Sanders Sides One Shots

By zewujun

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No more requests My username used to be FaultyLogic. (Highest #307 in FanFiction, #1 in Ships, #1 in princes... More

[A/N]
[A/N] QnA Answers
[1] Too Strong (Logicality)
[2] Soulmates AU (Logicality)
[3] Recovering
[4] Recovering pt. 2 (Analogical)
[5] "Drunk" Thoughts are True Thoughts (Logicality)
[6] Catch! (Logicality)
[7] High School AU (Analogical)
[8] Coffee Shop AU (Prinxiety)
[9] Stay Alive (Logicality)
[10] Helpless (Logicality)
[11] For Forever (Logicality)
[12] For Forever Pt. 2 (Logicality)
[13] What is Love? (Logicality)
[14] Cuddles with a tired Logan (Logicality)
[15] Temporary Blindness (Logicality)
[16] Virgil's Secret
[17] "Cockroach?!" "EEEKKK!"
[18] Math Problems (Logicality)
[19] Not Smart Enough (Logicality)
[20] Sincerely, Me
[21] Chocolate (Platonic Logicality?)
[22] Pastel Virgil
[23] Virgil's Room (Logicality)
[24] Lazy Day (Logicality)
[25] Kill Me (Logicality)
[26] Kill Me Pt. 2 (Logicality)
[27] Insert Prinxiety Title
[28] Road Trips (Platonic LAMP)
[29] Guilty Pleasures
[30] Sincerely, Me (Reprise)
[31] Our Chemical Romance (Prinxiety)
[32] Things
[33] Things Pt. 2
[34] Things Pt. 3
[36] Things Pt. 5
[37] Nightmares (Prinxiety)
[38] Just Have to Let Go
[39] Just Have to Let Go Pt. 2
[40] Reassurance (Prinxiety)
[41] Fix Me (Logicality)
[42] Cookies and Kisses (Logicality)
[43] Self-Conscious (Logicality)
[44] Play Disaster (Prinxiety)
[45] Apathetic
[46] Hide N Seek Gone Wrong (Moxiety)
[47] Truth or Dare (Platonic LAMP)
[48] "Compliments" (Prinxiety)
[49] "Compliments" Pt. 2 (Prinxiety)
[50] Chats
[51] Chats Pt. 2
[52] Chats Pt. 3
[53] "I'll always be there to a degree."
[54] Not All Breakups Have Makeups
[55] Tiny Patton (Logicality)
[56] Tiny Patton Pt. 2 (Logicality)
[57] Tiny Virgil (Logicality/Prinxiety)
[58] Abusive (Prinxiety)
[59] Swapped (Prinxiety)
[60] Depressed (Logince)
[61] "Stop being so fucking cute." (Prinxiety)
[62] SpongeBob (Platonic LAMP)
[63] Breakdown (Platonic LAMP)
[64] "Can I shoot you?" (Platonic Analogical)
[65] Requiem
[66] Snuggles (Logince)
[67] Sleep (LAMP)
[68] Tumblr (Platonic Royality)
[69] Cat Mission (Platonic Prinxiety)
[70] Yelling (Prinxiety)
[71] Snow (Analogical)
[72] Butterfly
[73] Communication
[74] A Completely Normal Day (Platonic Anxceit)
[75] Roman's Poem (Logince)
[76] "I Can Wait..." (Platonic Royality)
[77] First Date (Analogical)
[78] Here With Me (Prinxiety)
[79] We Used to be Church Kids (Royality)
[80] Love Like You (Logicality)
[81] The Masquerade
[82] Falling In Love With You (LAMP)
[83] Logan Sickfic (LAMP)
[84] The Man Who Walked in My Flower Shop (Logicality)
[85] Frustrating Feelings (Analogical)
[86] Reformatting
[87] Roller Blading (LAMP)
[88] Cliché (Prinxiety)
[89] Prom (Logicality)
[90] Vampire (Prinxiety)
[91] Crowned Queen (LAMP)
[92] Peaceful Strolls (Logince)
[93] Logan's Awful Day (Platonic LAMP)
[94] I Was Happy (Platonic Logince)
[95] When You Left Me
[96] "Ugh, feelings..." (Platonic Logicality)
[97] Would You Be So Kind (Logicality)
[98] Sleeping (LAMP)
[99] Rewrite the Stars
[100] Drabble (Platonic LAMP)
[101] (Logicality/Prinxiety)
[102] Happy Father's Day, Patton (Platonic LAMP)
[103] 3AM Messages (Platonic Analogical)
[104] The One Time Logic Cried
[105] Touch-starved (Platonic LAMP)
[106] Sleep-deprived Logan (Platonic Analogical)
[107] Dear Logan (real life analogical)
[108] For Him (Loxiety)
[109] Another One To The Group (DLAMP)
[110] Late Nights (Platonic DLAMP)
[111] Early Mornings (DLAMP)
[112] Movie Nights (Logicality)
[113] Alpha (Logicality)
[114] The Painter and His Model (Prinxiety)
[115] His Crush (Analogical)
[116] Bottled Up (Analogical)
[117] Attention (Platonic Anxceit)
[118] No, You Don't (Prinxiety)
[119] COMPLIMENTary Cookies (Platonic LAMP)
[120] Need You (Logince)
[121] Deceit's Room Pt. 1 (Platonic DLAMP)
[122] His Star (Logicality)
[123] Kittens (LAMP)
[124] Part of Your World (Logicality)
[125] Label (Analogical)
[126] Belong With Me (Logicality)
[127] Ticklish (Platonic LAMP)
[128] Hypothesis (LAMP)
[129] Social Gathering
[130] Just More Fluff (Platonic Analogical)
[131] (Logince)
[132] Bored (LAMP)
[133] Rain-Watching (Platonic Analogical)
[134] Deceit's Room Pt. 2/Deceit's Plants (Familial DLAMP)
[135] Basically Me Trying To Write Something For Christmas
[136] Just Your Usual Day
[137] Smile (Prinxiety)
[138] Your Lie (in April) (Prinxiety)
[139] A New Person In The House
[More A/Ns]
[i hate myself for doing this too dw]

