I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A S...

By I_am_a_psychopath

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Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, make... More

~Prologue~
First Day of the Academy
Fast Forward A Few Years...
Iruka-Sensei Always Ruins Prank-Time!
The Graduation Exam? Bring It On!
The Sorting Sensei!
Smoking Hurts
Slide to the Next Team
Yawn! Here We Go Again!
Test Time
The Results Are In...
We Don't Want Any More 'D'
Steve
To the Land of Waves!
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and annouying bridge builder [Part 1]
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and anouying bridge builder [Part 2]
Okay, who kindnapped me? Was it you?! ¬.¬ or you....<.<
THE MOST EPIC FLIGHT EVA!!!....and yes...I DID say sensai...
Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!
Die Sakura!!!........DIE!!!!
Wow, this? This is a normal day?
Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!
......I have no words.....just....yeah.....
My middle name is....
The little red-headed ninja
The starting fight and...Naruto...
Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?
The Sand Ninja
The Chunnin Exams? Sweetness!
Sakura's party
Yet another little random filler!!!....you probably hate me now...
The first test is...getting to the test -_-l l
Bring. It. On!
The First Exam is...a written one...of coarse...
Confusion in the exams!! Well...I am here so...
Into the Forest of Death
The Fight!!
The Sound Ninja? ...why didn't you kill Kabuto?
Story Time!
The Preliminary?!
Continue of the preliminary round
HARLEM SHAKE
Just another 'average' day
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?
Our latest prank XD
I need to find someone to train me!
Fido-Sensei
Arguements
Explaining to Naruto and Steve
Mini Mission: Getting Ramen!
The Truth
Time Skip!
Yet again, a filler! XD
I swear! This isn't a filler!
Let the Hunger Games BEGIN!
Well, this is fun...
Ugh! Why me?
What sort of 'revenge' IS THIS?!
The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!
The Story behind Fido and Rido Titen!
Akatsuki members aren't too terrible...
I'm Back!
This is the life!
The Search For Haku
The Search For Lian
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Yum....Sushi....
Let the Battle Commence
The Lian Rap!
Flappy Bird!
The Legends
Guess who's back...back again!
Cliffhangers, no more!
So much confusion!
Help me my friends!
Disaster of a Date
The Last BBQ Together
That Stupid Duck!
You again?!
Turtles!
Esca-pe!
Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!
I'm Back Fools!
Nat Should Change his Career
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Remember?
Promises
Absolutely Not?
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
Conspiracies!
A Lot Has Happened...
Thank You <3
~Epilogue~
HEADS UP

Happy Birthday Lian

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By I_am_a_psychopath

(Lian's POV)

"Alright, the coast is clear!" I whispered and closed the door.

I opened the window and jumped out onto the tree, Sasuke jumping out after me.

"Okay, so it's four in the morning right now, so we have three hours till they come in the see how you're doing." I said.

"You've done pretty well at this."

"Obviously."

"I'm shocked you pulled it off."

SLAP

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"Where to?" I asked walking down the empty streets with Sasuke. "Nothing is open so, wanna see Naruto and that?"

"Later, I want to train." Was the duck man's reply.

"To Team 7 training ground!" I cheered and marched. "Onward!"

Once we got to the training ground, I gave Sasuke my shuriken and kunia knifes to practice with while I got out my hand guns.

I'm still pissed off that I won't get the rest back till I'm in the ANBU.

Hmm....maybe Rythian can train me and I can get into the ANBU!

"Sasuke, I'll be back soon!" I called running back towards town.

"Where're you going?"

"Friend's house!"

I was too far out of distance to hear what he said next.

And the fact that I didn't really care was part of it too.

I got to Rythian's house and started knocking on the door. It's weird this dude doesn't have a window...

The door opens to a sleepy Rythian who blinks then rubs his eyes. "This is early, even for me."

"Hey, I need you to train me."

"Train you in what exactly."

"You perverted minded old man!"

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"Who's this?" Sasuke and Rythian asked at the same time.

"Rythian, this is my teammate Sasuke, Sasuke this my ugh..." I blushed and looked away.

"I'm your what now?"

