Woo! I finally made it to 30K!! Thank you all so much! I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! I hope this can keep you entertained for a while. Love you all!
To America: Can I help you hurl UK's tea into the sea? SCRATCH THAT, CAN I HURL HIS WINE INTO THE SEA? and the tea?
America: Gladly! Join the party!
UK: America! don't you dare!!
America: *kicks a box of tea into the water*
NewZealandRules: *Throws wine into the water* Haha! Yes!
UK: No! *Crying*
To New Zealand: Do you know any other Oceania Countries?
New Zealand: Oh yes! The Oceanic countries were practically family before I was... well, you know. Tonga was practically a brother, but he wasn't around as often as Fiji or Malaysia. Micronesia though, she was fun! Vanuatu and Kiribati taught me to fish! I miss them...
To Australia: How are you doing with the entire issue?
Australia: Still standing strong! I feel like I am getting better too.
To America: Are you able to withstand the Coronavirus for 18 months...?
America: I don't even know if I can last another week, but my brothers are being very supportive of me. Please, please stay safe so we can survive.
To UK: Die.
UK: A little dramatic don't you think?
Australia: That wasn't a question, that was a dare.
UK: I will do no such thing!
America: Here, let me assist you.
UK: Get away from me!! France!! Help!
France: You brought this upon yourself dear.
To UK: I dare you to be thrown into a cellar for an entire day without food or water so that you can see what it's like. (Also you cannot drink the wine)
UK: What? The boys are already trying to kill, France won't help, America and some human dumped my tea and wine in the water.
America: To the cellar!!
...Later...
America, Australia, New Zealand and Canada: *unlock the cellar door and slowly walk down the stairs*
UK: *Huddled in the corner crying and whimpered*
Australia: What a loser.
To everyone (including UK): Throw tea into the ocean.
UK: Oh god, please no!
America: *Handing UK a box of tea* Watch, you hold the box over the water and let go.
UK: No, no, no. You can't make me!
New Zealand: *Pushes UK into the ocean* Suck it, Tea man!!
Australia: Hell yeah!! *Throwing as much tea as he can into the ocean*
Soviet: *Kicking boxes of tea into the water*
Belarus: Hmm *Slowly considering if it would be worth getting in trouble for pushing her dad*
Russia: Don't even think about.
Belarus: Aww...
Ukraine: YEET! *Pushes Soviet into the water so he lands on top of UK*
Canada: *Admiring Ukraine's dumba$$ move from afar while dumping more tea into the water*
Soviet: WHO PUSHED ME!!
Ukraine: RUSSIA DID!! *Bolts off*
Spain: This is fun, why didn't I think about doing this sooner.
UK: *Is drowning slowly because Soviet is sitting on him* Help?
Netherlands: Heh, we should make this a daily thing.
To NZ: I'm a fellow New Zealander and you're my favourite country, good luck.
New Zealand: Aww, thank you! You are a great human! Take pride, be a New Zealander is the best thing in the world.
To Aussie, Kiwi, America and Canada: I dare you guys to get cooked, burn them, then cover them in frosting. Then, lay the trap and wait to see if UK eats em.
They have done the deed and are now waiting to see if UK takes the bait. They also got France involved.
France: UK dear, you seem upset.
UK: You think?!?!
France: Maybe a cookie would make you feel better? *Holding up the plate of burnt cookies that have been strategically covered to look like normal cookies*
UK: Fine. *Takes a cookie off the plate and bites down on it. He then bursts out crying*
Australia, America and New Zealand: *Trying their best to stop laughing*
Canada: *Is genuinely concerned*
UK: This is just the way my mother used to make them. *Smiling through tears as he starts eating all of the cookies*
Everyone involved with the prank: *Silent and confused*
To all: How do you feel about the Coronavirus?
America: Please, please, social distance.
UK: Wash your hands.
New Zealand: Respect the doctors.
Australia: Don't steal the toilet paper.
Canada: Wear a mask.
Everyone else: Stay safe.
To France, UK, Kiwi, America and Canada: How do you feel about the war that went on with Kiwi and UK?
New Zealand: The what?
America: Hold up! Little Zea has already been involved in a war???
New Zealand: I don't remember.
France: UK? Did you fight against New Zealand?
UK: Um... no?
Canada: New Zealand is too young to be fighting.
New Zealand: I still don't know what is happening.
UK: *whispering to the readers* New Zealand doesn't know about the wars, but his sister sure as hell does.
