I read this online today and being a southerner myself I thought it was hilarious. This work is not mine and I did not write it. If you are Southern born and Southern raised it will make you laugh.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These southern boys will be dropped into Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists:
1.The season opened today.
2. There are no limits.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt...The Pentagon expects the problem to be solved by next monday!!!!