And the moral of the story is.....

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a


mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the


farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm


but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back


to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws


the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and ...drives the car

forward saving him from sinking!


A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow


again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to


the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I


think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of


the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And


the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.


The moral of the story:


If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up
chicks!

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