Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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Jedi Rock

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Anakin: Who wants to play a game?

Mace Windu: Jedi do not have time for games. We have a war to fight!

Yoda: Agree with Windu, I do.

Ahsoka: I'll play, Skyguy.

Kit fisto: Depends on the game...

Adi Gallia: Yeah, if it's truth or dare, forget it.

Aayla Secura: What happened last time Adi?

Adi Gallia: Anakin made me admit my hair was fish

Shaak Ti: What do we have to lose? I'll play

Anakin: The game is called, well I don't actually remember what it's called.

Ahsoka: How is that possible?

Anakin: Whatever snips. Basically, you change your name to something else, and you have to guess who is who. If your right, that person gets eliminated, if you're wrong, you get eliminated. Who wants to play?

Ahsoka: Sounds like fun. I'll play

Adi Gallia: Sure

Shaak ti: I guess I'll join. Nothing exciting happens on Kamino except for watching clones pass their tests.

Kit fisto: I'm game

Mace windu: This parties over. I'm out.

Anakin: He's such a party pooper.

Mace Windu: I heard that

Anakin:

Mace Windu has left the chat


Aayla Securia: If kit's playing, so am I.

Anakin: Anyone else

Yoda: Oiin you I will. The master I will be.

Anakin: pfft, in your dreams green bean

Yoda: Green bean I am not.

Ahsoka: Can you please quit bickering so we can play already?

Anakin: Sure. Lets go!

●□●□●□●□●

Yolo Cinnamon Roll: Lol guess who I am!

It kaahs: let me take a moment to think...

Eat the chocolate chips: It kahs is shaak Ti.

The_master_of_ the_ ocean: How do you know?

Eat the chocolate chips: It's her name spelled backwards... Only Shaak Ti would be so obvious

It kaahs: You're right, I'm out

Yodel Your Words: A few more to go, we have

Jedi Rock: I feel like you're mocking someone... ANAKIN!

yodel Your Words: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!!!??? DIDN'T YOU GUYS THINK I WAS YODA??

Fried_chicken: Nice going Jedi Rock. And is The_ Master_of_the_Ocean you Kit Fisto?

The_master_ of_the_ ocean: Got you! Nope! You're out!

Yolo Cinnamon Roll: I think that was Adi

Fried chicken: Yep. Bye guys, I'm out.

Eat the chocolate chips: The_ Master_ of_ the_ Ocean is you Aayla

The_Master_of_Ocean: Aww man! I'm just gonna watch to see who wins

Yolo Cinnamon Roll: Only three of us left!

Jedi Rock: Kit Fisto is eat the chocolate chips, and Ahsoka is Yolo Cinnamon Roll.

Yolo Cinnamon Roll: ...How?

Eat the Chocolate Chips: Yeah. How'd you know?

Jedi Rock: Master at this game, I am.

Anakin: Yoda did not just win my game did he????

Ahsoka: Yep

Jedi rock: The master, I have become.




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