"You're an asshole you know that?" I said and sighed.

"You two...are dating?" Sasuke asked wide eyes.

"Yeah." I nodded then glared. "What's that suppose to mean."

"Never thought you wouldn't want to kill a man." Sasuke shrugged with a smirk.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" I yelled being held back by the waist by Rythian.

"Didn't you want me to train you and your friend?" Rythian asked, still holding me in the air.

I sighed and nodded, "Yeah."

"Let's train then." he said finally putting me down.

SLAP

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"Why is it always me that gets hit?" Sasuke mutters with a hand print on his face.

"Cause you annoy me." I said shrugging.

"Focus." Rythian ordered arms crossed over his chest.

We nod and listen as Rythian goes through different exercises to improve our strength and endurance.

We do that for an hour then we spar for another while.

"I'm tired!" I whined falling onto Sasuke. Leaning? No, falling.

"Get off me." he sighed grabbing a bottle of water from Rythian.

I slid to the ground and close my eyes.

"EEEH!" I yell jumping up and away from the ice cold water.

I heard Rythian and Sasuke laughing and I glared at them both.

"YOU BULLIES!"

I squeeze my now soaking hair to try and get some water out of it.

"Aww, I'm sorry Lian." Rythian laughed handing me a bottle of water. "You'll need this, we'll be spending another hour training."

"There's a good chance that I'm gonna be late back." Sasuke said and rolled his eyes.

"Oh well, Kakashi probably knows you've come out to train anyway." I said.

"True...I guess I could - " Sasuke's eyes widened and he stopped in his sentence.

"What is it?" I asked and looked behind me to see Rythian standing with arms behind his back smiling innocently.

I turned back around and saw Sasuke with a questioning look then back a Rythian who was frozen in mid-trying-not-to-be-noticed-sentence.

"What are you guys hiding?" I asked standing back so I could see them both.

"Nothing." they both said all to quickly.

"You sure?" I asked suspiciously.

They both nodded their head really quickly.

"...is it bad that I ship you two?"

"You WHAT?!"

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Sasuke left not too long ago and Rythian has been helping me with some of my hurricane jutsus.

"You end up loosing control." he explained. "Don't put so much energy and effort into one single jutsu."

I held back just a bit, but I ended up getting thrown back.

"You okay?" Rythian asked.

"Yip, being thrown against a tree is amazing!" I said sarcastically.

"You looked like you were flying!" he laughed helping me up.

"For what, a second?" I sighed.

Rythian stopped, still holding my hand, and looked up to the sky.

He seemed to be in a trance.

I waved my hand in front of his face, nothing.

I tried to remove my hand, nothing.

I hit his chest a few times, nothing!

"Rythian?" I called dropping to the ground, still he stood holding onto my hand.

"Hmm...I've got it!" Rythian grinned then looked down at me confused. "Why're you on the ground?"

"I got tired of standing and you wouldn't let go." I said using him to pull me up. "What did you figure out?"

"I'm gonna teach you a jutsu!" he grinned and I smiled nodding my head.

"What's the jutsu?" I asked.

"It is something I've been thinking of working on for a while actually, just never got round to it." he explained.

"What is it though?!"

"I'm gonna teach you...." he paused for dramatic effect.

....

....

....

"Okay, get on with it." I said impatiently.

"I'm gonna teach you...how to fly!"

"....What drugs you on, mate?"

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"I still don't believe you." I sighed.

"Why not?" Rythian asked shock written all over his face.

He's seriously asking that?

"You expect me to believe you when you say you can teach me how to fly..." I say facepalming.

"So?"

"I'm not a duck!"

"I know that..." Rythian said hugging me while I rage. "You support the turtles....we all know this....yes, yes, we all hate Steve."

We finally made it back to my house, it was around lunch time now.

"Do you wanna come in for lunch" I asked.

Rythian looked at the window then panicked and when I was about to look over he grabbed my hand and started dragging me down the street.

"Hey, why don't I treat you to ramen?"

"Treat?" I asked innocently. "Meaning, you'll pay for everything?"

"Sure, I doubt you eat THAT much!" he smiled.

- - - - - - - - -

"Come on!" I whined seeing the booth closed down.

