With age.....comes wisdom

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After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ..... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the deal."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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