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Od Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... Více

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! 😃😃😃😃
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
The 200

Late Cinco de Mayo

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Od Braidzella

*pretend this came out yesterday*

Jesse: you all know what to day is, right?

Fives: it has something to do with tacos...

Rex: oh, yeah

Obi Wan: I knew right away.

Ahsoka: how did you know?

Obi Wan: Anakin's sombrero gave it all away

Anakin: happy cinco De Mayo!

Ahsoka: yeah! And the best part is, that it's on tuesday!

Tup: and why is that so good?

Fives: uh, taco Tuesday, bro

Dogma: I'm making taco's amigos

Tup: amigos? Why is everyone being so weird?

Echo: they always are, lol

Rex: amigo is Spanish for friend. And cinco de mayo is a Mexican holiday for the fifth of may

Ahsoka: yeah, we mainly just celebrate it for the tacos though

Anakin: and the sombreros man! I litterly snuck into El Charo and acted like I worked there. Nobody suspected a thing...

Obi Wan: -facepalm- I just know I don't even want to know why

Anakin: well it was actually because me, Hardcase, Jesse and Fives were going to work together to steal some of those chimichangas. I was the undercover man

Obi Wan: -facepalm-

Ahsoka: ....did it work?

Anakin:

Fives:

Jesse:

Hardcase: tacos!

Domga: ah! Get out of those taco shells! I haven't even cooked the meat yet!

Rex: well, considering the fridge is filled completely with chimichangas, I would say yes, it worked

Anakin: it did. 😎

Jesse: Ow! Dogma yetted me with a broom!

Hardcase: me too!

Dogma: they were eating the salsa!

Rex: just wait a minute boys. The tacos should be done soon.

Jesse: can't we just have a sample?

Dogma: NO

Ahsoka: so where did you get the sombrero, Skyguy?

Anakin: the dollar store

Obi Wan: oh, I suspected you stole one from El Charo

Anakin: na, it would be too hard to take them off of the employees heads. But, I did get a party size pack, so that means...

Fives: everyone gets a sombrero!

Rex: you know these are kind of itchy

Ahsoka: they don't exactly fit right on me

Anakin: you'll live. Now lets take a selfie!

Ahsoka: everyone say salsa!

Hardcase: salsa? Where? I'll eat it!

Dogma: hey guys, the tacos are ready

Jesse: yesssssss

Obi Wan: woah, how many did you make?

Dogma: ....10,000. It should last a while...hopefully...hopefully

Tup: I have a feeling it won't when Jesse and Fives get there

Jesse digs in, only to realize the salsa is made of hot peppers

Jesse: ahh!! Hot! HOT!!

Dogma: ha! Got you again!

Jesse: will he ever stop? My mouth is on fire!

Hardcase: I don't think it's very bad

Rex: come on guys! Let's dig in!

Anakin: I call the last taco!








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ol, I don't really even celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I might as well me a chapter on it, even though I've updated like 1000 times this week. I hope you all enjoyed.

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