"Well, look, we'll just go here then." Rythian said dragging me into a restaurant like bar.

"You drink?" I ask.

"I helped me through....my dad." he sighed and I dropped the subject.

I looked around and saw a group of girls staring at him and rolled my eyes.

"What is it?" he asked.

"People are staring at you, and it's not just the female population." I said.

When our drinks came I grabbed a rainbow straw and slurped my drink down.

Alcohol? You think anyone would want the already hyper and loud and insane Lian Titen on alcohol?

That's why the drug dealers G-Man knows told them to spread the word across the land not to give Lian Titen any drugs cause....well....

The outcome isn't pretty.

Rythian smirked and I turned to face him, swinging on the stool. "Alright, what is it?"

"What do you mean?" he asks still smirking.

"That look," I said pointing at his face, "Means that you have an idea."

"It's a little crazy...."

"I'm in."

"I thought you would be." he smiled and started to whisper the game to me.

- - - - - - - - -

"Dang, I knew there was a reason that I agreed to go out with you." I grinned.

"Apart from amazing personality and fabulous looks!" Rythian said posing sarcastically and I kid you not, girls from across the room swooned!

"Who goes first?" I asked rolling me eyes.

"Flip a coin?" I nodded and took out a coin to be flipped.

"I'm heads, you're tails." I said as he flipped it

"It's tails." Rythian said with a shrug and got up.

"Good luck, soldier." I said.

I turned in my seat and ordered another drink.

I peeked at the group of girls Rythian was talking to seeing them all 'fix' their tops and skirts.

I rolled my eyes and shook my head, thanking the bar tender and sticking the straw in the new drink.

Lemon and lime....I love you!

Some of the girls were scribbling on napkins and handing them to Rythian who smiled an eye closed smile.

He then waved after getting them all and out them in his pocket, sitting one seat away from me.

"How many did you get?" I asked making sure the girls didn't see us speaking.

"Five out of seven, and that's because the other two had a boyfriend." he said showing me the numbers on napkins.

"Wow!" I laughed.

"You're turn, then." Rythian said pulling me up.

"I won't get any," I laugh, "These people wouldn't give it to a thirteen year old kid."

"Don't tell them that then." he said fixing my hair.

"Where should I go to?"

"Head two o'clock, I see a couple of guys staring." Rythian whispered, still fixing my hair. "If they ask then just say I'm your cousin and you're showing me around."

I nodded, "done."

"And just remember to keep the act up until you're seated back here." he said.

"Okay."

"And - "

"Shut up." I said shaking my head with a smile.

On the outside I may seem quite calm, confident almost.

But really?

I'm shitting bricks.

How am I suppose to do this?!

This is NOT me at all!

I take a deep breath and smile, I walk up to the group and ask "Is this seat taken?"

"No, no, please, take a seat." one of them say.

"But what about - ?" A second one asked getting cut off by the first.

"Shut up..." He hissed as I took a seat. Then smiled at me "So what's you're name?"

"Lian of the Titen clan, and you?"

"I'm Jean, this is Armin and Marco and -"

"Who took my seat?!"

"That fool is Eren."

( I freaking know! I'm using Attack on Titan characters, deal with it! )

"Oh, I'm sorry." I apologise standing and handing his seat back.

"No no, it's fine!" Eren said pushing me back into it.

"Alrighty then!"

"So ugh, who was the guy you came in with?" Marco asked. He's my favourite so far, seems like a genuinely nice person.

Eren seems bipolar...
Jean seems like a flirt.
And I'm not sure about Armin yet.

"Oh, that's my cousin, Rythian." I explain, "He's not a ninja from around here so I'm showing him around."

"So I take it you're not free at the moment then...." Jean sighs.

"Afraid not." I shrug.

"Why're you over here if you're cousin is over there." Armin asked.

Damn...its been a while since I've put on this innocent act....

I forced myself to blush and looked away scratching my cheek.

"He...ugh...kinda wanted me to...talk to you guys...."

"Why?" Jean asked confused as the others.

"Be-because he caught me....looking at you guys...." I said still pretending to be embarrassed.

