Silver Lining

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Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male 

pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only 

pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no 

male employees. 

She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was 

something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a 

male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was 

completely professional and 

whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be 

confident that she would treat him with a high level of 

professionalism. Earl then agreed and began by saying, 

'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that 

last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe 

embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.' 

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' 

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is 

the absolute best we can do: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company 

pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.  

How about that for a silver lining!!

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