Children are Quick

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Children Are Quick 

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TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: Kathy, go to the map and find North America .. 

Kathy: Here it is. 

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS: Kathy. 

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. 

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER: No, that's wrong 

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I Love this child) 

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TEACHER: Adela, what is the chemical formula for water? 

Adela: H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER: What are you talking about? 

Adela: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! 

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TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty? 

GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER: Harriette, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 

Harriette: I is.. 

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 

Harriette: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

(Now, this child suits me to a "T".)

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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. (LOL!) 

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. 

(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER: Diane, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

Diane: A teacher 

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