Dang, I can't believe I'm pulling this off!

"Aw, how cute!" Jean laughed elbowing Eren.

"I'm busy today..." I mutter

"How about we give you our numbers and you can call us when you're free!" Eren smiled already writing his number.

"Oh,thank you!" I say taking the napkins all of them actually surprised I got them. "I have to go now, so I'll see you later!"

"Bye Lian..."

I walk back over to Rythian and grabbed his arm trying to drag him out.

He downed the rest of his drink and finally let me drag him out of the bar.

"Did you get them?" he asked.

I nodded, "All four."

"You're good at this."

"I know." I sad doing a hair flip.

"And very self centred..."

- - - - - - - -

"It doesn't give you the right to hit me!"

"I said I was sorry!" I laughed at the hand print on Rythian's face.

"Does it look bad?" he asked arranging his hair to cover it.

"...No."

"It does doesn't it?" he said going into the emo corner anim crying.

I sighed and tried to open the door to my house.

"Why's it locked?" I wondered and grabbed the spare from under the flower pot.

"Do you wanna come in?" I asked a Cheshire Cat grinning Rythian who nodded.

I narrowed my eyes and stepped into my house turning the lights on when -

"SURPRISE!"

"AH!"

"....She fainted...."

- - - - - - - - -

SPLASH!

"Hey, look, she's coming to!"

"Do it again!"

SPLASH!

"Ugh, five more minutes..." I groaned rolling onto my side.

"Aw, she's so adorable!"

"....Who even are you?"

"Lian, Steve is - "

"STEVE!!!" I screamed slowly sitting up eyes wide.

"Damn that's terrifying!" Kiba yelled hiding behind Shino.

"Why are you all...here?" I asked seeing everyone surrounding me.

There were the other twelve rookies, Rythian, some sensei, Kakashi, Team Guy, B-Lady, G-Man and...my brothers?!

"Fido! Rido!" I grinned leaping up and hugging them both.

"Hey Lian." they both said, one more enthusiastic than the other.

"I'm loving this, really, but let go so I can get away from that guy." Rido said.

" 'That Guy' has a name you know!"

" 'That Guy' isn't very important."

"He's more important than you!"

"So...these are you brothers huh." Nat said arms crossed over his chest.

"Yip, pretty cool right?" I said with an eye closed smile.

"Sure..." Gwen drawled out.

"You could say that..." Den added.

"So why is everyone here?" I asked.

"For you're birthday." Ino said. "Duh!"

"My birthday was last week..." I muttered.

"When you were OUT of the village." Shikamaru sighed. "So, we're celebrating now."

"Alright, I can dig that." I nodded. "Who brought alcohol?!"

"You think that we'd let you have alcohol?!" G-Man yelled grabbing me by the scruff and flinging me against the wall.

"LIAN!"

"I knew bringing him here was a bad idea...."

I burst out laughing and fly kicked G-Man into the next wall.

"It's good to see you too." I grinned.

"Alright, enough chit chat!" Sakura yelled getting everyone's attention. "It's time for - "

"Time for cake!" Naruto said with a fork and a grin.

PUNCH!

"NO! Time for presents!" Ino said.

"A-are you okay, Naruto?" Hinata asked bending down to see.

"Yeah....I'm fine." He smiled and I saw her face go crimson.

....I ship it so hard.

"Come on." TenTen said dragging me and shoving me in a really decorated chair.

"We decided that it being so soon after Christmas that it would be better to just get you gifts in our three man, four Man squads." Neji explained.

I nodded and thanked Rythian for the also decorated crown.

"Alright! First up! You're very own team!" Naruto grinned, him Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi stepping up.

"We each put a bit of money aside to get you this." Sakura said handing me the nicely wrapped up gift.

"I take it Naruto didn't help in the wrapping stage." I teased.

"Sh-Shut up!"

"Don't speak to our baby sister like that!" Rido and Fido yelled backing him up against the wall, fire in their eyes, Naruto almost soiling himself.

"Guys, it's fine." I laughed.

"But Lian~!" Fido whined.

"We never get to be the big over protective brothers...." Rido pouted.

