Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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How I Write The Clone Wars Text

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By Braidzella

So, today I'm going to be explained the process of how I write the clone wars text, as well as some random facts about me and the clone wars. Feel free to just skip around.

1. I was inspired to write the clone wars text. So yeah. I first read @jedi_duck 101 Star Wars The Clone Wars Text, but shortly after I discovered it, she said she was done making them. So you know, I was devastated, but a few months later, I got the wattpad app, and I just couldn't help myself from making my own version of The Clone Wars Text

2. How I write the chapters. So, I really wish I knew how I came up with this craziness. It really is just random thoughts that come into my brain. Sometimes I do have an idea of what I'm going to be writing about, but other times I just start making the characters chat with no idea as to what's going to happen

3. Being stocked up. So I actually write several chapters all at a time, and then it might be like a week or more before I even began to start writing things again. I usually have about 10 chapters written and ready to publish. So I've never actually got writer's block before, and writing comes pretty easily to me. I only update once a week though just in case I suddenly have a lack of inspiration or I am too busy to write anything. (And I don't want to spoil you all :)

4. Writing. So the shorter chapters I usually can finish writing in under 30 minutes in one sitting, but the longer and complex chapters usually take several different times to come and write.

5. Ending it all. Believe it or not, I was once going to end the clone wars text. The finale was going to be the whole vacation chapters, if you ever wandered why they were so long. However, I suddenly got a lot of fan support at that time, and I realized that I couldn't give it up.

6. Ships. So, when I first started the clone wars text, I was going to make it be funny but believable. (That of course is not what they're like now.) So, when it came down to the ships I wanted to include, I was going to have Anidala, since it did actaully happen and it had comedic value to their "secret" relationship. I was also going to have Obitine, since its oh so cute. And at first I thought about adding Luxsoka to it, but then I realized that all three of these ships were just your average ships. They could actaully happen in the series, and I just felt like adding Luxsoka would be unnecessary and it wouldn't give any excitement to the story to have the three obvious ships. So instead we went with Rexsoka. I did not plan on doing this at first, I mean I did want the characters to have a lot of interactions, but nothing romantic. But, as the chapters edged on, I realized that it was pretty comedic. I mean, a teen jedi with a 10 year old clone who looks 30? Now that is some spice. They also get along really well, and I just knew that this ship was going to fit in perfect for my craziness. Plus Rexsoka became my favorite clone wars ship.

7. I was a Luxsoka

Believe it or not, I was once a Luxsoka shipper. When I first saw the clone wars I thought they were meant to be. But, as the series continued, I realized that Ahsoka kinda got over Lux and honestly Lux got kinda annoying. I mean its not a bad ship, but you can clearly see in the final Onderon chapters that Ahsoka chose to be a jedi rather than follow her feelings. And so then I became a Rexsoka. When I first saw that this was a ship, I really couldn't believe it. I mean is Rexsoka weird or what? I won't deny that it is. But the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. And so it became my favorite relationship out of the clone wars. They get along so well and they're both survivors and they have many of the same experiences. They really do make best friends if you ask me.

8. Different characters in the spotlight. So you might've noticed that I usually tend to stick with certain characters at a time. The reason is because it takes me a while to master their personality in the clone wars text. For example, I didn't really add Maul in until the later and more recent chapters. And it usually takes me a while to really perfect their characters. I mean Maul is like this ready for revenge master mind. And I somehow turned him into this crazy old man with a shoe addiction. I wish I knew how that happened.. but I do tend to make the characters pretty stereotypical. Anakin is your crazy man, who does the most insane things. Rex and Ahsoka are usually the only sensible ones. Obi Wan at first was kind of always tired and exhausted, but lately he's had a little more sass. Satine is just that one friend who's always there. And then Padme is bossy. (Just like Leia) I really do love the clones, so I make sure to give them pretty unique personalities. Tup is the scaredy cat, Jesse is the I'm ready for anything dude, Fives is the shipper, Echo is the nerd, Dogma is like that guy who everyone thinks is a murderer, and Cody is just there. Same with Kix. And Rex, well Rex is just Rex.

9. Making Barux happen. Of all the crazy things I've ever done, making Barriss and Lux a couple is by far the most unbelievable. I really don't even know how that came to be. I had just made Rexsoka canon, and then I was just kinda messing around with the characters, and then poof! Barux is real. I remember just thinking how insane that was as I was writing it. But I mean it gave some humor to the situation. But I don't blame you all if you don't ship it.

10. Revising and editing. I don't really do much revising, but I usually check through for any grammar mistakes, and I of course add a meme at the end. I mean, who doesn't love memes?

11. Future characters. So as I've mentioned earlier, it usually takes me a while to find the right spice to add to the characters. And this step really is important, because if every character acted just like they did in the actual show, there wouldn't be quite as much humor to it. So one of you suggested I do a chapter with the bad batch, and I am currently working on their character traits. It really does just take time for me to really perfect their little funny trait.

12. Not a long term fan. So many of you cloned wars fans have been watching it from the start, but not me. I didn't actually discover it until 2018, litterly about a month before the new trailer for season 7 dropped. I had always liked Star Wars movies, but I never really got in depth with them. One day though, I was messing around on the internet, and I discovered the clone wars. It was really the clones that brought me into it, as it really hit an emotional spot there. And then I found out all the other epic stuff about the clone wars, and I became a big fan.

13. Copying- so a recent problem I've had to deal with is copying. On one hand, I feel good knowing that people like my work so much that they use it themselves, but on the other hand, it makes me feel kinda mad that they used my ideas and they couldn't come up with their own. So what do I really do about this? Well, I've found it's best not to do anything. I really really appreciate though if they mention that the idea originally came from me though, if they did re-use my ideas. But its always way better to come up with your own ideas.

14. Fan support is everything. I know, it might not seem like your votes, comments, or requests are very important, but their everything to me. Without fan support, this story wouldn't even be here today. Waking up to sometimes 90+ notifications is honestly amazing. Thank you all for the support that you bring me. Its everything. I mean, truthfully, this is the most successful thing I've done on the internet.

15. Writing is my life. I am always writing. Rather its tcw text, a fanfiction, script, novel, schoolwork, or even a comment, I always have something to say. Words and stories have power. They can brighten a person's day, or dull it. Words can sway people, or make them see something they didn't see before. Its everything to me, and to the world. Stories are the very thing that connects us. Without writing, I truly don't know where I would be.

Braidzella out-

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