@JustLace: I really love farts, especially @TheVampsBands farts. Almost as much as having babies. Hmm, who's up for having a baby? ;)
“TRISTAN EVANS GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW” I yelled through the house
“Yes, my dearest Lace?” He asked completely innocently
“DO NOT TWEET FROM MY ACCOUNT AGAIN OR. I. KILL. YOU.” I shouted
“Hmmm, why should I?”
“Okay, you wanna play that game, do you?”
I picked up the nearest phone, which just so happened to be Brads – I opened twitter and as I suspected he had all the boys accounts on there so I tweeted;
@TheVampsTris: Guys, I have some big news! Jess is pregnant!! Omfg! Please support us through it <3
@TheVampsCon: @TheVampsTris Congrats man! You two are so cute together :)
@TheVampsJames: @TheVampsTris awww my little Tris is all grown up! BAGSY NO BABYSITTING
@TheVampsBrad: Awww :'( WHAT ABOUT TRADLEY? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
@JustLacey: Congrats to @TheVampsTris and Jess!!!! Agggghh! #Trassbaby needs to trend! Love youuuu <3
“Eh Voilà, my job here is done!” I smiled walking upstairs, leaving Tris gawping at his phone
“Lacey. Stevens. What. Have. You. Done?” He said quietly following me upstairs slowly
“Aw Crap!” I said before running upstairs.
I ran past some rooms opening the one on the end to be greeted with Brad.
“Hey Lace, what's up?” He asked, telling I was out of breath.
“Tris. He tweeted something bad about me. So I tweet from all the indivdual accounts, including mine that...ummm...Jess was pregnant?” I sort of...asked
“Oh my god, Really? That's the best thing anyones done in this house in a while” He said kneeling over in fits of laughter
“Oh, here's your phone by the way, you left it downstairs”
“Thanks Love”
“Crap, here he comes, where should I hide” I whispered
“Wardrobe, quick” He said shoving me in, I grabbed his hand and pulled him in too
“And I'm in here because?!”
“So he doesn't ask any questions, now shush” I smiled
“HEY GUYS SEEN LACEY ANYWHERE?” Tris yelled
“NO” James and Con yelled from Cons room
“I think she went in Brad's room” Jen said
“Thanks”
Yeah. Thanks Jen.
“Brad, do me a favour?”
“Sure?!”
“Pretend we're having sex”
“WHAT?!?!” He yelled
“Please?”
“Um..Okay?”
“Get on the floor, just lie next to me and bang on the floor a bit too”
“Okay
(insert noises and banging here)
“Oh. my. God” Tris whispered outside
“What?” I heard everyone else say
“Um..Come here, Lace and Brad are um”
“Oh”
“My”
“Sweet”
“Jesus”
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