I shrugged and started to unwrap the first gift.

It was a medium, whatever that sort of size is, box filled with a few things.

"Wow!" I grinned.

The first one was specially designed kunia knifes, four in total.

The first one's handle was an orange swirly design.

The second one was a pattern of Sakura flowers.

The third was the colours of the Uchiha fan (in order)

The fourth one's handle was silver and had the mask that he used when he was in the ANBU engraved into it.

"These are awesome!" I grin and take out the next item in the box.

"....No way...."

"Yes way." Naruto giggled.

"You guys got me pocky?!" I grinned, "None of the owners sell me this stuff!"

"I wonder why..." Sasuke says rolling his eyes.

"Is that why you left to train?" I accused, "To help decorate?"

Now that I think about it, this place is seriously colourful. Streamers and balloons everywhere and banners hanging over doors and windows.

"You guys did an amazing job." I complimented.

"Finally you take notice!" Kiba said doing a dramatic sigh.

"I have the attention span of a cookie."

"Who told you that?" Sakura asked.

"Tazuna."

"Oh yeah..." Naruto said remembering.

"He got it spot on."

"....Alright since when did you become so sassy?" I asked Sasuke.

"Just get on with the presents!" Ino said, "I want you to open mine!"

"Ours." Shikamaru corrected.

"Ours! Whatever!"

I grabbed the final item out of the box and smiled.

"You remembered?" I asked Naruto who grinned swaying side to side.

It was the ANBU mask that I had always wanted but never wanted from that guy who was so mean to Naruto.

"Yeah, it's not him that works there anymore." he said.

"Check the bottom." Kakashi reminded.

I checked and saw an envelope.

As I was about to open it, Kakashi snatched it and placed it on the table beside me.

"Wait until you've opened all of them gifts." he said and I narrowed my eyes.

Something fishy is going on...

"Alright! Us next!" Ino called shoving back Kiba.

"No way!" he yelled and I threw my sandal at him. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"My foot slipped." I shrugged catching my sandal and slipping it back on.

I opened up Ino,Shikamaru, Choji and Asuma's gift.

Inside was a cigarette?!

"NO DRUGS FOR YOU KID!" G-Man screamed snatching it off me.

"Ahem...excuse me." Asuma said pointing at it, "That's a pen."

G-Man clicked it and went 'oh!'

"Nice to know you worry about me though." I smile an eye closed smile taking back the fancy pen.

"I care about my life and there's a good chance it'll end sooner than later with you on drugs."

I sweatdropped hearing people's opinions of agreement.

I looked and grabbed out a steak.

People sweatdropped when I started crying tears of joy. "You guys know me so well..."

The last item was wrapped up and this time Asuma stopped me from opening it.

"Wait till everyone's finished." He said and I pouted putting the present to the side.

"Now it's - "

"OUR TURN!" Lee and Guy cheered jumping forward.

"Oh come on!" Kiba growled raging.

"We decided to get you some stuff to help you in your training!" TenTen grinned handing me another box.

I opened it up and found different weights and a pop up target to practice with.

I grinned and picked up the random key.

"Leave it till last!" Neji said smirking arms crossed.

I pouted and put it with the other stuff.

"Finally!" Kiba grinned about to step forward when Den and Gwen round house kick him from both sides and kick him back.

"Our turn!" Nat grinned.

"Thank you." I smiled at the three grinning accepting the present from them.

"OH COME ON!"

Nat,Den and Gwen I'm worried about....

They always get me such embarrassing stuff!

Gwen got me my first bra for my birthday even though I was 5!

I cautiously open the box and slam it shut.

"What is it?" Naruto asks as the trio burst out laughing.

"You freaking...ugh..." I grumble blushing.

"Let's see it." Rythian said and I screamed when he came into contact with the box.

He removed his hand and I stopped screaming.

He tried to take it again and I screamed.

This went on for quite a while until Naruto and Sasuke decided to team up and grab it off me.

I anime cried hugging myself while the two blushed madly.

"YOU WILL NOT BE USING THESE!!" the two yelled. "EVER!"

Rythian peeked into the box and burst out laughing.

"Who even is he?" Ino asked me.

