Fifty shades of Red

By FusedShadow

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(NOT A FAN FICTION!!) Just saying. Have you ever wondered about the colour red? There are many shades of it r... More

Shade 1 - Apple red
Shade 2 - Blood red
Shade 3 - Tomato red
Shade 4 - Rose red
Shade 5 - Wine red
Shade 6 - Pepper red
Shade 7 - YouTube red
Shade 8 - Leaf red
Shade 9 - Ruby red
Shade 10 - Pastel red
Shade 11 - Okay I lied
Shade 12 - Mario Mushroom red
Shade 13 - The unlucky postbox red
Shade 14 - Pokémon Red (with a capital R) CALLING ALL POKÉFANS
Shade 15 - Fire red
Shade 17 - Sunset red
Shade 18 - Traffic light red
Shade 19 - Red squirrel red
Shade 20 - Tomato Puree red
Shade 21 - SURPRISE red (Halloween special chapter)
Shade 22 - Flag red
Shade 23 - FIREWORK red
Shade 24 - Ron Weasley's hair red TROLL ALERT!
Shade 25 - Red onion red
Shade 26 - Poppy red
Shade 28 - Watermelon red
Shade 28.9 - Squiggly line red
Shade 29 - |o|||e Red
Shade 30 - Angry Bird red
Shade 31 - Unsaved / Draft red
Shade 32 - Jequirity red
Shade 33 - I SEE RED red
Shade 34 - Santa red
Shade 35 - 1 000 reads / 100 votes / 100 comments red
VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE (so red, I mean read it right now)
Shade 36 - Bus red
Sjade 37 - Fire alarm/bell red
Shade 38 - Brick red
Shade 39 - Ferrari red
Shade 40 - Crimson.
Shade 41 - Ketchup red
Shade 42 - Strawberry red
Shade 43 - Red nose day red
Shade 44 - Tulip red
Shade 45 - Cherry red

Shade 16 - Lipstick red

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By FusedShadow

Lipsick comes in a variety of shades as (I hope) you already know. But if I'm going to be completely honest with you, I don't know a thing about lipsick apart from the fact that it can be red. Yes, red. (By the way, I just feel like telling you that right now, I'm holding a packaging peanut in each hand and typing with them.) Now I've dropped the packaging peanuts and I'm typing a lot faster haha. ANYWAY lipsick is some cosmeticy thingy. (Yes I know what it is so stop looking at me like that, okay?) Oh I forgot you can't look at me. You don't even know who I am (well, you might, but...). What if I'm behind youuuuuuuu.

Did you look?

No?

GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE IF YOU DID, IF YOU DID YOU'RE THE MOST GULLIBLE PERSON ON EARTH.

I bet there's some poor person out there feeling really stupid because they looked. Here's a random fact: When I type without looking at the keyboard, I make loads of stupid spelling errors, like just then, I spelled 'looked' as 'loojed'.

I NEED TO STOP GOING OFF TOPIC SO MUCH DON'T I?

Lipsick... let's see.... lipsick. TALK TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!!  I know I'm a girl but I HATE makeup!! 

HAVE YOU NOTICED YET????

NO???

WHY NOT??? 

I CAN'T BELIEVE (i before e worked for once) YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED...

LIPSICK.....OBVIOUSLYYYY

IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T NOTICED, GO BACK AND READ THIS CHAPTER FROM THE START AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU NOTICE THIS TIME.

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