bakugo trying to teach kami the difference between being bros and being boyfriends
group chat name:
the coming out club
nicknames:
mina: alien queen
kirishima: red rocket
denki: pikachu jr
sero: scotch tape
bakugo: explosion boy
friday, july 17
pikachu jr: i was walking my friend's dog at the park and saw these two boys say hi to each other and then sit on a bench and hold hands. then they kissed. they were being such good bros
alien queen: pFft kami, that's not being bros, that's called dating
pikachu jr: really? but me and sero do that kind of stuff and we're just bros
scotch tape: yeah we're just bros being bros
pikachu jr: we're being the broliest we can be
scotch tape: just as bros
red rocket: i can't tell if sero is joking or not
red rocket: i can totally see kami being this stupid but idk abt sero
alien queen: yup i 100% agree
scotch tape: what's wrong? i'm not joking
red rocket: me and bakugo are bros but we don't do this kind of stuff
pikachu jr: well maybe you're not as broly as us
red rocket: hmm... no i don't think that's it
explosion boy: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID
explosion boy: they're not bros... they're BOYFRIENDS
explosion boy: as in there's fucking romance in the air around them and they fuck and stuff like that
pikachu jr: yeah i don't see the problem. bromance is part of being bros
pikachu jr: i'd totally fuck sero if i ever got the chance... or maybe i'd be the other way around
red rocket: omg he still doesn't get it
scotch tape: i have the same thoughts as kami
alien queen: this one isn't much better ^
explosion boy: okay since you guys are too DAMN DUMB to understand what we're trying to fucking say think about it this way...
explosion boy: even though you want to do all that romantic shit with one person, would you like to do it with everyone else here? and i mean would you genuinely WANT to do it everyone else?
pikachu jr: i mean i wouldn't mind but i guess not really
explosion boy: i SWEAR if you say something about bros again i'm gonna kill you
pikachu jr: well i WAS gonna say that maybe we're not as much as bros than i am with sero
explosion boy: oh my fucking god! how do you still not fucking get it?!? it's so damn obvious!! how shitty is your brain!?
alien queen: bro, i agree ^
red rocket: yee bro, agreed ^
scotch tape: oOHH!!! i think i get it!
alien queen: YESSS
red rocket: at least sero gets it now
explosion boy: yeah! thank fuck!
explosion boy: should i just spell it out to shitty brains over here
red rocket: ya do it
alien queen: you might as well since he still doesn't get it
scotch tape: go ahead
explosion boy: i wouldn't be surprised if he still doesn't get it even after this
explosion boy: tHEN I FUCKING GIVE UP
explosion boy: pikachu
pikachu jr: yeah?...
explosion boy: you LIKE sero- in fact you LOVE sero, and NOT just as bros
explosion boy: i added that because i know for a fucking fact that's you'd probably say something about how you like him as a bro but thATS NOT FUCKING IT
explosion boy: you want to date, you want to fucking cuddle, you want to kiss, you want to make out, you want to fuck, you want to always be together, you get nervous around him sometimes, and sometimes you just to fuckiNG THROW HIM ON THE GROUND AND POUNCE ON HIM!
pikachu jr: ya... and that means...???
explosion boy: YOU HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH ON HIM
red rocket: you have a crush on him
alien queen: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM!! WHAT ELSE WOULD IT MEAN?!?!
pikachu jr: oooh hmm i see
pikachu jr: well then...
pikachu jr: bro...
pikachu jr: sero, bro
scotch tape: ya bro?
pikachu jr: bro, like bro... i apparently love you bro and have a crush on you bro
pikachu jr: like bro i literally just found this out bro, but bro would you like to date me bro?
scotch tape: yeah totally bro
scotch tape: bro i found it out today too bro that i bro like you bro
pikachu jr: aww bro
pikachu jr: i love you bro
scotch tape: i love you too bro
explosion boy: COULD YOU STOP WITH THE FUCKING BRO I LITERALLY SPELLED JT OUT FOR YOU SO YLU DIDNT SAY BRO ANYMORE
alien queen: sorry bro
red rocket: ya sry bro ^ sincerely
scotch tape: aw man bro sry abt that bro
pikachu jr: damn sry bro it kinda just comes out like
pikachu jr: bro
red rocket: bro
scotch tape: bro
alien queen: bro
explosion boy: FUCKING STOOOP!!!
alien queen changed their name to pinkbro
scotch tape changed their name to tapebro
pikachu jr changed their name to pikabro
red rocket changed their name to hardbro
explosion boy: NO STOP
pinkbro changed explosion boy's name to explobro
pinkbro named the group chat the broliest bros
explobro: i'm fucking done with you guys
explobro left the group chat
pinkbro: hehe
pinkbro: okay but like seriously... did anyone notice that bakugo might have a crush
tapebro: yeah it kinda seems that way
tapebro: he did EXACTLY describe what a crush is like
pikabro: yeah... like HE has one
hardbro: c'mon guys don't jump to conclusions
hardbro: 1. you dont know who he has a crush on
hardbro: 2. you don't even know if he actually has a crush
pinkbro: aww sry kiri we don't mean to hurt your feelings
pinkbro: especially because you still...
hardbro: plz don't mention that kinda stuff where everyone including bakugo can see it
pinkbro: okay...
pikabro: oh sorry bro
pikabro: i didn't know you still had a crush on him
pikabro: but you never know who it is
tapebro: yeah
tapebro: it could be you
pinkbro: exactly
hardbro: i know...
hardbro: but if i jump to conclusions and get my hopes up
hardbro: it would hurt even more if it wasn't true...
pinkbro: true
pikabro: how abt we get off this topic
pikabro: okay bro
hardbro: ya bro
pikabro: hey @tapebro
tapebro: ya bro
pikabro: do you, not just as bros, wanna go on a date tmrw
tapebro: totally bro
pikabro: yay then it's a date!
tapebro: okay see ya then!
pinkbro: omg they're so cute!
pinkbro: my second ship already sailed
pinkbro: now we just need the first
hardbro: c'mon i though we were trying off that topic!
pinkbro: we are
pinkbro: now we're talking abt serokami!
hardbro: mkay... sure
pinkbro: did anyone realize how quickly they got together? like we've only been i a chool for like three months
pikabro: oh we're childhood friends
tapebro: yeah we've known each other since second grade
hardbro: oh cool
pinkbro: i thought it was kinda weird how close they were when we made the group chat
hardbro: i've always thought about how cool and fun i'd be to have a childhood friend
pinkbro: you can think of me as your childhood friend
pinkbro: we have known each other since middle school
hardbro: heck yeah! let's go!
hardbro: actually... @pinkbro
hardbro: as childhood friends
hardbro: do you wanna go on a "date" with me tmrw too
pinkbro: yes! totally!
pinkbro: can we go shopping too?!
hardbro: that's what i was planning
pinkbro: awesome! see you tmrw then!!
hardbro: see ya
pinkbro: oh wait!
hardbro: what?
pinkbro: i totally forgot!
pinkbro added explobro to the chat
explobro: oh geez
explobro: while i was gone everyone just planned fucking dates?!
explobro: i'm glad i left bc they were still saying the damn word bro!!
explobro changed their name to king