(Lian's POV)
I was now in room Team 7 -Sakura....yes!
Anyway, I was just in the room lying in my bed when I heard shouts an bangs from the hallway.
Obviously, I stayed seated because this is what usually happens and stuff but then two dots....an orange dot and a blue dot came charging in and leapt on the bed.
"ARG!!!" I cried as the two dots jumped on.
"I WIN!!" they cried and I then realised that the dots were Sasuke and Naruto.
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?!?" I yelled and shoved them off my legs, "YOU RETARDS!!! YOU COULD OF BROKE MY LEGS!!!!"
"Hmph..." Naruto said and crossed his arms across his chest then pointed at Sasuke, shouting in a little kids voice "He called me an idiot again and said I was weaker than him!!"
"Did not..." Sasuke growled.
"Did too." Naruto stated.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!!"
"Did t--"
I cut Naruto off by hitting them both over the head with a pillow each. They fell to the ground with a sore head and I glared at the two of them.
"Will you shut up? I wanna sleep!" I moaned and crawled under the covers.
I felt the covers move slightly at either side of me and I sighed.
I sat up and pointed at the other end of the bed for Naruto to go.
"Go. Move. Now." I instructed.
"But he'll annoy me!" Naruto moaned, "Believe it!"
"Tch, you just find me annoying. Enough said." Sasuke said.
I sweatdropped and just lied down again.
I'm sure they'll be over in a few minutes....
(Three hours later)
"Ohhhh, just because all the girls like you, eh? Makes you think your such a big shot, huh?!"
"They like me because I have looks and a personality you idiot!"
"What'd you say?!"
My eyes were wide and I was shaking my head lightly.
I sat up, cutting they're arguement off.
"Please....you've been at it for TWO HOURS!!!!" I yelled, "GO TO SLEEP!!!!"
I fell onto the bed and shut my eyes.
The bed sheets moved, signalling that they were getting ready to go to sleep........
On the outside: zZzZzZzZzZ
On the inside: FINALLY!!!!!!!
"Night Lian!" Naruto said and turned away from me.
"Good night Lian." Sasuke said and turned the other way.
"Night Naruto, night Sasuke." I replied and lied on my front with my arms as a pillow.
"....she said my name first! Ha ha!" Naruto whispered to Sasuke who grew an anime vein.
"What'd you say?" Sasuke questioned.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!" I screamed and they both lied down again.
"Thank you, good night!"
"Good night." they both said in union.
After about five minutes, I was almost asleep but then something grabbed my left arm.
I looked up lazily to see Naruto hanging on to it like his life depended on it.
I rolled my eyes and tried to move my arm out of his grip, but he only held on tighter.
"What're you doing?" Sasuke asked lazily then saw Naruto hanging onto my arm and smirked. "Tch, idiot."
"He won't let go..." I moaned. "Substatution Jutsu!"
In my place was a pillow and I was on the floor. I went and made Sasuke roll over so I could have the edge side.
"Heh, you'll fall off." Sasuke stated.
"No I won't." I retorted, "Good night!"
"Hn...good night..." Sasuke said.
After about ten minutes, I was soooo close to being into the sleep bliss, but then was suddenly shoved out of the bed.
I fell with a thud and looked up to see Sasuke practicing kicks and punches while sleeping.
I anime fell while shaking my head.
I stood up and went on the bed, unfortuatelly Sasuke grabbed my leg and threw me off.
"Oww!!!" I groaned as my back screamed 'PAIN!!! OH THE PAIN!!!'
......okay, I know backs can't talk but if they could then that's what my back would say.
This time I was on the lower part of the bed and walked over Sasuke's legs then over the curled up Naruto who was wrapped around the pillow.
I sweatdropped at the two and lay down at the end of the bed.
My eyes shut and I smiled slightly before getting kicked in the stomach.
I groaned in pain and held onto it as Sasuke resumed his kicking fit, seems like he's running now.
I looked at Naruto to see him....scratching his arse....
My eye twitched rapidly at that.
"I....didn't need to see that...." I mumbled.
I got up from my spot and walked over to where Naruto was and rolled him over a little so I could have some room for myself to sleep in!
He mumbled something in his sleep about ramen, date and...I think he said Hinata.
I rolled my eyes and snuggled up in my new found corner.
When I was almost asleep, again, I heard dripping....quiet but hearable dripping....
I anime fell when I noticed it wasn't raining, but the drainpipe was still dripping.
My eyes closed once more, trying to block out the little annouance but it became harder and harder with each passing second.
It seemed as if it were getting louder and louder and--UGH!! I could take it anymore.
I unlocked the window and looked to see what the problem was....hmm....a leek....what to do?
I jumped down and grabbed a bunch of leaves as I fell. I used chakra in my feet to walk up the side of the house silently and went back to the drainpipe.
