Y/n: Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella🎶
Trixie Lulamoon: What are you doing?
Y/n: Just singin the cheese song.
Trixie Lulamoon: What's the cheese song?
I look out the window, a tear runs down my cheek.
Y/n: The greatest song in the world.
(thank you...Gyro)
Trixie Lulamoon: Um okay.
Timeskip; Rock farm
I'm talking to Marble Pie.
Y/n: And that's when he said "I don't know how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime" i love that line.
Marble Pie: I do too, i love it.
I got Marble into anime and manga and she is loving it.
Limestone Pie:*blush*Hey Y/n i was wondering if you could help help me down in mine.
Y/n: Sure, i'll see ya later Marble.
Marble Pie: Mmhm.
Y/n: So Limestone how have you been lately?
Limestone Pie:*blush*I've been great.
Y/n: I'm glad.
Limestone Pie: Hey um Y/n?
Y/n: Yes?
Limestone Pie: I'm sorry.
Y/n: For what?
Limestone Pie: I judged you prematurely when i first met you and continued to for a little while just because of your appearance and that you were friends with multiple girls, i just thought that there was a chance you might be using them.
Y/n: Apology accepted, now lets start mining.
Limestone Pie: Yeah.
I take off my shirt only leaving my singlet on.
Limestone Pie:*BLUSH*
Y/n: Hey uh Limestone, you're mining dirt.
Limestone Pie:*BLUSH*Uh what oh um.
Y/n: I can put my shirt back on if you want me to.
Limestone Pie:*BLUSH*Oh no it alright.
Y/n: You know your pretty cute when you blush.
Limestone Pie:*blush*
Timeskip: Ponyville
When i got back to Ponyville Rainbow Dash was being praised as a hero and she was acting very arrogant aswell.
She had just a baby from falling off of a cliff.
Rainbow Dash:*gasps*Oh no! There's something wrong with the baby!
Some people gasp.
Rainbow Dash: She's not cheering for everybody's favorite hero, Rainbow Dash!
Scootaloo: There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Rainbow Dash's awesomeness.
Twilight Sparkle: I can think of a few new words.
Applejack: And I bet 'modest' is not one of them.
Twilight Sparkle: No, but she is kinda awesome.
Y/n: Yeah i'll agree to that.
Small Timeskip
Rainbow Dash then saved a bunch of elderly people from falling with a broken balcony and now she's milking it.
Rainbow Dash: I can't hear you!
Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I still can't hear you!
Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head.
Pinkie Pie: You may be right...silly.
And now Rainbow Dash is bragging to everyone.
Rainbow Dash POV
Rainbow Dash: And then I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day.
Spike: That day.
Applejack: Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm.
Y/n:*sigh*Good grief
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be immortalized as my friend?
Applejack: Immorta-what?
Y/n: Are you taking notes?
Spike: Yup! I've been hand-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!
Twilight Sparkle: Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the person they are about.
Rainbow Dash: Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill person. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.
Pinkie Pie:*yelps*Spike's a ghost!
Rainbow Dash: ...Anyway. Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike?
Spike: Don't... you... Spike. Got it!
Rainbow Dash: This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nobody else has the guts to perform. Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. Being a hero is surely not for everyone, but I'm up to the challenge.
I am now signing autographs for kids.
Rainbow Dash: There you go.
Lemon Daze: Someday, I wanna be just like you!
Rainbow Dash: Aim high, kid, but don't aim for the impossible.
Just then i heard screaming and it was from Cherry Berry and the air balloon she was on was falling.
Cherry Berry: Help! Help!
Snips: Uh, don't you think you should go and help?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah. I've got a good ten seconds to spare. Just a couple more.
With enough time to spare fly towards her but then someone else in a black hooded coat just appeared as if out of nowhere and saved her before me.
Pony: Holy turnips, that person came outta nowhere!
Daisy: I've never seen such bravery in all my life!
Mayor Mare: That's right! Ponyville has a new hero. A hooded figure that has done well by our fair town today. I dub this new hooded hero 'The Mysterious Dark Hood'!
Rainbow Dash: Dark Hood, huh? Well he would do well to stay outta my way! Ponyville's only got room for one hero, and that hero is me!
There's an out of control bus about to drive off a cliff so i fly by one of the passengers.
