Hey Y'all(*tries a southern accent and miserably fails*)
So this is a paranormal book, but I have put this book under the Humour genre. Hopefully I can make you laugh, however cringeworthy it is!
Also,
It's great to be back again! I missed you all so much(*cue dramatic crying*)! And though I continued to write, I couldn't ever bring myself to publish it...
Anyways, let's put all that behind us and start reading this funny AF book immediately, because something about it has intrigued you enough to read it....
Last but not the least: This is absolutely not a birthday gift and stuff, I'm just being an awesome author.
Ok just kidding kid! Jeez! Just keep reading...
Onwards!