Ms. LadyDawn, what would I do without your daily e-mails, you conisitenly
put a smile on my face :D Thanks!
Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only
pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no
She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was
something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a
male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was
completely professional and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be
confident that she would treat him with a high level of
professionalism. Earl then agreed and began by saying,
'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that
last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is
the absolute best we can do: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company
pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.
How about that for a silver lining!!