To Aussie: Do you know about and feel about New Zealand's moa and kiwi and the amazing wildlife?
Australia: I haven't been able to see his wildlife, but he tells me all about his favourite birds. His favourites are the Kiwi, the Kea, fantail and then there is the f#cking Moa!! How can you co-exist with a creature like that!!
New Zealand: Well, we get hungry.
Australia: You f#cking eat those things!?!
To UK: Here's some tea.
UK: Thanks. At least someone is being kind.
To UK: I feel genuinely bad for you cause of all the hate your getting. (Even though you deserve most of it.) So I'm going to be nice & give you a hug and a secret year supply of any tea you want.
UK: I understand I'm not the best person, but thank you anyway. I will hide the tea where no one will find it!
To everyone else: You can all get one bottle of your favourite liquid cause I like to try and be fair!
Australia: Beer!
New Zealand: L&P.
Canada: Maple syrup!
America: OIL!!!!
UK: Tea.
France: Wine!
Belarus: Potato juice!!
Ukraine: Isn't that just non-alcoholic vodka?
Belarus: Who said it was non-alcoholic?
Russia: Vodka sounds good.
Soviet: Yes, vodka.
Germany: Beer!
Malaysia: Milo!!
Australia: YES!
For UK: Look, I know you're getting hate but maybe I should tone it down so uh *gives an awkward pat on UK's back*. I'm sorry
UK: I appreciate this. Thank you.
For Australia: Are you thinking differently about France than before?
Australia: I mean, she still isn't my mum soooo... Well. I respect her more I guess.
France: He called me Mum the other day.
Australia: That was on accident!
France: Riight.
For America: Are you and Australia getting along a bit?
America: I guess. It has been lonely in the house without Canada or New Zealand, so we only have each other. Australia doesn't know or hasn't noticed, but I have made sure that he was never in a room with UK alone. I know how quickly things can escalate.
And for everyone: What type of clothing do you usually wear?
Australia: My favourite safari shirt and matching shorts. As well as the hat... it hides the scar.
America: Shades.
Canada: Anything comfortable.
New Zealand: Whatever America or France dress me up in.
UK: Professional attire.
France: I look good in anything.
Ukraine: Clothes?
Belarus: No way! You wear clothes?
Russia: Bela, what did we say about sarcasm?
Netherlands: Hoodies. They are comfortable.
Germany: Dad said I look handsome in white shirts.
Denmark: I look good in my lego t-shirt big brother Sweden bought me!
Maori: Tank tops and shorts. Much easier to work in.
Fiji: I don't know. Whatever I was wearing yesterday.
To the main family: How are y'all handling the virus? Is America okay? He's got it pretty bad right now?!
America: Kill me.
Canada: Ame is nowhere near recovering properly, but he is still hanging in there. I'm still surviving though.
Australia: I am getting better!
New Zealand: I reckon I'm doing the best out or our family.
UK: Nothing a little bit of tea can't fix.
France: NO TOUCHY!!
To Aussie and the rest of the family: What do u think of Kiwi's, kiwi and moa, or are all the moa extinct in this or??
Australia: Like before. HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO EAT THOSE F#CKING HELL BIRDS!!
New Zealand: With our mouths. And yes. The moa still do exist, as long Maori doesn't eat them all.
France: New Zealand is very passionate about his creatures. When he gets the chance, he won't stop bragging about them.
America: Is a kiwi bird made out of kiwi fruit?
New Zealand: No?
Canada: Zea scored lucky with the birds he got. I just have these honkers with teeth.
To Russia: You know that kid you escorted to the bathroom, ya that was New Zealand who is a boy
Russia: He only just got off lucky. If I found out he was a boy when I first met him, he wouldn't be alive.
To EVERYONE: who made the pavlova
Australia and New Zealand: *Unholy screeching and fighting while boss music plays in the background*
America: What happens if we all vote just one of them?
Canada: What if we divide the votes equally?
Alternate ending 1: America's question
Everyone vote for New Zealand to see what would happen to Australia.
Australia: *Crying in the corner* I might just kill myself, I'm pointless without my pavlova.
New Zealand: NONONO!!! Don't do that! Here you can have some of my pavlova!!
Australia: It's not the same *Starts ugly crying*
New Zealand: America, Australia needs his support croc!
America: The shoe or his actual crocodile?
New Zealand: Both.