"Oh, this is Rythian who is the only male in the world that I have never thought of killing." I explained.

"Huh?"

"They're dating." Sasuke his eyes narrowing on Rythian. "You hurt the baby of the group, you're not gonna live to see your next birthday."

"I'm not a baby..." I muttered pouting.

"Anyway Lian, here!" Nat said handing me a thinner but longer box.

A weapon?

"Save it till last, girly." Den and Gwen ordered arms crossed over their chest.

Fido and Rido's eyes widened as they saw the twins.

"You know another set of twins!"

"Yeah, she's known us longer." the two deadpanned.

"But wait..." Den and Fido said.......THEYRE NOT EVEN THE SAME SET!

"WHO'S YOU'RE FAVOURITE SET OF TWINS?!" the four asked coming right up to me.

"THAT'S LIKE ASKING WHAT YOU'RE FAVOURITE FOOD IS!" I screamed back.

"Alright, it's finally our - "

KNOCK KNOCK

"Are you SHITTING ME!"

I laughed seeing Kiba raging was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Kakashi went and opened the door and smiled an eye closed smile. "Welcome!"

"Sorry we're late."

I gasped with a grin on my face. "No way..."

"Atleast you guys made it!"

I jumped out my seat and ran and jumped on top of my favourite sand village friends!

.....well it's easy to pick out of the because they're the only sand people I know!

"Nice to see you again, Lian!" Temari smiled, almost falling over.

"Happy birthday!" Kankuro grinned making sure Temari smiled.

Then there's Gaara who I am currently crushing.

I released the hug and said, "Thank you, I am now a mature cheese teenager!"

"....cheese?"

"Is she serious?"

"Oh Lian..."

"Wait, you guys came all this way for my birthday?" I asked and group hugged again when they nodded.

"Lian~" Kiba whined stomping his foot.

"You might want to get back here, Lian." Shino said, "before he starts to cry."

"I'M NOT CRYING!" Kiba said wiping away tears.

"See, I'm not the baby!" I grinned.

"You're still this youngest."

"Uchiha you are mean!" I cried next to Kiba in the emo corner.

Kakashi grabbed my collar and threw me back into the seat.

"Finally it's our turn." Kiba grinned and handed me a box.

"W-we hope you like it..." Hinata said looking away.

I look inside the box and see a bag of sweets in the shape of bugs!

"These are awesome! What flavour?"

"Sour." Shino answered.

"I love you people."

The next item was the official kunia knife and shuriken set, approved by the top officials or something.

It's basically the one you buy when you're running low.

"I was needing some more of these." I smiled.

"What about ours then?" Sakura asked.

"I'll take them with me but I'll be afraid that I'll break them or throw them and not get them back!" I said.

The next item was a brush and lots of hair ties.

"You u-used to complain i-in class about your hair ties always b-breaking." Hinata said fiddling her thumbs.

"Yeah," I nodded with a smile, "can't believe you still remembered."

The last item was a scroll and as I was about to, yet again, open it, Kurenai took if off me and put it with the others.

"Wait till the end?"

"Wait till the end." she nodded.

"Well, we couldn't really get you anything big because we had to travel light...." Kankuro said scratching the back of his neck.

"It's fine, it's just great to see you guys again!" I grinned.

Gaara handed me the little box and I opened it seeing two items.

One an envelope which Temari put with the other things and the other.....

"You didn't..." I said looking more ah Temari than the others.

"We did." she nodded.

I took the ninja sandals out and tried them on, and walked up to Sasuke.

"Yes!" I jumped. "I'm not as small anymore!"

"You're the same height as me, Lian."

"Shut up Naruto, I'm happy!" I said.

"Now you can open all the others, in the wrong order." Kakashi said.

"Leave our letter till last." Naruto giggled.

I opened up the Sand trios envelope and saw a Passport.

I grinned, "Yes! Now I can go visit you guys whenever I'm free!!"

"Won't that be fun...." Gaara sighed.

"You know you love me!" I laughed.

The next one I opened with Kiba, Shino and Hinata's, the scroll.

"A....map?" I wondered then grinned, "For treasure?!"