I placed the leaves on the inside of where the hole should be as I did my best to block it off.
There wasn't much water in the pipe but it was enough to annoy me! The leaves were in place and it soon stopped.
I sighed in happiness and walked towards the window when I suddenly slipped and fell.
I closed my eyes as I prepared for the pain but it never came.
I opened my left eye then both when I saw my nose almost an inch from the ground.
I looked up and grinned.
My right foot had gotten caught in a mass of branches, leaves and other tree-y things.
I stood up into a handstand and tried to kick my foot out.
It didn't budge.
Next, I tried to slip it out, but that only got it more tangled.
I growled in annoyance but then pulled myself up so I could see what I could do to untangle them.
I'd left my ninja pouch back in the house and there was no way I could call for help, I mean, it's like three in the morning! Everyone's asleep!
I let myself fall back as my stomach is allowed a rest.
This is a really good exercise if your trying to get a six-pac and all but...I just wanna sleep!!
I forced myself up again and started to rip them back as best as I could.
(eighteen minutes later)
I sighed, breathing heavily and pulled myself back up and ripped the last branch off and fell onto the ground.
I groaned and rolled over the floor in pain but was smiled slightly as I got out of it.
When I found the strength, I stood up and walked over to the side of the house. I climbed up the side and noticed the window was closed and the curtains were shut!
"...uh, oh!" I said quietly.
I could just bang on the window, demanding to be let back in but I also couldn't go to the front of the house and walk in through the front door, that'd make too much noise and also, it's locked.
I jumped down off the roof and looked on the ground, picking up a thin but strong branch which had fallen from the tree.
I jumped back on the roof and tried to find where the latch was so I could snap it open and get back in.
(twelve minutes later)
*click*
That sound was like music-- in fact! Scratch that!
It was like angels from heaven singing to me on my birthday because I'd just gotten my revenge and Naruto became Hokage as well as Sasuke getting his revenge.
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....yeah!! That's how good I felt about it!
I slowly opened the window and anime cried silently.
Guess what?
.....wrong! It wasn't the wrong room!
IT WAS THE WRONG FLIPPING HOUSE!!!!!
I closed the window and jumped to the house near it and saw a window open.
I jumped up and went it to it, I closed and locked the window and lied down on the bed.
This time though, I grabbed extra pillows. One for Sasuke to pumbble and the other for protection from Sasuke.
I used my arms to sleep on and yawned loudly before finally falling asleep.
(In the morning)
"Wow! That was the best sleep ever!!!!" Naruto cheered loudly, jumping on the bed.
I slowly opened my eyes then shut them.
Sasuke sat up and nodded, "I'll admit, that was the best sleep I had in a while...I beat him..."
I groaned and put a pillow on top of my head.
"Come on Lian!!" Naruto said shaking my shoulder. "Today we're gonna get to the top! Believe it!"
"Noooo." I drawled out, "I don't wanna!"
"Too bad, come on." Sasuke said and grabbed my leg, dragging me as I slept....yeah, I brought a pillow with me.
Then came the stairs.
"OW OH OOF!! AH!! UGH! EH!....owww....."
(1 hour later)
"What's up Lian? You don't seem very...happy." Kakashi-sensei stated.
I groaned in response and leaned against my tree, just watching Naruto and Sasuke climb.
Kakashi-sensei was just checking up on us...or well, me.
"Bad night sleep?" he asked.
"You have nooo idea..." I replied.
Kakashi-sensei was still in crutches and started walking away, "Well, see you later."
"Bye sensei." I replied and moaned as I got up and went to my tree.
I'd certainly gotten a good few feet higher but the boys were catching up at an impressive speed.
I hope I can atleast get to the top...
(a few hours later)
"Yes!" me and Naruto cheered, Naruto's louder.
"We finally got to the top! Believe it!" Naruto cheered.
"Hm, I wonder when Kakashi-sensei and Sakura come to find us." Sasuke said.
I looked and saw them coming, "Well, looks like we won't have to wait long."
About two minutes later, Naruto threw a kunia knife and it landed in front of them.
"Huh?" Sakura said then gasped when she saw all three of us.
Me and Naruto grinned and Sasuke smirked.
"They finally made it to the top." she said and Kakashi-sensei smiled up at us.
"Come on, it's late! Time to get back!" he called.
"What? No congratulations?" I asked.
"Well, tomorrow you'll all be guards for Tazuna!"
"YAHO.....oo...." I said and fell asleep almost instantly.
I felt myself fall but arms grabbed me.
"Lian..." I heard Naruto say.
"Just like her..." Sasuke stated and I can practically tell he's smirking!
"Let's...................back." I heard of Naruto's conversation.
"Agreed."
They jumped down and as they connected with the ground I fell asleep.
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Now, I know this probably isn't long but I tried really REALLY hard to make it long!!!
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