Alternate ending 2: Canada's question
It ended in an entire world war where all of the countries fear Australia and New Zealand and were forced under either one or the other's rule.
Canada: F#ck.
New Zealand: Get back to your post!
To Canada: Heya again, how're you doing?
Canada: Hey! I'm doing well, I think. Things could always be better though.
To America: I dare you to touch one of Aussie's spiders >:3
America: Uhhh... I can do this! Yes, I can do this! I'm not afraid of a small spider. I CAN DO THIS!!
America could not do this.
To UK: *hands 5 boxes of tea* no wine for a week, you'll go insane
UK: Okay, I guess you are right. Thanks.
To America: how're you doing with the... injuries on your wrists?
America: Oh. I was hoping people would forget about that. *Rolls up sleeve to reveal several new cuts* I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I always disappoint people.
To everyone (I mean EVERYONE that has been mentioned): Is mayonnaise an instrument?
UK: What kind of question is that?!
America: No, this is Patrick!
All of the kids and Ireland: Yes!!
All of the sensible adults: No?
Germany: What if we engineer mayonnaise to be an instrument?
Ireland: I'm adopting this kid.
To Russia and America: I dare you guys to hold hands again for the next 5 asks (yes I'm the same person)
America: AGAIN!!??
Russia: Eww. Capitalists.
To Russia, Ukraine and Kazakhstan: I dare you to dress up as girls for the next 5 asks (good luck >:3)
Russia: WAIT! WHAT??! *Russia is now wearing a short, red skirt with a white crop top with blue lace and a golden hammer and sickle necklace*
America: Ha! Now, who is a little girl!
Russia: I will end you.
Kazakstan: *wearing a light blue summer dress decorated with golden lace around the trims and a small sun headband* Okay?
Belarus: *hugging Kazakhstan* I have always wanted sisters!!!
Ukraine: *wearing a blue and yellow floral dress with a matching flower crown*
Canada: You make a nice girl.
Ukraine: *blushing* shut up!
To Malaysia, Indonesia and Philippines: I dare you to prank everyone in the ASEAN.
Phil: Hell yeah! This is what I am talking about!!
Malay: So, what's the plan?
Indo: I have a few ideas...
...later...
Malay: RUN!! RUN!!!!
Phil: I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN ALL OF THE RICE!!!
Indo: YEAH, BUT BURING SINGA'S MONEY WAS AN EVEN WORSE IDEA!!!
Phil: THAT WAS HILARIOUS, DID YOU SEE HIS FACE!!
Malay: YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT AND ALL BUT I THINK WE MAY HAVE PUSHED IT TOO FAR WHEN WE COVERED THE TOILETS IN PLASTIC WRAP!
The rest of ASEAN: *Chasing after them with pitchforks and fire*
Phil: WAS IT WORTH IT?
Indo: *looks back at the other members of ASEAN* Yes. Yes, it was.
Malay: RUN!! THEY HAVE THE BELT!!!
Phil: FRICK!
To UK: you know that there's an angry mob trying to kill you? good luck. ;)
UK: I really hope you don't mean 'angry mob' other than my family. Right?
To America: I want you to sneak an Emu into Aussie's closet for revenge of putting a snake in your oil.
America: Revenge! *Pushes an emu into Aussie's closet* hehehehe. Now, all we have to do is wait.
Russia: This is childish!
America: Shut up little girl!!
Russia: I am older than you and if I could, I would cut my hand off just to get away from you.
Australia: Dammit! *Got sauce on his favourite shirt and walks towards closet to change*
Australia: *opens closet* WHAT THE F#CK!! KIWI!!!!
New Zealand: Yeah?
Australia: NOW WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO SHOW ME HOW YOU F#CKIN' EAT BIG BIRD!!
New Zealand: I don't have any weapons, and the emu is kind of cute.
Australia: That f#ckin' thing will eat your food!
To Britain: You have to prank UN for an entire week and try not to get caught.
UK: Okay. I have been taping Brexit memes to his office door for about a week now. I don't think he suspects a thing.
UN: Mr UK? Could I see you in my office?
UK: Frick.
To Kiwi: Go Zorbing with your entire family-
New Zealand: Aww hell yeah!!!
America: What the f#ck is zorbing??
Canada: Yes, please explain.
New Zealand: I'll show you!!
...later...
France: Um? It's a giant plastic orb?
New Zealand: IT'S A GIANT PLASTIC ORB!!!!!
Australia: THIS IS AWESOME!!! *Running around in the giant plastic orb*
UK: This makes me claustrophobic.
