Skatamax: bonjour, bonjour bonjour bonjour
Eggohopper: there goes the baker with his tray like alwayssss
Rangerboi: uno dos no tres, she a thot tho
Skatamax: we got bitches shakin ass in the lot, tho
Eggohopper: big chop knock a lil huddy out, Zapatos
Rangerboi: I KNOW YOU DID NOT REPLACE THAT WORD WITH LIL HUDDY I-
Skatamax: Whos lil huddy?
Eggohopper: our melanin king
Skatamax: ???
Eggohopper: his gf rlly said "once you go black you never go back"
Rangerboi: sjakakjssjsj
Skatamax: that's kinda racist doe
Rangerboi: Hes white but he said the n word so people call him black as a joke
Skatamax: ohhh
Skatamax: the whole squad is laughing at that
Rangerboi: shut up I'm allowed to make those kinds of jokes
Skatamax: ok you got a point
Eggohopper: we the only ones awake
Rangerboi: we really do be early birds doe 😳
Skatamax: bruh
Dustinhen: OOO what a wonderful day
Skatamax: hi
Dustinhen: THE SUNS SHININ IN A BEAUTIFUL WAY
Rangerboi: h U h
Dustinhen: take a shower and brush my teeth-
Eggohopper: life is ultimately meaningless 🗿
Skatamax: I'm more of a jaiden animations girl
Eggohopper: ok but James is acc kinda cute
Rangerboi: fax
Dustinhen: I love how we all just burst out singing as a goodbye and greeting
Skatamax: musicals are shaking
Rangerboi: bruh will and Mike aren't awake yet
Dustinhen: OHHH speaking of them did u see what happened last night??
Eggohopper: no???
Dustinhen: scroll up
Skatamax:
Rangerboi:
Skatamax: Mike is whipped like cream
Dustinhen: FAXXX
Eggohopper: ok but the Prince Charming part stole my heart
Skatamax: ooo bars
Rangerboi: but listen I'm not a spy-
Skatamax: AYEEEE
Wikemheeler: good morning dudes
Rangerboi: gm mr Byers
Dustinhen: will would totally take his last name u dumbass
Wikemheeler: What are u guys talking about?
Eggohopper: YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR WILLIAM BYERS???
Wikemheeler: wh
Skatamax: sLeePinG bEauTy
Wikemheeler: SHUT UP THATS PLATONIC
Dustinhen: ok bet
Dustinhen: hello my baby boy Lucas 🥺✨✨✨
Wikemheeler: that's gay lmao
Dustinhen: that's what you sound like
Rangerboi: ha
Skatamax: ok but like wattpad hits different
Eggohopper: ao3 ftw
Skatamax: oooh Chile the ghetto
Rangerboi: ratatataaaaa
Dustinhen: ratatatataaaaa
Eggohopper: *perfectly cut scream* A-
Skatamax: I don't use tiktok you rednecks
Rangerboi: bruh
Eggohopper: :((
Dustinhen:
Willyb: good morning friends! 🥰💖
Skatamax: the gangs all here
Willyb: ughhh I just got embarrassed tho
Eggohopper: hey that's my job to embarrass you
Rangerboi: dont worry will we all know about what mike called you last night
Willyb: What
Willyb: uh
Willyb: shut up
Wikemheeler: What happened
Willyb: this guy just asked for my number (I was in a Starbucks) and I said sure but like it was a dare from his friends so now I'm crying in a bathroom
Wikemheeler: aww princess :(
Wikemheeler deleted a message!
Eggohopper: aight lets start a manhunt for that jackass
Rangerboi:
Rangerboi: me showing up at that dudes house ^
Skatamax: ayeee I see u Lucas
Rangerboi: ;)
Skatamax: but yeah let's find that butthole and teach him a lesson
Willyb: guys no
Dustinhen: are we just gonna ignore what Mike said like 2 minutes ago
Eggohopper: finally u respond
Dustinhen: o- ogey
Skatamax: I love how whenever one of us get heartbroken we all react like wattpad readers when something happens
Eggohopper: again, ao3 gang
Dustinhen: fanfiction.net is my site
Rangerboi: idk about y'all but I use paperback books for reading cheesy romance 😳
Skatamax: r/notliketheotherboys
Rangerboi: shut the hell ur mouth
Wikemheeler: I'm gonna beat that guy to a pulp
Eggohopper: protective boyfriend mode 👀
Willyb: shut UP
Wikemheeler: YEAH HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Dustinhen: ok but this entire situation reminds me of that one vine
Rangerboi: ah, yes. The singular vine. I know what you're talking about
Dustinhen: I'm gonna send it smartass
Dustinhen:
Skatamax: JAJSKAJSJSNA
Eggohopper: LMAO TRUE
Wikemheeler: stop embarrassing us
Rangerboi: so apparently mike is Will's best friend
Skatamax: you guys gonna make out now mike?