"You'll see." Shino said.

The next one was the random key.

"You'll know what it's for soon." Neji said.

I took the wrapped up thing from Ino-Shika-Cho and my eyes widened when I saw it.

"Why....I mean what....it's not and huh...." I said my head tilting to the side.

"Congratulations!" Asuma laughed, "You've made Chuunin!"

"Yeah!!" Fido cheered jumping onto my lap crushing my legs!

"There's our baby sister." Rido smiled and punched Fido's face, making him fly into the wall.

"No killing each other you two!" I ordered.

"Don't ask the impossible." they both either muttered or cried.

The next one was the box. I opened it and my eyes widened. "wow..."

"We've been saving all year." Nat grinned.

"You better use it." Lan smiled.

"Whoa when did you get here?"

"Just now." he replied.

"Happy birthday Lian." Izumo waved.

"They grow up so fast..." Kotetsu said pretending to cry.

Oh yeah! The present! The present that they gave me was a thin and very light black sword.

I still wanna use Kakashi's katana, the one he gave me years ago, but I'll use this one when I'm more skilled so I won't break it.

The final one was the envelope from Team 7.

They were all smiling, well it's impossible for Sasuke to smile but it was pretty dang close!

It was a letter.

"Read it out then." Rythian said, smiling like already knowing what it said.

"Lian Titen, we have looked over your recommendation for training under and joining the ANBU."

"You will be pleased to hear that..." my eyes widen and I gasp, "...we have accepted you."

I didn't bother reading the rest I just grinned and looked around the room.

"Who was it?" I asked. "Own up!"

"It was all of us!" Naruto laughed.

I laughed and wiped tears away.

"Aww! She's crying!" Ino gushed.

"I'm not crying!"

"She's sweating through her eyes." Neji said.

"WE'RE NOT!" Uncle Guy and Lee cried.

"Read the rest of it." Rythian said handing me the letter.

"When you are ready to start your training, go the rendezvous point on the map and you will meet up with one of our current members who will lead you to the training ground."

"Bring the mask, your weapons, clothes and anything extra for your training. You will be given your guns an ammo back after two months training."

It ended with no one signing off, just the ANBU police sign which resembled the Uchiha fan quite a lot..weird...

"You guys." I smiled, "If I could hug you all at the same time I would!"

"Well, we can all just hug you instead." Rythian suggested hugging me from behind and I got hugged from the front my Naruto then everyone came in!

"Sasuke!" I laughed, he was sorta hugging, sorta not hugging Naruto and being held onto by Sakura and Ino. "Didn't know you liked hugs."

"Oh, I just love them." he said rolling his eyes.

Akamaru jumped onto my head and I laughed.

"This is the biggest group hug I've ever been in."

SNAP!

"HE TOOK A PICTURE!"

SNAP!

"HE TOOK ANOTHER ONE!"

"IBIKI!" I laughed.

"Happy birthday you messed up kid." he said.

"So you're feeling better now?" I asked.

"Yes." he nodded while glaring down at me. "who knew you could cause so much trouble...."

"I did...." Kakashi sighed.

"She bit me the first time she met me!" Guy complained.

"CAKE!!" Naruto cheered standing beside me while Gaara was bringing out the cake with a worried look.

"Don't drop it!"

"Shut up Kankuro...." the red head growled.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

"NO!"

"...FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW! FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW! FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW~! AND SO SAY ALL OF US!"

I blew the candles out and Naruto forced my face into the cake making people burst out laughing.

"YOU PUNK!"

Naruto let out the girlish scream I've ever heard in my life!

"Guys! We do it ever year at each other's birthdays!" I laugh at my brothers.

- - - - - - - - -

It's been hours and everyone is still here. Lee is getting his operation in two weeks time.

He seems nervous about it, I mean who wouldn't be, but he does want it.

I noticed Gaara looking guilty so I grabbed his arm and motioned for Lee to come over.

Lee, being a little reluctant cruched over and asked "What is it, Lian?"

"Gaara wishes to apologise." I said and Gaara had a horrified look on his face.

"I-I...." he sighed, "I apologise for causing you...so much pain and problems..."

