Anakin: hey guys
Satine: are you still in hiding after making fun of Master Windu?
Anakin:
Padme: he is
Obi Wan: oh yes
Anakin: well, only partially
Ahsoka: what do you mean?
Anakin: I also shaved off the top of Ki Adi Mundi's hair, so he's also trying to capture me.
Rex: well you can't hide forever
Anakin: I'm just waiting until they forget about it
Obi Wan: forgetting your bald is not something that happens often. Believe me, I know
Satine: are you talking about that time you faked your death and went undercover?
Obi Wan: yes...
Rex: I'm bald, but I don't really think about it much.
Padme: where are you even hiding at?
Anakin: if I tell you guys you could tell Mace Windu or Ki Adi Mundi.
Ahsoka: true, true.
Anakin: well fine. I'll tell you because I'm bored. But you have to promise not to tell anyone else
Rex: um, okay
Satine: fine with me. I really don't care though
Ahsoka: tell us! I want to know where you've been hiding for a whole week
Obi Wan: agreed. Though it has been a rather odd week without Anakin
Ahsoka: you mean a good week.
Rex: true, nothing crazy for once
Anakin: guys, I'm right here
Padme: okay Ani. Just tell us where your at. I'm getting a little concerned.
Anakin: okay, I'm hiding in the attic of the jedi temple
Obi Wan: -facepalm-
Anakin: what? It's pretty cool up here
Ahsoka: well that explains the sounds I heard last night. Once I went up there in the attic. It was really creepy though. I swear I saw a dead body once
Anakin: you mean this mannequin?
Ahsoka: maybe?
Rex: so you've been hiding in an attic for a whole week?
Satine: unbelievable. Wait what have you been eating?
Padme: exactly what I was wondering. Don't tell me you've been eating nothing but chicken nuggets again...
Anakin: actually I found one of Shak Ti's food stashes and I've been eating off of that
Obi Wan: well your going to have another jedi after you when Shak Ti finds out
Ahsoka: yep. But seriously Skyguy? An attic of all places?
Anakin: yeah. It's pretty lit up here. And all the jedi are too scared to come up and look for me
Rex: what have you been doing to pass the time
Anakin: well there's a lot of strange stuff up here
Ahsoka: like a mannequin
Anakin: and there's wigs. Like this one.
Satine: you look ridiculous
Anakin: I guess I could just disguise myself as this new jedi and then they would think Anakin was dead
Padme: oh Ani...sometimes I wonder...
Obi Wan: I seriously doubt that would work
Anakin: maybe...there's also a microwave up here
Satine: why?
Obi Wan: I wish I knew dear
Ahsoka: theres a lot of weird and random stuff up there.
Anakin: like this shoe. How did it even get here?
Obi Wan: idk. The jedi just put random stuff up there
Anakin: oh, I found an intertsing pic...
Ahsoka: can we see?
Anakin:
Satine:
Obi Wan: Anakin you weren't supposed to find that!
Padme: aw, you two are cute
Rex: I'm just glad he didn't find a pic of me and Ahsoka
Ahsoka: same
Anakin: I knew you two dated a long time ago!
Satine: well maybe we just took a random pic together.
Anakin: it litterly says, Obi Wan and Satine on a date, on the back of this picture
Satine: well I tried
Obi Wan: just please don't bug me about this Anakin
Anakin: oh, that reminds me of the spiders I found up here
Ahsoka: creepy!
Padme: eww
Rex: did you kill them with a shoe?
Anakin: na, I've just been watching them. If I could make them my pets then I could achieve so many more pranks without getting caught...
Padme: sometimes...
Anakin: do you think it would be possible to drill a hole in the wall, and then spill orange juice on Mace Windu's head?
Satine: how do you come up with these kinds of thoughts?
Obi Wan: unless you want to be killed, don't try it Anakin
Anakin: you underestimate my pranks!
Ahsoka: go ahead, try it. But then of course I'll have to get a new master...
Anakin: fine. But what else am I suppose to do in this attic?
Padme: just go tell Mace Windu and Ki Adi Mundi your sorry, and then you can go back to your regular life
Rex: it is getting hard to fight in these battles without you
Anakin: see, I do actually do some damage on the battlefield!
Obi Wan: I think Rex was referring to your "unusual distractions"
Rex: ....I was
Ahsoka: still, that whole magical flying shopping cart saved us all.
Anakin: ooh, I found another interesting pic
Obi Wan: oh no.
Padme: who is it of now Anakin?
Anakin: its...Yoda! I think...
Anakin:
Ahsoka: lololololololololololol
Rex: she's laughing so hard
Ahsoka: come on you are too
Obi Wan: I just spit my tea out. What is that?
Anakin: it says Yoda, padawan was I
Padme: that's what he looked like?
Satine: now I need to see all of the young jedi padawan pics
Anakin: hahahaha!!! Just imagine all the pranks I can do with this!
Obi Wan: I have a feeling Yoda would do something very terrible if he found out that we saw that pic
Ahsoka: but it's just too hilarious
Anakin: I'm taking this with me!
Yoda suddenly materializes right infront of Anakin
Anakin: ah! He's found me!
Obi Wan: you're dead then.
Ahsoka: look, Master Yoda. It was just Anakin none of us had anything to do with that pic
Rex: yeah. Me and Ahsoka weren't laughing our heads off or anything
Anakin: you little backstabbers...
Yoda: shooken, I am. Kill you if you speak of this, I will. Literal, I am
Satine: woah
Anakin: -sighs- because I value my life, I won't show anyone...
Padme: you better be serious. I have this spooky feeling that Yoda isn't kidding
Obi Wan: me too...
Yoda: burn this photo, I will. Speak of this to no one, you will.
He disappears
Anakin: he's gone. I still saw him fade into the rack of clothes, but it was still creepy
Satine: that was...weird
Rex: I'm just glad were not dead.
Ahsoka: who knew yoda could be so dark?
Obi Wan: I did. Once I saw Yoda put on green face paint. I didn't know how creepy he really looked...after that...I was never the same.
Padme: wow. I wish we could see what he really looked like
Obi Wan: oh, you can
Anakin:
Satine:
Padme:
Rex:
Ahsoka:
Obi Wan: your lives will never be the same
Is Yoda creepy with pink skin or what?
Meme of the week:
Also, inspiration came from this meme:
And finally, have you guys seen the new Ahsoka figure by Hot Toys?
Omgggg as a doll collector, I reallllly want this! It's just that 250 dollars is a little expensive. I'm asking for it for Christmas though!
Braidzella out-