ok but calum dating a paleontologist:
-he would be so freaking intrigued by this
-when yall first started dating, you just said you worked at a museum
-which was already cool (lol im such a history nerd)
-and then he visited you, which he wasnt expecting
-and he saw you assembling a skeleton of a ice-age animal
-"I have a cousin who looks like that" was what he said when he came up behind you
-and at first, he was confused
-cause he just thought you worked at the front desk ,or in the gift shop
-"why didnt you tell me?"
-"I didnt want you to think I wasnt ya know, cool"
-"but babe, you are the coolest."
-"so, what is this"
-"well, we believe it is a baby mammoth, around two years old, and that it obviously didnt last long because of the ice caps melting."
-you rambled on and on about it, how they discovered it, and how it ended up here in the Smithsonian
-and he just adored every word you were saying
-and ever since then, he has asked you all sorts of questions about dinosaurs, the ice age, the pre-historic age and humans could have survived
-he loved hearing you talk about the things you loved