Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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Girls Sleepover

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Satine: I'm so excited!

Ahsoka: me too!

Padme: this sleepover is going to be so fun!

Ahsoka: is the only reason were having a sleepover because Anakin was having one too?

Padme:

Satine: I suspected so

Padme: what? No way I'm going to let him have a better sleepover than me!

Aayla: I hope this turns out to be fun!

Shak Ti: me too

Barriss: hey what happened to the popcorn

Luminara: I put it in the fridge

Adi Galada: why?

Luminara: idk. I just felt like I needed to bring it somewhere

Aayla: frozen popcorn. Haven't heard of that one before

Riyo Churi: so I have heard crazy stories about all of you, and I just wanted to know if any of it is true.

Ahsoka:

Satine:

Padme: you know people and their exaggerating. None of it's probobly true

Barriss: once I went on vacation with them and Anakin turned to the dark side because of a lemon head over dose. Meanwhile the clones tried to kill us and were captured by jawas because they ate their donuts.

Riyo Churi:

Shak Ti: oh yeah, I remember that....

Luminara: were not that crazy. I mean it's not like I went out with a sith lord once to go to a Christmas party

Aayla: ...except you did

Adi Galada: and I went with Maul's brother!

Luminara: -shrugs-

Riyo Churi: ...should I leave?

Ahsoka: probably

Padme: no! You have to stay! I can't have someone walk out on my sleepover or Anakin will think his was better than mine

Satine: don't worry, it'll be fun

Ahsoka: oh, why don't we play a game?

Riyo Churi: fine, I'll stay as long as nothing catches on fire

Adi Galada: guys, I put the popcorn in the microwave to thaw, and now it's on fire

Padme: 😳

Riyo Churi: you all are crazy!

Shak Ti: quick! Does anyone own a fire extinguisher?

Aayla: now why would anyone carry one around with them?

Barriss: maybe they have a habit of catching on fire

Adi Galada: guys this fire is still burning!

Luminara: just put it back in the freezer.

Satine: for goodness sake just throw a pan of water on it!

Padme: well then my microwave is fried!

Ahsoka: well that's better than a burnt down house.

Padme: -sighs-

Later...

Adi Galada: phew

Ahsoka: I'm glad we didn't burn anything down

Shak ti: other than the popcorn

Barriss: RIP popcorn

Padme: well now that everything's under control, who wants to play a game?

Aayla: oh, I do!

Adi Galada: me too

Ahsoka: sure

Riyo churi: what would we be playing?

Luminara: what about....

Padme: truth or dare!

Luminaria: I was going to say duck duck goose but that will work too

Barriss: #weirdmaster

Ahsoka: your not alone

Adi Galada: who goes first?

Satine: I dont know...truth or dare can get really wild

Shak Ti: yes. Once I ended up selling toilet paper in the underworld.

Padme: ....okay.

Satine: -gasps-

Aayla: what?

Satine: it's a message from Obi Wan!

Padme: what does it say?!?!

Satine: that's none of your business

Padme: fine. Satine, I dare you to tell me what Obi Wan said

Ahsoka: lol

Satine: fine. He said...omc!

Padme: what?

Barriss: tell us!

Padme: come on girl I'm two feet from ripping that phone from your hands!

Riyo Churi: hold your horses girl

Satine: he said this:

Obi Wan: satine, I love you

Obi Wan: I love shoes and rulers!

Obi Wan: hardcase stop your sabotaging everything

Obi Wan: you did too because now they can see your message

Obi Wan: everyone get away from the phone or I'll throw it down the toilet!

Obi Wan: Anakin give me back my phone!

Ahsoka: well I think somebody else is playing truth or dare too

Satine: yes....most likely

Padme: or Obi Wan just wants to let his girlfriend know how much he loves her!

Riyo Churi: okay, yeah. I've concluded that you all are crazy

Adi Galada: you don't know the half of it

Satine: but anyways, now it's my turn! Mwahahahaha!!!

Barriss: who's it gonna be?

Satine: Padme, truth or dare?

Padme: aww. I'll go with truth

Ahsoka: ask her if she's married to Anakin!

Padme: 😳

Luminara: we all have our suspicions

Satine: Padme, is it true that you wear wings because you are bald?

Padme:

Aayla: wait is that true?!

Shak Ti: I know I don't have hair

Ahsoka: me neither

Padme: okay, fine. I'll tell you all the truth. One day I was experimenting with this blow torch to prank Anakin, and then it accidentally turned on and my hair got burn. Really bad. So I have been wearing wigs ever since

Satine:

Ahsoka: that's....

Barriss: crazy, but believable

Adi Galada: yeah

Riyo Churi: you all really are insane

Padme: now my turn! Mwahahaha!!!!

Luminara: so are we supposed to evily laugh when it's our turn?

Padme: um...you don't have to

Aayla: ah! Who's going to be next?

Adi Galada: please not me

Shak Ti: I don't have anything of interest so

Ahsoka: please don't be me

Padme: Ahsoka, truth or dare?

Ahsoka: aw, chicken. Um....actaully I think I'll go with dare

Padme: is it true that- oh I wasn't expecting that. Ahsoka, I dare you to text Rex and tell him that you caught your shoe on fire

Ahsoka: uh, okay....Why Rex though?

Satine: because we ship it

Ahsoka: -sighs-

To be continued...

Hi guys. So, I was taking my spring break this week, and I litterly forgot yesterday was friday. 🙈🙈🙈. So yeah, Saturday upload this week.

Memes of Saturday: (two because I forgot to update on Friday)

Braidzella is out-





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