Rainbow Dash:*clears throat*Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow-
Globe Trotter: Excuse me, uh, do you think you could skip your catchphrase and just hurry up and save us?!
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, fine! Picky, picky.
I try to stop it but i couldn't that way, just then Dark Hood appeared infront of the bus and just stopped it with his bare hands like it was nothing.
Everyone starts cheering for him instead of me.
Wisp": Oh, thank you, Dark Hood.
He then disappeared.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe it. Dark Hood is stronger than me? Well, a hero is more than just muscle, and he's gonna learn that the hard way.
I am now near a construction site but then things start going wrong and the site starts to fall to peices.
Rainbow Dash: Huh? Never fear, your friendly neighbor- Whoa!
The Dark Hood is here as well and he's dodging every single thing that falls down.
Rainbow Dash: Never fear- Uh! I'm coming! Hold on! Whoa!
Jack Hammer: Look!
Jim Beam: Look out for the- Watch out for falling- On your left! Agh! Your other left!
The man is telling me which way to go to avoid danger, not that i need it.
Rainbow Dash: Here ya go, safe and sound.
He faints.
Rainbow Dash: Well, Dark Hood aren't you a slow one? You're gonna have to pick up the pace if you wanna compete with me, 'cause I move like lightning.
Rivet: Actually, he saved all of us! We owe him our lives!
Rainbow Dash:*growls*Okay. He's strong, fast, and somehow knows what's gonna happen ahead of time. I've gotta step up my game.
I am now at the Ponyville dam and there's a leak.
Rainbow Dash:*gasps*If the dam breaks, the whole town will be flooded! Looks like Ponyville needs a hero!
I use my hand to stop the water from seeping through.
Rainbow Dash: Easy peasy. My game is officially back on. If only somebody were here to pat me on the back. Eh, guess I'll have to do it myself-
The dam is destroyed and and water goes everywhere.
Rainbow Dash: AAAAAAAHHHHHH Help! Help! You?!
I spot the Dark Hood.
Rainbow Dash: I suppose you want me to thank-
He raises his arm and the water goes back into the fixed dam.
Rainbow Dash: You gotta be kidding me...
Everyone cheers for him again.
Rainbow Dash: Lemme get this straight. He's strong, he's agile, and he's magic? Ughhh! How do I compete with that? Wait a minute. I do have a leg up on him. And that leg is... wings! Hah! Take that, Dark Hood!
Then i see him flying without wings.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, for the love of Pete.
Timeskip: Spa
Applejack: Gotta hand it to the guy, that Dark Hood sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats.
Y/n: Yeah pretty awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: I must say, I was impressed by that spell he used to fix the dam. Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study.
Rainbow Dash:*growls*
Fluttershy: He really cares about everybody's safety.
Rarity: Have you seen his costume? A little too black for my taste but still quite amazing.
Applejack: And he's modest and humble. He lets his actions speak for themselves. Gotta admire that.
Rainbow Dash: I don't have to admire that! I don't think he's all that great!
Spike: He's... great.
Spike writes down on his notepad.
Rainbow Dash: I didn't say that.
Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like somebody's jealous.
Rainbow Dash: Who, me?
Spike: Rainbow Dash is jealous.
Rainbow Dash: Don't write that, Spike!
Spike: Correction: Rainbow Dash is very jealous.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good- no, that I'm a better hero than the Dark Hood!
Timeskip
I flying through the skies looking for trouble.
Rainbow Dash: Huh, no sign of trouble here. Darn it. Buses and baby carriages are always careening down this hill. Where is an out-of-control vehicle when you need one?!Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe?
But then i see Granny Smith walking so i decide to help her cross the street.
Rainbow Dash: Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don't have to pretend with me. I can see that you're in way over your head here.
Granny Smith: Eh, what's that?
Rainbow Dash: You're putting on a brave face, I get it. But you don't have to anymore. I'll help you cross the street!
Granny Smith:*grunt*Actually, I can cross the street just fine!
Rainbow Dash: Don't worry! You're in extremely... capable... hands!
Granny Smith is making it hard because she keeps pushing back on the ground.
Granny Smith: Back off!
Rainbow Dash: Here we are! Safe and sound. A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, don't you think?
Granny Smith: I didn't wanna cross the street in the first place!
