Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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revenge part 2

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By Braidzella

Barriss: so, what is the plan?

Lux: okay.... Here's what were going to do...

Later...in real life..

Ahsoka: hi Barriss. What are you doing at the theaters today?

Barriss: oh, I just, you know, came to see a movie, you?

Ahsoka: i'd prefer not to say. Gtg

Texting

Barriss: okay, Ahsoka's in place, what about Rex?

Lux: he's at the other theater... This is going so well!

Barriss: oh, Ahsoka's looking so confused.

Lux: their going to be so mad when they think its the others fault!

Barriss: lets hope its enough to make them break up! Mwahahahaha!

Lux: right back at ya.😏

Barriss: Ahsoka is pulling out her phone!

Lux: oh no, Rex just got a message!

On another chat...

Ahsoka: Rexter, where are you?

Rex: I'm at the theater. I was just going to ask you the same thing, my cinnamon roll

Ahsoka: I don't see you.

Rex: you either.

Ahsoka: I'm beside the movie room were going to watch

Rex: but that's where I am!

Ahsoka: wait, what theater are you at?

Rex: uh, the Jedi sword like you said

Ahsoka: what, I'm at the corrosuant cinima like you said

Rex: wait, when did I say that?

Ahsoka: you texted me

Rex: I must have gotten mixed up or something.. Idk maybe the 501st pranked me or something

Ahsoka: its okay. Ill come to you

Rex: no, I'll come to you

Ahsoka: I can get there faster rexter!

Rex: if you insist my cinnamon roll.💖

Ahsoka: 💖

On another chat

Lux: what's happening? Rex just put his phone away.

Barriss: oh no, Ahsoka is leaving.

Lux: does she look mad?

Barriss: uh, no she actually looks happy.

Lux: oh no. Rex looks happy too.

Barriss: well what do we do now mastermind?

Lux: we follow them. They are not going to come out of this theater as a couple!

Barriss: okay, I'm on my way.

Later... Ahsoka meets up with rex while Barriss and Lux spy on them

Barriss: what should we do?

Lux: we follow them!

Barriss: but they're going into that creepy horror movie, the ewoks.

Lux: well we can't afford for them to get any closer!

Barriss: if you say so.

So they all go in the theaters. Lux and Barriss sit right behind Ahsoka and rex.

Barriss: this movie is scary, don't you think?

Lux: its not that bad...

Barriss: that cute ewok just ate a human!

Lux: okay, that was kinda creepy.

Barriss: can't I leave?

Lux: no! I need you! I guess if your really that scared, you can hold my hand.

Barriss: really?

Lux: I guess.

They hold hands

Lux: omg! Rex just put his arm around Ahsoka.

Barriss: ah! She's leaning closer to him!

Lux: that's it! I'm kicking their seats!

Barriss: don't! Well be caught for sure!

Lux: I can't hold back!

Lux kicks their seats, just as Ahsoka and rex look back. Barriss quickly pulls herself and Lux down on the floor. Rex and Ahsoka look back at the movie.


Lux: phew, that was a close one barry. Thanks for the quick save

Barriss: yeah, uh,uh, no problem. Now what though?

Lux: idk. This sabatoge is not going at all like I planned.

Barriss: we better get out quick. The movie is almost over.

Lux: fine. Let's get out and get popcorn then spy on them some more.

Barriss: okay.

They leave and get popcorn. Later, rex and ahsoka come out of the theater

Barriss: there they are. Ugg, they look so happy.

Lux: quick! Use the force and spill rex's drink on Ahsoka.

Barriss: okay...

So Barriss uses the force and spills rex's drink on Ahsoka.

Lux: oh no, this is getting even worse. Now rex is giving Ahsoka his jacket.

Barriss: Ahsoka doesn't even look mad!

Lux: could this day get any worse.

Barriss: hey, at least their not kissing.

Lux: that's it! lets get out of here before they do.

They do leave fives glances down at them from his secret hiding place.

Fives: someone is messing with my ship.... And I intend to get revenge....

To be continued...

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