Padme: introducing, the babe cave!
Ahsoka: wow, this place is pretty lit
Barriss: oh I get it, because there's lights all over the place, so it's lit
Ahsoka:
Barriss: that's not what you meant, is it?
Satine: still, this place is very nice.
Luminara: how did you afford all of this stuff?
Padme: oh, you know...work...
Satine: did you steal money?
Adi Galada: did you?
Shak Ti: I stole toliet paper
Aayla: that was random, creepy, and gross
Padme: no, I just told Chancellor Palpatine that I was borrowing some money for something very important! The babe cave!
Satine: girl that title is so cringy
Padme: no more cringy than Man Cave!
Ahsoka: well, I'll admit this place is better than Anakin's man cave...that place is litterly a dumpster
Satine: speaking of Anakin, did you seriously just make a "babe cave" because Anakin had a man cave?
Padme: well, maybe...okay, yeah! But this place could be so important! Oh, and remember, this is the babe cave, only for us girls! Never ever let a guy in no matter what
Barriss: what if he's being hunted?
Padme: I don't care if he's about to lose a hand. No guys aloud! And don't even think about inviting your boyfriends here!
Ahsoka: why is everyone looking at me?
Aayla: because you're dating Rex!
Satine: and you're dating Kit Fisto!
Aayla: and you're dating Obi Wan!
Barriss: I'm dating Lux.
Shak Ti: that's so weirdddd
Adi Galada: right???
Luminara: why is there nothing but granola bars in these cabinets?
Barriss: I was going to ask the same thing
Padme: it's all the food I have at the moment
Shak Ti: you live off of granola bars?
Padme: no. I also eat macaroni
Ahsoka: that's not exactly healthy
Luminara: I'm going down the street to that ramen noodle restaurant. I'm starved.
Adi Galada: oh, yeah, that place. Isn't all the serve there noodles?
Aayla: yeah. It's kinda weird
Shak Ti: so what exactly do we do at this "Babe Cave"?
Padme: hang out, chill. Talk about stuff
Barriss: yesterday, I bought a microwave
Satine: that's not what she meant
Padme: I mean cool stuff!
Adi Galada: oh, we should play truth or dare...
Ahsoka: really? That game never ends well...
Satine: true, brings back memories of the good old times...
Aayla: just reminds me of the time I had to throw a sandwich at Master Yoda...the worst part was I wasn't aloud to say why
Adi Galada: that was one of my best dares. I'll got first. Shak Ti, truth or dare?
Shak Ti: the one that won't get me in jail
Aayla: that's a truth then
Barriss: well either could get you in jail
I mean, what if you committed a murder, and then you were playing truth or dare and then you would have to tell the truth if they asked you if you murdered someone
Satine:
Ahsoka: I have some serious doubts about you
Padme: huh, I'll try that next time I go to court
Adi Galada: um, okay...so Shak Ti, is it true that you hid a stash of oreos under the bean bag at the jedi temple?
Shak Ti: ...yes...how did you know?
Adi Galada: because I smooshed them when I say down
Aayla: 🙈🙈🙈
Satine: sounds like a mess
Adi Galada: yeah, and the worst part was, Anakin took the vaccum for his man cave
Ahsoka: lol. A broom isn't nearly as fast
Shak Ti: now it is my turn. Barriss, is is true that you threw a cantaloupe at an ugknot?
Aayla: whatttt
Barriss: well...yes.
Satine: why?
Barriss: there's a very logical explanation to it all. You see, I was at my fruit stand selling fruit, and then this whole band of Ugknots come along, and they start eating all the fruits like pigs!
Adi Galada: well in a way they are pigs.
Barriss: well in a way, you're a fish!
Adi Galada: -facepalm- not what I meant
Barriss: so I tried shewing them away, and then I ended up throwing cantaloupes on them. It worked though
Satine: wow
Shak Ti: huh, I wondered if those rumors were true...
Ahsoka: probably only partly.
Padme: yeah, rumors are sometimes crazy. I heard a rumor that Palpatine was actually a sith lord. Can you believe that?
Barriss: I'm a sith lord
Ahsoka: wait what?
Barriss: nothing. My turn now! Padme, truth or dare?
Padme: uh, let's spice things up! Dare!
Barriss: I dare you to text Anakin that his Man Cave is better than your Babe Cave
Padme: 😐😐😐
Satine: she's not going to like this
Padme: !!!! Fine!
On another chat...