[35] Things Pt. 4

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By zewujun

October 14, 2017

The Disney Channels weren't complete sooo...

┐(゚д゚┐)

Virgil last year: *wears a Anakin Skywalker costume*
Virgil this year: *wears a Darth Vader costume*
Patton: What do you want next year?
Virgil: Maybe Hans Solo or something...

“ψ(`∇´)ψ

Roman: I can't cook fried chicken.
Virgil: Oh please, I can't cook an egg.
Roman: Well, I can't boil an egg!
Virgil: Pfft, I can't even boil water.

(≧∇≦)/

Logan: It's an agreement between two parties.
Roman: Did someone say parties?
Logan: I meant people. Two people.

└|゜ε゜|┐

Roman: What's propitiation?
Logan: I don't think we should get into that topic.
Roman: Is it a bad thing?
Logan: It's a good thing.
Virgil: Really? I hoped it was a bad thing.

┗(^0^)┓

Logan: What did you learn from this topic?
Roman: Nothing.
Logan: ... Okay, Patton?
Patton: Nothing too!
Logan: (-_-) zzz

(ノ^o^)ノ

Virgil: What is the law of life?

~(^◇^)/

Logan: The law of the pig life is to...
Patton: Eat?
Logan: Eat!
Patton: *shook*

ヽ( ´¬')ノ

Logan: You don't expect an apple tree to roll in the mud.
Patton: You can if you believe!

┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

Logan: Since this topic is too deep, let me dumb it down for you guys.
Roman: Hey!

(●__●)

Roman: If you sin—
Virgil: YOU DIE!
Roman: ...

╮(╯▽╰)╭

(Not Sander Sides)

Person: All you got to do...
Me at my mind: IS BELIEVE YOU CAN BE WHO—
Me in real life: *stares and nods*

ಥ⌣ಥ

Logan: If I slap you, are you going to let me slap you again?
Virgil: *shakes head*
Logan: Your going to fight back, right?
Virgil: *shakes head again* No, I'm gonna run.

(」゚ロ゚)」

Logan: We're dogs, we're kind of like dogs.
Patton: Uhh, I love dogs.

(#^.^#)

"You need to express cat."

Other sides: *looks at Virgil*

(#letVirgilexpresscat2k17)

⌒(=๏ x ๏=)⌒

Logan: He's a Bottom.
Virgil: *freezes and mumbles* Me and my dirty mind.
Logan: What did you say?
Virgil: Uh...

(^(I)^)

So my friend's school had this thing where there were red, green, yellow, and blue t-shirts. They were teams, sounds familiar? Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw. So they had a team fight. Sounds like house cups.

So, in the end, the 'Hufflepuff' team won. She was like, "I will HUFF-LE-PUFF and blow your house down!"

And I was like OMG YES!

Another funny thing, she's a Slytherin inside a 'Gryffindor' team. Her friend's a Gryffindor in the 'Hufflepuff' team, and her other friend was a Gryffindor in the 'Slytherin' team.

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