Polish....Sausage :)

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Polish sausage


Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days:


A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"


The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"


The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for

Italian sausage , would you ask me if I was Italian?


Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish

whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"


The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm

Polish?"


The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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