I just love things like this, not gonna lie.
(Not that I would reject any of these babes)
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Bellamy:
Him: "You know, your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty."
You: "Here's a cup of water, that's all you're ever getting from me."
Jasper:
Him: "My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U"
You: "Check with Clarke, she may have some vitamins for that."
Monty:
Him: "You're like a dictionary-"
You: "Damn right. No one uses me."
Lincoln:
Him: "Are you a fire beacuse-"
You: "Sure am, you touch me, I hurt you."
Murphy:
Him: "Do you know CPR, because you took my breath away."
You: "Mhh, I think Clarke's a bit more qualified for that."
Raven:
Her: "Kissing is the language of love, wanna have a conversation?"
You: "no thanks, I'm more the silent type."
Octavia:
Her: "Were you a scout? Because you sure can tie my heart in a knot."
You: "I feel that's a problem you should consult Abby with."
Lexa:
Her: "Did you fall from heaven-"
You: "Technically, yes. That's how I'm on Earth."
Clarke:
Her: "All those curves and me with no brakes."
You: "Oh, hun, you've already steered off the road."