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By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! 😃😃😃😃
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
The 200

lyric prank

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By Braidzella

Fives has added Padme, obi wan, and Rex to this chat

Rex: why did you call is here?

Padme: yeah, I'm kinda busy



Obi wan: if drinking tea is busy, so am I

Fives: I want you guys to do a prank.

Padme: can't you do it yourself?

Rex: yeah. Last time I did a prank for you I ended up in the middle of a food fight

Obi wan: that was actually quite fun to watch. I got it all on video

Rex:😒

Fives: just hear me out. I want you guys to do a lyrics prank on Ahsoka, Satine and Anakin.

Rex: what's a lyrics prank?

Padme: you send the lyrics of a song on a text. The other person is usually really confused and its funny. I'll do it I guess.

Obi wan: fine. I guess I will too. But just this once

Fives: great! Will you do it Rex?

Rex: I don't know..

Fives: please please please!

Rex: fine.

Fives: great. Rex do it to Ahsoka, padme do it to Anakin, and Obi wan, do it to Satine.

Obi wan: why did I have to say yes?

Rex: I regret it too.

Fives: just do it or I'll tell Dogma that you ate his cookies!

Rex: fine!

Obi wan: ok..

Padme: what songs do you want us to sing?

Fives: rex, faded by Allen walker, padme, your biggest mistake by Ellie Golding, and obi wan, waiting for love by Avicii

Obi wan: oh God...

Padme: I'm on it!

Rex: I guess I am too.

On another chat...

Rex: Ahsoka are you here?

Ahsoka yeah, why?

Rex: you were the shadow to my light.

Ahsoka: um, are you ok Rex?

Rex: did you feel us?

Ahsoka: what are you talking about?

Rex: another start, you fade away

Ahsoka: what?

Rex: afraid our aim is out of sight

Rex: wanna see us

Ahsoka: ok Rex your freaking me out

Rex: alive

Ahsoka: should I get Kix?

Rex: where are you now?

Ahsoka: I'm in my quarters. Where are you? I'll come to you

Rex: where are you now?

Ahsoka: I just told you!

Rex: where are you now?

Ahsoka: !! Has your phone been hacked?

Rex: was it all in my fantasy?

Ahsoka: was what in your fantasy?

Rex: where are you now?

Ahsoka: not this again..

Rex: were you only imaginary?

Ahsoka: no, rex, I'm real

Rex: where are you now?

Ahsoka: okay rex I am comming to see if your alright!

Rex: no need! I did a lyrics prank on you! From request from Fives.

Ahsoka: ohh

Rex: I got you good.

Ahsoka: yeah, you were really freaking me out. What song was that?

Rex: faded. By Allen walker

Ahsoka: I love that song! How did I not guess it sooner?

Rex: ehh, it had weird lyrics. I probably wouldn't have gotten it either.

Ahsoka: great prank. I should try it one day.

Fives: great! That was so funny!

Rex: when did you why here?

Fives: uh, invisible mode?

Ahsoka: oh.

Fives: well, gtg. Got to go see how the others are taking the prank.

On another chat

Padme: hey Ani.

Anakin: what's up sweetie?

Padme: take cover

Anakin: from what?

Padme: signs don't show

Anakin: what signs? Your confusing me

Padme: you drove me, off the road.

Anakin: are you still mad at me from last weeks crash?

Padme: but you let go

Anakin: its not my fault I fell asleep while driving!

Padme: cause your hope is gone

Anakin: what?

Padme: and every question fades away

Anakin: what questions? Do you doubt my driving skills?

Padme: its a shame you don't know what your running from

Anakin: but I'm not running from anything. Padme your being weird. Are you ok?

Padme: would your bones have to break and the lights turn low

Anakin: wut

Padme: would it take the end of time to hear your hearts false start?

Anakin: are saying I don't really love you! Padme I do!

Padme: you know this is your biggest mistake

Anakin: padme! Please I love you with all my heart!

Padme: what a waste, what a waste, what a waste

Anakin: Padme! Please don't do this to me!

Padme: and of all the things you never explained, you know this is your biggest mistake.

Anakin: okay! I admit it! I had this dream about killing all the younglings! And I think about it all the time! I promise i won't kill any of those creepy children if you just stay with me Padme.

Padme: what the heck Anakin! I was doing a lyric prank on you!

Anakin:... Oh.

Padme: Anakin, I can't belive you sometimes.

On another chat...

Obi wan: hi Satine.

Satine: oh hi obi. What's up?

Obi wan: I'm really going to regret this.. But here goes nothing...

Obi wan: where there's a will there's a way kinda beautiful.

Satine: um, what?

Obi wan: and every night has its day so magical

Satine: what is going on? Are you okay obi wan?

Obi wan: but if there's love in this life there's no obstacle that can't be defeated

Satine: true

Obi wan: for every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable.

Satine: I am still extremely confused. 😕

Obi wan: in every lost soul, the bones of a miracle.

Satine: is this a poem or something?

Obi wan: for every dreamer a dream were unstoppable.

Satine: keep going...

Obi wan: with something to believe in

Satine: this sounds familiar..

Obi wan: Monday left me broken

Satine: wait a minute..

Obi wan: Tuesday I was through with hoping.

Satine: I think I got it!

Obi wan: wensday my empty arms were open.

Satine: Thursday waiting for love.

Obi wan: waiting for love...

Satine: thank the stars its Friday

Obi wan: I'm burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday.

Satine: guess I won't be comming to church on Sunday

Obi wan: I'll be waiting for love, waiting for love. To come around!

Satine: that was beautiful. And a perfect way to say I love you.

Obi wan:

Satine: that is why you were singing it to me, right?

Obi wan: well, it was a lyrics prank.

Satine: oh.

Obi wan: but I do love you

Satine: 💖

Fives: oh my god, that was great!

Obi wan: when did you get here?

Fives: uh, invisible mode! And omg obitine is happening!


Well that was kinda fun.

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