Padme: Anakin, the truth is, your man cave is just better than my babe cave ever will be
Anakin: oh, I'm so glad you agree. I mean, it really is, isn't it?
Padme: No, you idiot. This was a dare. My Babe Cave is 100000000 times better than your garbage garage
Anakin: !!! But it's a house not a garage
Padme: I did it! Now my turn, Satine, truth or dare?
Satine: I have this terrible feeling that the truth or dare is going to have something to do with Obi Wan
Aayla: I was thinking that too
Ahsoka: you and Obi Wan is the best topic around
Adi Galada: what about you and Rex? 😏😏
Ahsoka: ...that's private
Padme: now choose Satine. 😈😈😈
Satine: -sighs- Dare. I hate admitting things about me and Obi Wan in the past
Padme: I dare you to text Obi Wan and tell him that you no longer love him because you've fallen for someone else. A potato.
Ahsoka: lol
Adi Galada: bahaha! This is hysterical
Satine: here goes nothing...
Satine: Obi Wan, I'm sorry, but we just can't be together. I've fallen for someone else
Obi Wan: what??? Who!? It better not be Grevious!.
Satine: no...its, it's a potato
Obi Wan: ??? What?
Satine: I'm sorry
Obi Wan: wait, is this a dare?
Satine: yes. that was sooo weird
Obi Wan: yeah. So your still going to be with me?
Satine: always. 💖💖💖
Obi Wan: 😍💖😍
Satine: okay, weird, but it's done
Aayla: aww, just look how much he cares for you!
Shak Ti: that was so weird.
Ahsoka: oh my, lol. I have no idea what I would do if Rex told me he was in love with a potato.
Barriss: Lux would probably come over to my house, peel all the potatoes, then mash them up and eat them, and finally say that he's my only love
Padme: Anakin would just throw every potato he saw out a window
Adi Galada: rip everyone's head. That would hurt
Satine: agrees. Now, Aayla, truth or dare?
Aayla: ooh, after that crazy dare, I'm going with truth
Satine: hmm, is it true that you once snuck into a store to steal some donuts?
Aayla: ...who told you that?
Satine: just rumors.
Adi Galada: you gotta tell them the truth girl
Aayla: yes...though if you tell the police I'm killing you!
Barriss: not a bad idea. I mean, you'd already be going to jail, so you could commit two crimes for one. What a deal
Ahsoka: creepy thoughts Barriss...and lol! I had no idea! What if Bly finds out?
Aayla: he's been sworn to secrecy
Adi Galada: as have I. Don't mess with Aayla Secura she has information on anyone and everyone that you don't want to get out
Padme: noted.
Aayla: now my turn, truth or dare Ahsoka?
Ahsoka: dare. After hearing that you know everyone's darkest secrets, I'm playing it safe
Adi Galada: a dare isn't really safe though
Aayla: okay, I dare you to text Rex, and tell him that you want to get married and have 3 cats right now
Ahsoka: 😳 how did you even come up with that?
Aayla: idk. Just do it!
Ahsoka: fine! Quit peeking!
Adi Galada: come on, we have to know what he says
Ahsoka: Rex, I want to marry you right now and then adopt three kittens
Rex: what? Marry? Now??? I didn't think this far...
Ahsoka: so?
Rex: you really want to get married, right now?
Ahsoka: yeah, why not?
Rex: your like, 17!
Ahsoka: eh, I'm fine with it. You do love me, right?
Rex: of course I do! Its just...where would we even get married at?
Ahsoka: what about the beach?
Rex: I just..what's really going on?
Ahsoka: I just want to marry you and adopt three kittens, that's all
Rex: okay, the three kittens, I can do. Marriage? Ahsoka, we're too young! And were also right in the middle of a war!
Ahsoka: oh my Rexster...your perfect. That was just a dare!
Rex: a dare? Phew, I was getting nervous there
Ahsoka: lol! Love you too. Maybe one day, we will get married and have three kittens
Rex: if that's what you want Cinnamon Roll
Ahsoka: 💖😍💖
Ahsoka: did it! That was funny. Poor Rex didn't know what to think!
Padme: I should send this to Fives. He would freak!
Ahsoka: don't you dare!
Satine: lol! I've gotta try it on Obi Wan
Aayla: I tried it on Kit...lets just say I now own close to 50 cats
Meme of the week:
Just lol. Also:
Guess who bribed their library into getting this book for them? This girl did! Well I mean, I just requested it and they got it...but I'm so excited to read it! The blue pages are killer! Anyone else a fan of Thrawn? He's one of the best Star Wars characters yet