Rangerboi: wait hollup
Rangerboi: screw you guys
Skatamax: I'm going home
Eggohopper: this is like reading Minecraft enchantment table
Willyb: what're they talking about
Skatamax: nothing
Rangerboi: yeah u guys wouldn't get it
Wikemheeler: bruh I think Nancy watches that show
Skatamax: I love her sm
Rangerboi: ^
Dustinhen: ^
Wikemheeler: stop flirting with my sister
Rangerboi: no
Wikemheeler: okay bet watch it when I flirt with Erica
Willyb: c'mon mike don't do that
Rangerboi: BITCH YOU BETTER NOT
Dustinhen: sir she's like 12 I-
Wikemheeler: I was joking goddamn
Dustinhen: and she called you a nerd but like 🗿
Rangerboi: you hang out with her more than I do
Wikemheeler: I won't will, don't worry 🥺
Wikemheeler: you'll always be my #1 priority
Willyb: awww 💖
Skatamax: Mike and Will: mE aNd wIll arEnT daTing
Also mike and will:
Wikemheeler: ITS PLATONIC
Willyb: yeah...
Eggohopper: oof the heartbreak
Rangerboi: felt it thru the screen
Willyb: ugh
Willyb: i gtg, peace
Skatamax: c'mon will don't be like that
Dustinhen: y'all done fucked up now
Eggohopper: yeah will we were just joking
Wikemheeler: did u guys really have to do that
Rangerboi: tea
Wikemheeler: I'm going over his house, bye dudes
Skatamax: will we're sorry!
Dustinhen: yeah they didn't mean it
Eggohopper: we were just teasing
Rangerboi: Marjorie
Skatamax: AYEEEE
Dustinhen: not the time assholes
Rangerboi: you know what always gets Will out of a grumpy mood
Skatamax: Mike???
Eggohopper: Max shut up
Rangerboi: well yeah but we don't have him at the moment
Dustinhen: music??
Rangerboi: bingo
Skatamax: you got me fucked up if you think I'm standing outside his window with some cheesy romantic song playing out of a boom box
Rangerboi: yeah we all know you'd do that to el
Skatamax: I-
Eggohopper: lmao
Dustinhen: HAHAHAHAHA
Rangerboi: ANYWAYS, he always gets happy when we sing his favorite song
Eggohopper: I'm not singing outside of his window
Rangerboi: oh my god
Rangerboi: NOBODYS GOING OUT TO HIS WINDOW
Skatamax: we all know Mike wants to
Dustinhen: bruh
Rangerboi: lyric spam
Dustinhen: yeah one small issue
Dustinhen: What is his favorite song
Rangerboi: shut you're right
Skatamax: it's something from grease, that's his favorite movie
Eggohopper: he's such an old soul at heart
Skatamax: I don't blame him it's an American classic
Eggohopper: ok true
Dustinhen: will likes GREASE???
Dustinhen: yeah he doesn't seem the type
Skatamax: it's more for the romantic bit, he fucking hates Danny Zuko
Rangerboi: we all know him and el are suckers for romance
Eggohopper: call me out again and I'm gonna have to start swinging
Skatamax: summer loving
Eggohopper: HAD ME A BLASSESRTRTTTTT
Dustinhen: okay it wouldn't be that song
Skatamax: ur cappin
Dustinhen: thinkkk guys, it wouldn't have Danny in it
Eggohopper: hmmm, romantic, probably soft, and no Danny
Skatamax: beauty school dropout, hopelessly devoted, or Freddy my love
Eggohopper: or those magic changes from the 2017 live remake
Dustinhen: it's most likely hopelessly devoted or Freddy my love
Skatamax: yeah that's makes sense
Eggohopper: let's try
Rangerboi: I'll just provide choreography
Rangerboi: 🦗🦟🦗🦟
Dustinhen: why u do this
Eggohopper: guess mine is not the first heart broken
Skatamax: guess my eyes are not the first to cry
Willyb: I just know there's just no getting over you
Dustinhen: WE DID IT
Willyb: I'm only coming back for that
Eggohopper: me and max are fr sorry. We didn't know that you'd feel like that
Willyb: i forgive u 💕