Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel

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By Braidzella

Hello there! So someone suggested I give my opinion of the Ahsoka novel, so here I am doing so. Star Wars Ahsoka is a book by E.K. Johnston published several years ago. So like litterly at least 6 people have suggested this book to me. And so then I painted my grandparents house, and I bought it off of Amazon. I mean, if so many people suggested it, it had to be worth it, right? First I'm going to give a spoiler free review of this book, and then were going to spoil the whole thing. So here we go.

Spoiler free review:

This book was better than I expected. It was full of action and it gives us a little more to Ahsoka's backstory. It also really brought out the cruelty of the Empire, and it really made me see how tough life was for some of these people. We can really see what a struggle it is for Ahsoka and what it means to be a jedi now. I would give this book a 9/10 rating and I would highly suggest it for any clone wars, star wars, or Ahsoka fans.

Now for the spoiler review. If you haven't read this book and you dont want spoilers, then get outta here!

So, I loved it. I really did. I was pretty happy to all the clone wars callbacks. We hear a lot of Anakin and Obi Wan, and we get to know how Ahsoka was first found by the jedi. And this book is basically canon which is great. And like we get to hear from so many characters. Theres Bail, tiny Leia, Obi Wan, thoughts of Luke, the mysterious voice of Qui-qon, captain Antellies, and even Chewbacka. One thing about this thet disappointed me was that there was like hardly anything about Rex. Like I know Rexsoka is never gonna happen, but as a friendship ship for me it kinda sucked that we never heard about Rex except at the begaining and a few honorable mentions. I just feel like he was a little more important than they were letting on. And some people said that this had a lot of Rexsoka to it, so you can tell I was a little disappointed when there was hardly anything. I mean it's not like I got this book mainly because I heard there was a rexsoka hug or anything but I did. And there wasn't. So I was sad. But the book was still good! And when the inquisitor showed up I was like holy chicken girl your in trouble. And then I was kinda like wait Ahsoka defeated him a little to easily. I mean like Kanan and Ezra had such a hard time with the inquisitor and then Ahsoka litterly defeats him with no problem. I mean, he was kind of a weak villian to me. But I still totally loved this book. Seeing Radda totally destroyed really did kinda hurt. I mean it was lothal all over again. (Sorry for all the Rebels references tcw fans).and then like practically everyone died. Like they sliced that Colvin dude in half and I was like shocked. And then Toban died, and Neera. At this point I was expected Kadeen or Mira to die as well. Or that force sensitive girl, Helda. I wonder what happened to her. We also learned how Ahsoka got her white lightsabers, which are lit. I mean theres no jedi with white lightsabers yet so yay!and then there was Bail. Good ol Bail. If only he had told Ahsoka about Luke and Leia...and does Ahsoka know about Anakin and Padme's relationship?! We want answers Dave! And I suspected Ahsoka was building lightsaber hilts at the very start. And the call back to those lightsaber crystal younglings episode was awesome. It's just sad knowing they Anakin murders them all. The book was pretty clear and it described things well. The author really did ace Ahsoka's character, which was probobly hard to do because you have to keep the classic optimistic and ready Ahsoka but you also have to add a little more of that wiser Ahsoka from Rebels. So the book was really good and I enjoyed it. If you've read this book, I would love to hear your opinion of it. If not, go and buy this book right now!








And that was all. Oh, I can't keep it in! I watched the new episode of the Clone Wars Old friends not forgotten and I can't stop thinking about it! I mean it's everything I've ever wanted! Ahsoka comes back, she's got new lightsabers, she's going after Maul, there's your awesome mandos, Sabine's mom, Ursa Wren is in it, Bo Katan obviously too. And then theres even Gar freaking Saxon from Rebels. Now I just need Fenn Rau to show up! And now there's Rex and Ahsoka my top ship in star wars. Like omg their so cute I cant take the moments with them I their just the best friends ever Well actaully Sabezra/ezrabine is my favorite star ship but you get that point! If Rex turns on Ahsoka during order 66 I think I'm a gonna cry and die and my feels...of my feels aren't going to live past order 66 once again...and just oh god that episode was so action packed and it feels like an actual movie with the classic star wars music playing instead of the clone wars theme and knowing that the clone wars finally gets the ending it deserves after everyone thought it was gone and oh my I'm going to die. Not to mention the ending was a total cliffhanger and I dont know if I can stand four weeks of this torture and goodness. Woah, sorry for all that ranting, but I couldn't help myself. I hope you all enjoyed this random review/chapter thingie I just did last night. Also the animation was really good and I'm worried to see more jedi die from order 66 and are- I'll stop. But my mind wont.

Braidzella out-

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