Original: August 31, 2017
July 4, 2018
Never get tired of good ole Logicality. I have too much of this...pfft it's my OTP, fight me.
All the sides were having a good day, great even. Virgil was jamming out his music in the common room, along with Patton, who was saying a lot of dad jokes, and Roman was just laughing at how terrible the jokes were.
However, there is something wrong and missing.
"Hey, kiddos? Have you seen Logan? I haven't seen him since dinner."
"So have I, Patton. Hey Virgil, maybe you should-"
A scream was heard. It wasn't just anyone's scream, it was Logan's.
They raced to his door down the hall and smashed down the poor piece of wood that seperated his room from the rest of the hall.
"Logan! We came as soon as we heard you screamed. Sorry about your door, we'll fix it later. What's wrong?" Roman yelled out, somehow in panic.
"I can't see."
"W-What?"
He shook his head furiously. "I can't see."
Logan's POV
"This can't be happening," I thought. I tried to stand but fail. I prepared for the impact until I felt two pairs of hands help me back up.
"Woah, take it easy there, Smarty Pants. Don't want you tripping on your face, right?"
That must be Virgil.
"Correct, Virgil. I believe I am experiencing temporary blindness," I said, calmly, but then stiffened. As a force of habit, I started to pull on my hair like madman would.
"Wait, if I am experiencing temporary blindness, then I would be no use to Thomas, which would mean that he cannot get his plans finished! He has a deadline on Monday. He also needs to schedule an appointment with-"
"Calm down, Logan. I'm sure that we may help you. And also, temporary blindness? I'm quite sure I have never heard of that."
"Well I am not really blind. I shall quote a paragraph from a website I just saw last night before I went to bed. 'Emotional stress per se does not impair visual function, but changes in posture, forceful eye closure, pressure on an eyeball, or even transient decreases in blood pressure can lead to brief dimming of vision. ... There are other causes of temporary vision loss that can be serious.'"
"Wait, hold on a second. I thought you didn't have any emotions."
"Falsehood. I merely dislike emotions, but I didn't mention that I don't have them. But what do I do?! Thomas will be upset if I don't finish this-"
"Princey and I got that covered. We'll tell Thomas to try and delay the plans for you, but if it cannot be delayed, we will do the work for you. Patton, here, will take care of you."
"Uhm, t-thank you, Virgil. Very well, then. I guess I must go back to sleep?"
"Yup."
I turned around, knowing my bed is literally behind me when I collapsed and just belly-flopped on my bed. I heard some shuffles and the door closing, signaling both Princey and Virgil leaving. This just means that Patton and I are left here.
"So what do you want to do?"
"I believe I should get some sleep. Sleep should allow my body to rest and heal and give my eyes relief from strain and bright lights."
"I see, would you want me to leave?"
"No. I said I should, but it doesn't mean that I will," I said, smirking. I know I am temporarily blind, but I can sense Patton's smile growing bigger and bigger.
"Since I am the one in charge of you, what do you want to do?"
"Well, I cannot read nor can I do anything with my eyes. So, staring off into space would be nice."
"Are you sure you don't need help?"
"Positive. According to some research I did, it only lasts for a few minutes."
"Oh, I see. Still, you are not to do anything for a few days because I say so."
I shrugged, not really caring at all. I felt my vision starting to get better.
"My sight is getting better now. You do not need to stress over me. I'm getting better already."
"I know, I know... I just wanted to take care of you."
"Why?" I tilted my head in confusion.
He muttered a few things but all I got was, "You're so... Like you..."
"What did you say?"
"Uhh... I said 'You're so smart, that I want to be like you?'"
"Yeah, and I'm not temporarily blind," I said. "You're lying, Patton. It's really obvious."
"First of all, you used sarcasm. Yay! Secondly, how dare you say that I would lie to a fellow side like you!"
"Patton, you are the worst liar in this entire dimension and century, you know that, right?"
"Well, yeah. I am a bad liar because I am Thomas' morality. I am the one who makes him choose the good or bad. I would definitely be a bad liar."
"Yes. So were you lying a while ago?"
"No?"
"Is that a question?"
"Yes?"
"Patton, just stop denying that you're lying."
"I am not denying it!"
"Yes, you are."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No."
"Yes. Wait- hey! You tricked me!"
"So you admit you were lying to me."
Patton was about to open his mouth and say something but he was cut off by Roman.
"And I thought Virgil and I bicker like best friends. But you two argue like an old married couple! Aww... Anyway, glad to hear your vision is better. We finished all your work and planned stuff with Thomas to help us. Seriously, Logan, if you were too stressed, just tell us."
"Thank you for the assist."
Roman bowed and left the room, leaving Patton and I alone again.
"As I was saying, you are lying. You can't even look me in the eye."
"... Fine. I lied. I said..."
"What?"
"Ugh, I said that you're so cute, and that I really like you. Happy now?"
I was shocked, to be honest. I thought he would've liked the others.
"I am... genuinely surprised. May I ask why you have such emotions for me?"
"Well, Virgil is just my dark strange son, I could never like him romantically. Roman, on the other hand, we have a brotherly relationship with each other. Thomas is really out of the picture."
"You're just using the process of elimination. Is there true genuine feelings behind all this?"
"Well, duh! I love you all but my feelings for you isn't the same as my feelings for them."
"I see, well... I do suppose I feel the same for you."
"You do?!"
"... Yes."
"Oh my gosh! I can finally do this."
Patton, literally, flipped my position and kissed me. Sparks flew as we kissed and then, before we knew it, we were making out.
(CENSORED CUS IDK HOW TO WRITE THIS STUFF)
As things were starting to 'heat up,' Virgil walked in.
"Guys, lunch is rea- uhh, am I interrupting something?"
"Not at all."
"Sure, anyway, came to tell you guys lunch is ready," he left hastily.
"Now, where were we?"
Let's just say things escalated really quickly after that.