"Apology accepted!" Lee grinned giving Gaara the thumbs up.

"LEE! GET OVER HERE!" TenTen yelled.

"Coming!"

"See, that wasn't so hard?" I laughed.

"A little warning would have been nice." Gaara sighed.

"What's up?" Rythian asked walking over.

"Nothing much, just a ginger gathering!" I shrugged.

"Why wasn't i invited?" he anime cried.

"Cause you're only half ginger." me and Gaara said with deadpanned looks.

"Lian!"

"Coming!" I called and moved over to where Team 7 and Ino-Shika-Cho were.

"Do you wanna play Interrogation or Humiliation?" Naruto asked.

"Interrogation?"

"Not you're kind Ibiki." I sighed.

"Oh, nevermind then..."

"What games that?" Kiba asked.

Everyone our age was now gathering round, wondering what was going on.

The adults are in the kitchen, doing god knows what.

"It's basically the better version of Truth or Dare." Gwen and Den explained. "Who's up for it?"

"Sure."

"Yeah."

"Why not?"

"I'm in, believe it!"

"Let's do this."

I put a kunia in the middle and spun it.

It landed on Sasuke.

I smirked. "Interrogation or Humiliation?"

He looked terrified and then sighed. "Interrogation."

I grabbed Naruto and Ino, probably the best at these ones.

"What should we ask?" I said.

"How about...his favourite person?" Naruto suggested.

"Oh!" Ino grinned, "Who he thinks is the best looking!"

I sighed, "Alright."

We broke up the circle and looked at Sasuke.

"Who do you believe in this group is the best looking?" I asked.

Everyone, and I mean everyone, stared at the young Uchiha who blinked then shrugged.

"Me, obviously!"

"LIES!"

"OF COARSE!"

"WE MEAN APART FROM YOU!"

"Oh, Akamaru." Sasuke shrugged.

Me Kiba and Naruto burst out laughing while nearly everyone else facepalmed or anime cried.

"Alright, next!" I cheered as Sasuke spun the kunia knife.

It landed on Nat.

He sighed, "Interrogation."

I pouted, "you guys are no fun..."

"Who cares..."

"Alright, what team do you play for?" I asked smirking making him go bright red.

"L-LIAN!"

"We knew."

"YOU WHAT?!"

"Yeah, we all sorta thought that anyway." Shikamaru shrugged.

Nat blinked then sat down shrugging. "I'm cool with that."

We spun it again and this time it landed on Rythian.

"Alright, Humiliation!" he grinned.

Me, Naruto, Gwen and Den's eyes literally gleamed making him back down slightly.

The four of us huddled.

"What should we make him do?" I asked.

"Well, seeing as he's going out with Lian....." Gwen said smirking evilly.

Suddenly I got pushed out of the circle and I started anime crying in the corner.

"Alright! Rythian! We dare you to - "

KNOCK KNOCK

"I'll - "

"MOVE KAKASHI!" I yelled pushing by him to get to the door.

Damn....this day couldn't get any better!!

I mean, I've got all my close friends and relatives around me, food and we're not fighting for once!

Honestly, I don't think anything could ruin this!

"Hello?" I asked and opened the door and my face blanked. "Me and my god damn mouth...."

"Hello, Lian." Dai said smiling down at me.

SLAM!

"RIDO! FIDO!"

---------------

Heeeey!

How's it going psychopathic lovers?!

I hope you enjoyed this sort of random and filler chapter!!

I had a lot of fun writing it!!

You all probably want me to get back on track, yes? Yes.

Well, it's probably gonna be two more fillers and then onto saying 'bye bye sasuke' and then joining the ANBU

There's also trying to figure out what happened to Fidoshi sensei! Then there's visiting the Akatsuki and Orochimaru (you'll understand later...)

So yeah, there's a lot more to this book even when Sasuke leaves! I read so many fanfics where Sasuke leaves and then it's over.

.......WELL DONE DUCKBUTT!!
I don't see why you leave out stuff like the curry of life or the star village and shizzzz!!

They were fun!!

Okay, I've talked long enough....

COMMENT VOTE FAN

LOVE YOU GUYS FOREVER

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