Spreading the Funny

By MercyRose

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Do you want to laugh? Do you? You know you want to, don't you. Come on, don't be afraid---- Just read me>>... More

Spreading the Funny
Who's Smarter Now?
Dear Abby
Poof....Goes the Light
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dementia Quiz
Happy Hallow's Eve
Wanted
Trials and Tribulations of Marriage
Lessons on Parenting
Pick up lines that tell you to run for the hills
You Might be a Redneck if ..............................
Proverbial Wisdom
The Older We Get....
Southern Born and Bred
The Naked Cowboy
The Outhouse
A Phone Call
Thanksgiving Etiquette
Git-R-Done
Hair Color anyone???
Welfare **
Rank.....
Perceptions of a Child
Putting Affairs in Order
Polish....Sausage :)
Froggy was a Rolling Stone
Da End is Near
And That's How the Fight Started >>>>
Another Blond moment....
Getting to know Women.....
Retirement
Spread the Stupid :D
Bonus >>>>>>
Taters...
Life Lesson
With age.....comes wisdom
Profit Sharing
Silver Lining
My Daddy Sleeps Naked!
Here's Your Sign
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K..........
Children are Quick
Relationships Go Round and Round
Making Babies .....
Always remember to thank the ones that matter....
Craigs List Ad... Priceless....
Advice for your daughters
Understanding a Woman
And the light turned yellow......
Consumer Reports Review
Sleeping With Bob
Lifesavers.....
Fab new Weight Loss Plan
How to Cross a River
Answers....... courtesy of the average Smart A*s
The Proverbial Question?
Stanley Cup Final
Eve's side of the story
Genies
Quickie in the Bushes
A Woman's Poem
Children say the darndest things......
Life and Balance....
Seeing is Believing
Ah, the Joys of a Loving Marriage
Caught!
How to be a gracious B*tch
0 to 200 in 6 seconds....
What is Politics?
And the moral of the story is.....
Golf Fence....
Ball Size
Hello Operator....
Open Letter....
Out of the mouth of babes....
Bad Day....

Feel like a Woman

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By MercyRose

ONLY AN ITALIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN


On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.


The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.


"I'm too young to die'', she wails.
Then she yells, ''Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!


Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?''
For a moment there is silence ... Everyone has forgotten their own peril.


They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.


He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at time …
No one moves … he removes his shirt ... muscles ripple across his chest … she gasps ... and then he says …

''Here - Iron this, and get me something to eat ...''

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