There was a woman struggling to open a jar so i tried to open it for her but i couldn't but then she opened it.
I'm on a cloud.
Rainbow Dash: All anyone talks about is Dark Hood this and Dark Hood that! What about me? How could everybody forget about me so easily? I mean... have I changed? Same sleek body. Same flowing hair. Same spectacular wings. Nope, I'm still awesome. They're wrong. But... then... why am I all alone? I hate being all alone.
Scootaloo: Hey, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I knew it! No need to apologize, squirt. Anypony could make that mistake.
Scootaloo: Mistake? What mistake?
Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute. Why are you here?
Scootaloo: To invite you to join us! We're heading off to the thank you parade for Ponyville's greatest hero, the Dark Hood.
Rainbow Dash: No! No way! Can't you see I-I wanna be alone? I love being alone.
Scootaloo: Oh, okay. See you later then.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right, like I'm gonna thank her. Thank you, Dark Hood, whoever you are, for ruining e- Hey, squirt! Wait up!
I get an idea to pull back his hood to find out who he really is.
Mayor Mare: Welcome to Ponyville's first, but surely not last, thank you parade, in honor of our city's greatest hero, the mysterious Dark Hood!
Rainbow Dash: The mysterious Dark Hood, huh?
Rainbow Dash: So what are you hiding? Let's see how mysterious you are without that hood on!
He beckons me and dares me to chase him.
He walks around a corner and the instant i turned around the corner about a second after he did.
Rainbow Dash: He's gone!
Dark Hood:*whistle*
I see him about to walk behind a building.
Rainbow Dash: How did he get over there?
As i'm about catch up to him but then he disappears again and appears in the opposite direction.
Rainbow Dash: How is he doing this? He can't be that fast, can he?
This went on for another minute.
Rainbow Dash: Yes i'm about catch him.
But as i'm about to catch him and in that instant i found myself on the ground with the Dark Hood on top of me.
Rainbow Dash: Hey get off of me, you'd better not try anything or my boyfriend will beat you up?!
Dark Hood: Heheheheh.
Rainbow Dash: Why are you laughing?!
Dark Hood: Well-
He takes off his hood, surprising me.
Y/n: if some other guy did try and force himself on you i would beat him up.
Rainbow Dash: Y/n? You're the Dark Hood?
Twilight Sparkle: Yep, it was a pretty good plan he came up with.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight? Wait this was all Y/n?
Y/n POV
I got off of her.
Y/n: Well not entirely. The girls knew about this plan. Rarity made my costume and Twilight used her magic on me to make it look like i was flying away from the dam.
Rainbow Dash: I don't understand. Why? Don't you want me to be a hero?
Twilight Sparkle: Of course we want you to be a hero.
Applejack: But a real hero doesn't brag.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, I guess I did start to brag a little.
Y/n: A little?
Rainbow Dash: Okay, a lot.
Twilight Sparkle: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But...
Applejack: ...Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake.
Y/n: Give me some of that.
She rubs some cake on my face and then she licks my cheek.
Pinkie Pie: You taste delicious.
Y/n: So do you.
Applejack: I think we're getting off topic here.
Twilight Sparkle: What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility.
Rainbow Dash: Ohhhh. That makes loads more sense. Yeah. You're right. And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. Like the Dark Hood.
Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like you've got a letter to write to Princess Celestia.
Spike: Already got it covered. As your ghost writer, I've already penned a letter to the Princess.
Rainbow Dash: That's nice of you, Spike, but I really wanna write this letter myself.
Spike: Aww, come on, I wrote the whole thing already!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's hear it.
Spike: Dear Princess Cel-
Rainbow Dash: Look out! It's a real ghost!
Pinkie Pie and Spike: AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Others: Hahahahaha.
Timeskip: Park bench
Y/n: Today was fun.
Minuette: That's good.
Y/n: Oh hey Minuette, how's life in Canterlot?
Minuette: It's great. Hey you wanna come over to my house?
Y/n: In Canterlot?
Minuette: No i have a house in Ponyville to.
Y/n: Cool, let's go.
We went to her house.
Minuette: Can i get you some tea or coffee?
Y/n: Tea please and hold the milk.
Minuette: Sure thing.
Y/n: Thanks.
She serves my tea to me.
