Sleeping With Bob

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Sleeping with Bob.

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he

snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with

him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with

his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I

just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing,

hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that

Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's

man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what

happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted

him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all

night."

With age comes wisdom.

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