Darth Vader: woah! Man you like almost cut me in half!
Obi Wan: this is a life and death battle Anakin.
Darth Vader: oh, okay
Obi Wan: wait, why are we texting when we could just be talking?
Darth Vader: idk. Back to the battle!
Padme_the_angry and Satine_the_queen have angrily hacked into this chat
Padme: Anakin Skywalker what the chicken are you doing?!?!??!
Satine: and same to you Obi Wan. Have you had on overdosage of tea?
Obi Wan:
Anakin:
Anakin: wait who changed my name?!?!?
Padme: your name is Anakin not Darth Vader. You can't just become a Sith lord whenever the bantha you want to!!!
Anakin: I feel like I'm going to get grounded or something.
Obi Wan: yeah, girls, we were just having a fun little brothery battle. Its not like we were trying to kill each other.
Satine: really? I legit saw you try to chop Anakin in half.
Obi Wan:
Anakin: #weredonefor
Obi Wan: #Ialreadyknowthatanakin
Padme: you have five minutes to explain yourselves or your going to have to grill chicken all week!!
Satine: wait, what? You sure that's a good threatening punishment?
Padme: hmm...Your right. I'll make you guys watch the younglings all week!!! Mwahahaha!!!!
Anakin: #weneedagoodexcuse
Obi Wan: #youthinkofsomethingtosay
Satine: why are you talking in hashtags
Anakin: uh...no reason! No reason!
Padme: get to explaining yourselves boys.
Obi wan: there is a perfectly logical explanation for all of this
Anakin: yes, there is.
Padme: and what is this logical explanation.
Obi Wan: Anakin, why don't you explain to Padme the logical explanation behind you becoming a Sith lord and us having a deadly lava battle.
Anakin: um... Well, its actually kind of a funny story...you see, I wanted to have a great vacation so the Palpatine said he could do that if I became a Sith lord so then I did and then I tried and kill Obi Wan because my new master said to and then he sent the clones to kill everyone else but then they escaped and me and Obi Wan were fighting and then you girls stopped us and that's what happened.
Satine: okay there was like no logic in that at all.
Obi Wan: yeah. Not exactly what I meant Anakin
Satine: and what's your side is the story???
Obi Wan: uh...
Padme: ANAKIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
Satine: yeah it's not like chancellor palpatine is a Sith lord. That would just be ironic.
Padme: I want the truth, Anakin, and I want it now.
Anakin: but that is the truth! #obiwanhelpme
Obi Wan: sorry Anakin.
Darth Sidious has hacked into this chat
Darth Sidious: do not worry I can explain this all!
Darth sidious: I better change my username.
Chancellor Palpatine: Anakin came across a Jawa selling Lemmon heads so he bought them all and then ate them. After the overdose of Lemmon heads, everything went haywire. Anakin thought that I was like a Sith lord or something because eating all those Lemmon heads made his vision clouded. And then, you know, he did all those crazy things and all
Satine: that also seems crazy.
Padme: so your saying Anakin went all crazy because he had an overdose of Lemmon heads?
Chancellor Palpatine: yes.
Obi Wan: I have no clue what is actually happening now.
Anakin: me neither. I don't remember any of that.
Chancellor Palpatine: well on the side of this Lemmon head box is says sideaffects might include distorted thoughts of being a Sith, and forgetting you even ate Lemmon heads.
Anakin: oh.
Padme: this is insanity!
Anakin: am I off the hook??
Padme: fine. But just since were on vacay.
Obi Wan: I'm going to go get a cup of tea. This trip has been crazy.
Satine: I'll join you
Anakin: so...what happened to the others?
Chancellor Palpatine: oh, I'm sure they're all alive.
Ahsoka, rex, fives, echo, Kix, Jesse, Hardcase, tup, maul, barriss, lux, plo koon, Shak Ti, and Luminara have joined the chat.
Ahsoka: I have one question. What is going on!?
Maul: that was my question.
Satine: well it was apparently a huge misunderstanding, and an overdose of Lemmon heads.
Anakin: were all good now!
Fives: omg...
Echo: Fives has been staring at this Rexsoka poster for over an hour.
Ahsoka: seriously...
Rex: fives is really starting to creep me out
Fives: guys...you seriously kissed. I...my...ship....it happened!!
Anakin: omg... They really kissed? Maybe turning to the dark side wasn't actually that bad.
Padme: do it again and I'll kill you Anakin.
Ahsoka: us? Kiss?
Rex: na, you must have been imagining things.
Echo: yeah, I'm hoping so
Fives: no! I know what I saw!
Ahsoka: well you don't have a pic, so no proof! Haha!!
Plo Koon: today has been crazy.
Luminara: exhusting too. I need my beauty sleep.
Barriss: she's like already nocked out on the couch.
Lux: oh that's probably because I filled her cup with nock-out hot peppers.
Barriss: oh, that explains why she was screaming that something was hot.
Jesse: ah, I did that once...
Kix: wait why did you nock Luminera out?
Lux: so me and my girl can go somewhere.
Barriss: oh...lets go get donuts at that donut shop!
Ahsoka: oh, lets go too Rex!
Rex: sure. Anything for my cinnamon roll. 💖
Fives: oh... Like a double date!
Hardcase: I wanna go too!
Jesse: me too.
Tup: at this point I'm terrified to leave or stay behind.
Maul: ah, donuts. That's where mine and Kenobi's whole deal started...
Obi wan: what? Our whole ordeal started after you killed my master on Naboo!
Maul: eh, what's the difference?
Anakin: no way I'm missing out on donuts!
Padme: fine, lets all go get donuts then go home, because this trip has been crazier than anything I've signed up for.
Shak Ti: I'll come to. Let me just write down the crazy story. 'Jedi night almost kills all the Jedi and becomes Sith due to Lemmon head overdose' this is exactly the kind of story I'm looking for!
Satine: someone just tell me why all my friends are crazy.
Palpatine to himself
Palpatine: phew, that was crazily close. If those Jedi and clones weren't so dumb they would've seen right through that fake ploy. This proves my plan is not yet ready... I'm going to need a lot more Lemmon heads... And tea...mwahahaha!!
And that's a wrap! That was so long, and honestly I dont think this chapter was very good, but I was ready to end this whole vacation deal. Let me know what you all think and don't be afraid to send in story suggestions! Braidzella out!