Skatamax has added Eggohopper to a new chat!
Skatamax: hey
Eggohopper: hey, wassup
Skatamax: so like...yknow what happened yesterday w/ Will
Eggohopper: yeah
Skatamax: do you think he's really heartbroken?
Eggohopper: from what the Starbucks thing?
Eggohopper: c'mon we taught him better than that
Skatamax: no when we were teasing him about mike...I kinda feel bad
Eggohopper: well tbh it's mikes fault for giving him mixed signals. These straight men get on my nerves
Skatamax: I just hope he's okay
Eggohopper: he's gonna be fine
Skatamax: if u say so...
Wikemheeler: hi kids
Willyb: hey mike!
Wikemheeler: how's my #1 doing?
Willyb: hehe, fine
Dustinhen: I'm doing fine mike thanks for asking
Wikemheeler: bruh
Skatamax: lmao
Willyb: brb really quick
Rangerboi: so anyways mike
Rangerboi: I speak for everyone when I say
Rangerboi: why do you flirt with Will then claim it's platonic
Skatamax: finally someone's asking the real questions
Eggohopper: okay at first I was watching YouTube but I saw that notif and I wanted to witness the tea
Dustinhen: same but I was playing a game
Skatamax: stop playing fortnite u hoe
Dustinhen: shut up I wasn't doing that
Rangerboi: hoes weird
Rangerboi: anyways mike answer
Wikemheeler: idk what ur talking about...it's a normal occurrence for us to play like that
Eggohopper:
Eggohopper: us ^
Rangerboi: but aren't you gonna give Will the wrong idea? Like what if he actually catches feelings
Skatamax: yeah! Ur just gonna break his heart
Dustinhen: I love how el is just getting ignored
Eggohopper: 😔
Willyb: back
Skatamax: hison
Dustinhen: is that the opposite of a bison
Eggohopper: whats a bison
Rangerboi: it's a type of animal dumbass
Eggohopper: shut up dildo
Skatamax: el I-
Dustinhen: o-
Willyb:
Wikemheeler: hi will
Willyb: hi bub
Wikemheeler: ugh ur so adorable, I'm so lucky :((
Rangerboi: there is no fucking way to say that platonically
Eggohopper: ^
Dustinhen: ^
Skatamax: ^
Skatamax: yeah why u flirting with him
Dustinhen: chill on the pda I'm eating
Eggohopper: eating what
Dustinhen: spaghetti u nasty hoe
Eggohopper: bruh
Rangerboi: Mike always flirts with him then claims it's platonic...like honey
Willyb: dont worry guys, I know it's not real :)
Dustinhen: that hit different
Skatamax: see, mike?! Look how it affects him
Wikemheeler: idk what ur talking about
Skatamax: ugh you're such a fuckboy
Willyb: no he's not
Skatamax: if the shoe fits wear it
Eggohopper: that's my wife everyone
Rangerboi: she's learning from me
Skatamax: literally ur fucking with his feelings like that like....what?
Dustinhen: ok max calm down we just had a gc argument like a day ago
Skatamax: not until mike admits what he's doing is wrong
Wikemheeler: will doesnt mind?? Plus he knows it's a joke
Willyb: yeah
Willyb: I actually have to go grocery shopping with my mom, bye guys
Eggohopper: oof Bye
Rangerboi: 😬 bye
Dustinhen: ah shit here we go again
Skatamax: MIKE LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Wikemheeler: I'm not doing anything! Stop overreacting
Skatamax: imagine fake flirting with someone then get confused when they're hurt 🤡 couldn't be me
Wikemheeler: he's fine with me calling him the nicknames and stuff! He knows it's platonic
Skatamax: Lucas, tell this dumbass how texting tones work
Rangerboi: I'm not getting involved.
Skatamax: AND WHY NOT
Rangerboi: I don't like conflict.
Wikemheeler: you know I'm right, correct?
Rangerboi: not picking sides
Rangerboi: I'm not gonna fuel the fire
Eggohopper: brb
Eggohopper added Willyb and Dustinhen to a groupchat!
Eggohopper named the groupchat 'no screenshots'!
Dustinhen: whats this for
Eggohopper: will, we know ur not really out grocery shopping with your mom
Dustinhen: yeah
Eggohopper: c'mon were your friends! You can talk to us about anything
Willyb: I'm fine.
Dustinhen: that period says otherwise
Willyb: I said I'm fine, I'm not upset
Eggohopper: you obviously are
Dustinhen: ^
Eggohopper: please just talk to us
Willyb: there's nothing to talk about
Eggohopper: mm a I smell cap
Dustinhen: you can trust us
Willyb: it's nothing
Eggohopper: no it's not and you know it
Willyb: okay yeah it's not
Dustinhen: exactly
Eggohopper: what's up w/ you and mike?
