Thanksgiving Etiquette

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 **Alright guys, this is one hubby sent me.....

Naughty things you can only say on Thanksgiving....

1- Talk about huge breast!

2-Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!

3- It's cool whip time!

4-If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5- That's one terrific spread!

6- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7- Are you ready for seconds yet?

8-It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9-Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10- Don't play with your meat!

11-Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

12- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people @ once?

13- I don't expect every one to come @ once!

14- You still have a little bit on your chin.

15- How long will it take after you stick it in?

16- You'll know its ready when it pops up!!

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