Lifesavers.....

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LIFESAVERS

THE CANDY WITH THE LITTLE HOLE IN THE CENTER
THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU SMILE. YOU HAVE GOT TO LOVE LITTLE KIDS. 

A TEACHER WAS TEACHING KIDS TO LEARN TO ASSOCIATE COLORS WITH FLAVORS:

SHE GAVE THE KIDS A RED ONE AND THEY ALL SAID IT WAS CHERRY
SHE GAVE THE KIDS A YELLOW ONE AND THEY ALL SAID LEMON
SHE GAVE THE KIDS A GREEN ONE AND ALL THE KIDS SAID LIME
SHE GAVE THE KIDS AN ORANGE AND ALL THE KIDS SAID ORANGE.

FINALLY SHE GAVE ALL THE KIDS HONEY LIFESAVERS AND NONE OF THEM COULD IDENTIFY THE TASTE.
TO HELP THEM OUT SHE GAVE THE KIDS A CLUE, " IT'S WHAT YOUR MOM MAY SOMETIMES CALL YOUR FATHER."
ONE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED UP IN HORROR, SPIT OUT HER LIFESAVER AND YELLED,

OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ASSHOLES

THE TEACHER HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM. 

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