go offline for a few days without raising suspicion?
Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain
Care to rephrase
Daughterofathena_wisegirl
Ok fine!! I swear
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After that it was just small talk between seaweed brain and i. After that piper and I had our usual girls night. But during the whole time I was tossing and turning a certain idea im my head.
If it works out then it will make my life easier but if it didn't ........lets just not think about it.
Finally I summoned enough courage and picked up my phone and texted him
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Percy (pov)
What the heck is going on today? Suddenly wise girl came online and now annabeth is texting after that awkward situation in her house.
If you think I was surprised now imagine how surprised I was when I read the text that she sent me.
Annabeth
Hey!
Would you like to go to the bowling alley with me?
What is up with this world today?
When I ask her out (by accident as friendship is more valuable that love or some shit) she declines and then asks me out?
I'll never get woman
This has got to be the fav chap I've ever written. BtW thank for the 600+ reads :) you've mad a bookworm very happy. And I hope u enjoyed the chap as much as I liked writing it