Minuette: So...you have eight girlfriends.
Y/n: Yeah.
Minuette: Well then i wish you luck.
All of a sudden she felt sad so i decided to try and cheer her up.
Y/n: Hey Minuette, remember that time when we were kids and you, Sparks and i were pretending to drive Shining Armor's new magic car he got for his eighteenth birthday.
Minuette: Oh yeah and i accidentally started the car with my magic and then you accidentally made it start moving and we didn't know how to stop it and Twilight was panicking like crazy.
Y/n: We all were and i was driving all over Canterlot until it ran out of magic which took about ten minutes and we only came out of it with a few scratches on the car.
Minuette: Yeah i've never seen Shining Armor look so angry before his face was so red with anger.
Y/n: Yeah but we couldn't let Sparks get in trouble for what we did so we made sure to tell him it was only us.
Minuette: Still, that was some of the most fun if had in my life.
Y/n: Gotta love goin on accidental joyrides.
Minuette: Yeah.
After an hour of talking and hanging out i left and i'm now hanging out with all my girlfriends and Dinky is sitting on my lap.
Twilight Sparkle: Hey Y/n what's wrong, you seem distracted.
Y/n: It's just i feel like i'm forgetting alot of important things. I've had this feeling for a very long time. Maybe i have memory loss.
Twilight Sparkle: I have noticed that you seem to abruptly remember something when things happen.
Y/n: But lately i seem to have it in my head that i'm forgetting something really important and when i try to remember i always get the image of a female buy it's like the image has been partially erased much like a drawing being erased with an eraser. The only thing i know is that she feels very special to me.
Twilight Sparkle: Is it Cherry Storm?
Y/n: No i still remember her, thankfully and i still remember all of you.
Fluttershy: Oh good.
Y/n: Yeah. Anyway i know i'll remember some day.
Timeskip: Tomorrow
I find a little secret compartment in her book shelf.
Y/n: Huh so this is where Sparks keeps her porn mags, man on woman, man on man and thats about it, nice little collection, 6 mags.
Twilight Sparkle:*BLUSH*Y-Y-Y-Y/n what're you doing?!
Y/n: Nice collection Sparks, not into man on man but still nice.
She used her magic and forced me to the ground and then sat on top of me.
Y/n: I'm more of a top than a bottom.
So i turn the tables on her and now our roles were reversed.
Y/n: Though i wouldn't mind if you were on top some of the time and plus it's perfectly fine and natural Sparks i mean i had a good amount of porn mags in my house before it was disintegrated.
Twilight Sparkle: Why are telling me this?
Y/n: Because your one of lovely, beautiful girlfriends and if i can't be this honest to you or the others then who?
Twilight Sparkle:*blush*Well i-i guess you have a point.
Y/n: Your liking this aren't you?
Twilight Sparkle:*blush*Wh-what do mean?
Y/n: Me on top of you, you looking up at me and i have to say, you're incredibly adorkable.
Twilight Sparkle:*blush*Thank you.
I kiss her and she kisses back, our tongues explore each other's mouths and i caress her cheek then we pull back for air, i pick her up and sit her on the table and she wraps her legs around my waist and we continue to makeout.
Twilight Sparkle:*blush*As much as i would like to keep going Spike will be here soon and i wouldn't want him see us doing that and also could you not tell anyone about those*cough* Magazines.
Y/n: Sure thing.
I leave for Pinkies' place.
Y/n: Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Y/n how are you?
Y/n: Great oh and hi Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh hello Y/n.
I kiss them.
Fluttershy: So what brings you here Y/n?
Y/n: Pinkie and now you.
Pinkie Pie: Great!
We hung out with each other and then Pinkie had an idea.
Pinkie Pie: Like he said, i have an idea.
Y/n: Cool, i'm guessing you want me to sleep with you and Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: Yep, you so get me and let's sleep at Fluttershy's house.
Fluttershy: What? But why?
Y/n: Wouldn't what to leave our animal friends all alone for a long period of time.
Fluttershy: You two are so thoughtful.
We made our way to Fluttershy's house.
Y/n: So when do you think the cakes baby is coming.
Pinkie Pie: Any day now, it's so exciting.
Fluttershy: I can't wait.
We fell asleep together.
Today was fun.
Next: Babysitting with Pinkie Pie