Willyb: just him making me confused...as usual
Dustinhen: confused about what
Willyb: like,,does he like me or not? Ughhh I wish there was an off button for feelings
Eggohopper: aww bub :(
Willyb: it's fine
Dustinhen: acc I have an idea
Eggohopper: which is?
Dustinhen: we can see if mike really has feelings
Dustinhen: by someone pretending to be his bf
Willyb: I can't do that to mike!
Eggohopper: and why not
Willyb: I like the flirting, the nicknames,,I just wish he meant it
Dustinhen: and you'll know if he does if he gets jealous when someone pretends to be ur bf
Willyb: but what if he doesn't and I'm just stuck with fake love
Eggohopper: then men ain't shit
Dustinhen: point blank periodt pooh 💅🏻✨
Willyb: hhhh but I'm not good at acting
Eggohopper: don't worry, we'll handle it bby
Dustinhen: and he's gonna regret ever messing with u :)
Eggohopper: this feels wrong
Dustinhen: I mean it's not like we're talking shit so....
Eggohopper: good point
Willyb: Fine.
Dustinhen: YAYYYY
Skatamax has added Rangerboi and Wikemheeler to a private chat!
Rangerboi has named the chat 'beat me up sis'!
Skatamax: MIKE I OUTTA BEAT UR MOTHERFUCKIG ASS
Rangerboi: why was I added
Skatamax: TO TALK SENSE INTO HIM
Rangerboi: ogey
Wikemheeler: HE OBVIOUSLY DOesnt MIND WHY ARE U SO PISSED
Skatamax: BC UR LEADING HIM ON U DUMB FUCK
Wikemheeler: NO IM NOT
Skatamax: YES YOU ARE
Wikemheeler: DUde it's nOT A BIG DEAL
Skatamax: CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GE MUST FEEL?
Wikemheeler: IDK, PROBABLY FEELING LIKE ITS P L A T O N I C
Rangerboi: why do you even flirt with him
Wikemheeler: bc his reactions are adorable
Wikemheeler has deleted a message!
Rangerboi: see what I'm about to do is called a epic gamer move
Skatamax: YOU LEGIT PISS ME OFF
Wikemheeler: ITS A FREE COUNTRY
Rangerboi: it's not a free country on land with history of oppression and slavery but ok
Skatamax: IM GOING TO DRAF YOU
Wikemheeler: TRY ME ORANGIE
Rangerboi: y'all fucking suck at comebacks
Wikemheeler: YOURE NOT HELPJNG
Skatamax: YOURE NOT HELPING
Rangerboi: wait what the fuck
Skatamax: W G A T
Rangerboi: check the main gc...
Wikemheeler: Huh
Eggohopper has added chris_tan to 'cursed ass hoes'!
Rangerboi: who's that?
Eggohopper: my cousin
Wikemheeler: okay but why was he added
Eggohopper: his bf was texting this chat and he said it looked fun
Skatamax: whos bf?
Dustinhen: Will's
Wikemheeler: what
Rangerboi: will please confirm
Willyb: yup haha
Wikemheeler: say sike rn
Wikemheeler deleted a message!
Skatamax: ooo looks like he moved on from your sorry ass
Chris_tan: hi I'm Chris
Rangerboi: are you a Christian
Chris_tan: no I'm Jewish
Rangerboi: lemme guess, ur a lonely Jew on Christmas
Skatamax: if I wasn't a lesbian I'd date u Lucas
Chris_tan: I would say so
Chris_tan: hi babe :)
Willyb: hi
Wikemheeler: so Chris what're your hobbies
Chris_tan: football
Wikemheeler: sports???
Wikemheeler: will there's no way that's your type
Rangerboi: alpha chad
Skatamax: dial it up on the pda
Eggohopper: you're so weird
Skatamax: ogey and
Skatamax: I'm glad this happened
Skatamax: my son has a loving bf and Mikes jealous and pissed
Dustinhen: KAKSJSJSJAJ
Wikemheeler: lmao I'm not jealous
Chris_tan: oh that's good I wouldn't want u to get mad at my baby
Wikemheeler: your WHAT
Skatamax: aww
Rangerboi:
Dustinhen: aren't they so cute
Eggohopper: yup
Willyb: haha Thanks
Wikemheeler: uh,,,congrats ig
Willyb: thanks mike
Chris_tan: yeah I read over the previous chats, Mike ur gonna have to stop with the nicknames
Wikemheeler: I've known him longer
Chris_tan: that's crazy but did I ask
Wikemheeler: douche
Dustinhen: oop
Eggohopper: tea....
Skatamax:
Skatamax: me rn ^
Rangerboi: me when Erica doesn't find the poop sock
Dustinhen: what the fuck