i'm sorry i made this but... there's finally a chat!
group chat name:
the broliest bros
nicknames:
mina: queen
kirishima: sharkboy
denki: zapyotits
sero: soyboy
bakugo: king
thursday, september 13
zapyotits: hey mina
queen: what's up?
zapyotits: you wore scrunchies today right
queen: yeah?
zapyotits: ...and you have a hydro flask and stickers on it right
queen: oh no
king: oh fuck no
zapyotits: ...and you wore checkered vans
zapyotits: ...and you always lipgloss with you?!?!
zapyotits: ArE yOu a VSCO gIRL?!?!
zapyotits changed queen to vscoqueen
vscoqueen: pFfT
vscoqueen: no!
vscoqueen changed their name to queen
queen: also i can see that you've been educated
queen: last like i mentioned vsco girl you can no idea what it meant but NOW YOU DO!
zapyotits: yeah!
zapyotits: on one of our dates, sero pointed one out and after our date i looked it up
zapyotits: anyways
king: don't you DARE say anything else about vsco girls
sharkboy: isn't "vsco girls" the running joke on tik tok?
queen: well yes
queen: but they're an actual thing
sharkboy: oh
queen: WAIT do you have tik tok
sharkboy: yeah
queen: DUUUUUDE
queen: okay wait
queen: kacchan
king: don't fucking call me that
queen: bakugo
queen: my king
queen: leader
queen: bakuhoe
queen: bakubabe
queen: bakubro
king: ok you got me until you got to bakuhoe
queen: BAKUGO
king: what!
queen: YOU NEED TO DELETE TIK TOK OFF OF KIRIS PHONE
queen: HES TOO PURE
king: i'm glad that someone agrees with me that he should delete it
sharkboy: EVEN MINA?!?!?!
sharkboy: WHYYYY!!!!!??!?!??!!!!
king: it's stupid! it's a waste of your time! and it's not MANLY to watch them
sharkboy: oh
sharkboy: well i didn't know it made you less manly
sharkboy: okay i'll delete
sharkboy: goodbye tik tok 😔😢👋🏻
queen: PFFT
queen: THATS what made him delete it
queen: sometimes i forget that kiri is so attached to being manly
soyboy: trust me @sharkboy, i think it was a good thing that you deleted it
sharkboy: wait do you have it
soyboy: no (he lied)
sharkboy: oh
soyboy: but i have a feeling...
soyboy: that you would easily get annoyed
soyboy: especially with all the
king: DONT SAY IT
king: DONT YOU FUCKING DAMN SAY IT YOU SHITTY TAPE DISPENSER
soyboy: AND I OOP-
soyboy: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
king: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
king: YOU BETTER HAVE YOUR DOOR LOCKED
king: ACTUALLY THAT PROBABLY WONT EVEN HELP YOU
zapyotits: oooo he abt to be roasted toasted
queen: dam
sharkboy: @zapyotits shouldn't you be more worried for your boyfriend?
zapyotits: it always happens to me but sero never seems too worried for me so i won't be for him
zapyotits: ;)
zapyotits: this is what you call real relationship goals
sharkboy: is it?
queen: no it's just called being stupid
sharkboy: okay...?
queen -> king
queen: hey bakugo~
king: what now
queen: were you saying that tik tok is a waste of kiri's time so that kiri would give you more attention?
three hours later
king:...
king: fuck no