DEPRESSION GANG
why don't we
WARNINGS !
none
SONG: colony by isaac dunbar
(because i <3 him)
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zAK named the conversation
depression gang
zAK
SUP YALL
zAK
miss me with them
𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓎 thoughts😌👊
darnell
not me 🤕
jake
same here
corbin
~spicy~
john
y'all need a counselor
or somethin
zAK
speaking of
zAK
do you think my therapist
would be concerned if she
knew i referred to my depressing
thoughts as 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓎 thoughts
jake
i think it's funny
john
this is the reason you're
IN therapy in the first place
corbin
i have anxiety 😎
darnell
listen here john
john
who-
darnell
my childhood trauma
is no spiciness to be messed
with mkay
zAK
YEAH JOHN
jake
zach-
zAK
the flavor of my mind
would knock your SOCKS off
john
what does that even mean
corbin
we transform our negative
(spicy) thoughts into jokes
so we can laugh through the pain
zAK
exactly
corbin
even if we cry a lil
in the process
zAK
i-
darnell
he's not WRONG
jake
LMAO
jake
guys
jake
isn't my life funny
zAK
....
jake
that's it
jake
just saying my life's
a mf jOKE
darnell
i think i need to call vicki
john
i'm gonna call all of
your therapists for you
john
let em know y'all need MEDS
zAK
jacqueline would throw a
FIT if she saw our convos
corbin
rip
jake
i think michelle would
be pretty understanding
darnell
yeah but would your mom be
so understanding when
michelle calls her
corbin
"kristin? yeah i'm afraid it's
about jack..."
zAK
HAHA
jake
jeez kristin would never
let me contact you FOOLS again
jake
i can hear it now
jake
"i think they're a bad influence
on your mental health sweetie"
zAK
yeah oKaY
zAK
i for one get a RUSH of
serotonin from our convos
darnell
yo same
corbin
the dopamine is thriving
over here
jake
who needs to be poppin
them pills when i can share
my thoughts with the depression
gang
zAK
i think it's less 'sharing'
and more making fun of them
darnell
YOU RIGHT
john
meanwhile i'll sit back and
continue to observe your
instability go UP
zAK
don't be a hater jo
corbin
yeah we're having fun 😠
jake
yuck his sour attitude doesn't
belong with our spicy chat
darnell
who let the grinch in here 🤢
john
i'm being bullied 😔🥺
zAK
sorry there's no room for mental stability in this chat 😔✊
—
ignore this
doing these random group chat things gives me a BOOST of serotonin okay
the spicy thoughts like to TAKE OVER and we will not let them so i've projected them into this 😌
anywho um hope you're all good message me if you'd like to chat always need some friends ya know how it is
love you guys !! :))