Now I was originally going to rant on Curious George, but I discovered that the show is flawless! So guess who was next on my list?
Before we get started, I wanna say that this is the last PBS Kids rant, so don't worry, more kinds of things will be coming! But right now, let's make the best of Clifford.
So let me just start off by saying Why? No wait, let me show you the theme song first because then it will be easier to talk about what I'm about to talk about.
Change of plans. I couldn't find a legal version of the theme, so we're just gonna do the Clifford Puppy Days theme. Don't worry, it's still gonna give the main concept.
Are you guys ready for this theory I got for you? Cause here it is.
What if Clifford's original owner was Satan? Just think about it for a second! He starts off as the smallest dog in the litter, but eventually turns into some FEE FIE FOE FUM dog! And let's not forget the fact that he's red! What kind of dog do you know that's red? You wanna know who else is red? SATAN!
But for real.....think about it.