New Zealand: *Zipping up UK's Zorb* Woops, the zipper broke off.
America and Russia are stuck in a Zorb together as they still have to hold hands.
America: This would be fun if I didn't have to hold the commie's stinky hand.
Russia: Smell of sweat.
America: IT'S HOT!!
Australia: *Rams into America and Russia's Zorb*
Russia: *Falls on top of America* Oh I will KILL YOU!!
America: Get the f#ck off me, you filthy commie!!!
Canada: This cannot end well.
It didn't. Russia ended up popping the Zorb and chasing after Australia with knife while dragging America across the ground. Russia ended up having to pay New Zealand for his popped Zorb and Australia was taken to the hospital after being stabbed twice in the arm. Everyone forgot about UK. With the zip broken, UK was unable to escape the Zorb, had several panic attacks when everyone left and then suffered heatstroke when no one came back.
To Aussie: Steal all of the Milo from Malay's fridge-
Australia: Wait... Malay keeps his milo in the fridge? Anyway, let's do this!
...Later...
Malaysia: AUSTRALIA!!!!! *Chasing Australia around with a knife*
Australia: I BROUGHT IT INTO THIS WORLD! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TAKE IT BACK!!!
Indo and Phil: *Chasing after Malaysia*
To Canada: Make a flower crown blindfolded and wear it in front of Ukraine-
Canada: Okay, I can give it a go, but I'm not very good at it. *Makes the flower crown and takes the blindfold off* Heh, it's not as good as what Ukie makes, but I guess it looks wearable.
Canada: *Finds Ukraine while wearing the flower crown* Ukie! Look what I made!
Ukraine: Woah! You made that. It looks beautiful on you!
Canada: Heh. I made it blindfolded too!
Ukraine: I will show you how to master making a flower crown!
To Netherlands: Stop smoking for an entire week.
Netherlands: No.
New Zealand: But it was a dare.
Netherlands: You think that is going to stop me?
New Zealand: I don't know, maybe?
To France: Ignore everyone and only talk to food for a day.
France: Guess who's back! That's right! My favourite son! Billy baguette!! How are you doing today Billy?
Billy: ...
France: Oh? Of course you can invite Carol Croissant!
Billy: ...
France: How dare you such things about Freddie Frog legs! I thought he was your friend?
Billy: ...
France: Oh, that's right he ran off with your girlfriend, Ellie Escargot.
Carol: ...
France: Welcome Carol, it's a pleasure to meet you again. Billy has been talking a lot about you.
Carol: ...
France: Why yes. I did do something my hair, thank's for noticing.
UK: Did I make a mistake marrying her?
Netherlands: No. She is the perfect match for you.
France: Billy, why can't you be more like Carol?
Billy: ...
France: Just because you are a baguette and she is a croissant is not an excuse.
Billy: ...
France: Oh yeah! Well, you are just a breadstick!
Billy: ...
France: No I'm not insane!
Carol: ...
France: You stay out of this, Carol!
To France: give up baguettes for a week
France: Fine. Billy brought this upon himself anyway.
...later...
France: *In tears* I'm so sorry Billy! I will never insult you again.
To NZ: Who is ur 2nd favourite brother?
New Zealand: Malaysia. But if you are talking about my new brothers, America I guess. Canada has been avoiding me and I don't know why.
To Everone: Have some potatoes.
Belarus: Did someone say... P O T A T O E S!?!?!
Canada: Yes?
Ukraine: Oh no.
Belarus stole all of the potatoes and built and mountain which she sits upon and throws rocks at anyone trying to take her taters. New Zealand was allowed access to the top of Tater mountain.
To everyone: which of you hates UK the most?
Everyone except UK and France: *Put their hand up*
UK: What? At least I have my wife!
France: Oh I still hate you, just a little less than the others.
UK: I'm not that bad of a person!
America: Riiiiiight.
To New Zealand: make everyone wear a mask with the silver fern on it if don't want too they will get tied up.
New Zealand: Hmm. I like this! Bela! Help me hand out face masks to everyone!
Belarus: Okay, but can I finish my potato first?
New Zealand: Yes.
Netherlands: I can't smoke while wearing that thing.
New Zealand: Bela? Get the rope.
Bela: Okie!
New Zealand and Bela got to tie up three people that day and they are locked in the basement. No one seems to care anyway about the fact that Netherlands, Soviet and Russia went missing.
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