Simon: Baz, I have a very important question
Baz: what is it, love?
Simon: I- I had a doctors appointment today and he said I had high cholesterol and blood pressure and that I-I *starts to tear up*
Baz: oh no Simon, baby. What else?
Simon: I have to cut butter out of my diet!
Baz: ...
Simon: so... I was wondering if you could turn me. I'd rather be a vampire than stop eating butter. I mean, you guys have great metabolism
Baz: ...
Baz: JESUS FUCK IGHT OK DIDNT THINK YOUD GO THERE BUT I GUESS WERE DOING THIS