Hetalia one-shots

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HIGHEST RANKING: #241 in FANFICTION You don't like yaoi? There will be het but don't read this then. What fan... More

Disclaimer I probably should've said a long time ago
Learn from the ones we hate the most (FrUK)
Fade (Germania family)
Care for me (GerIta)
They'll all burn out one day (Spamano)
Stakes are high Water's rough (LietPol)
Sunshine (Spamano)
Gabriel Beilshmidt, Ludwig Beilshmidt
Ludwig meets 2p!Italy (GerIta)
My butt hurts (GerIta, sort of)
I'll leave the porch light on (2p!Spamano)
Prussia meets 2p!Canada (PruCan duh)
Dumb (Spamano)
Discussion (Spamano)
Papercut (Spamano)
Germany: WW1 AU
America (and England and France): Politics AU
Cannabis (GerIta)
All we got (FrUk)
Girl (Russia/Fem!America)
Sleep (England and America)
Don't (RusAme)
Blur (GerIta Hre/Chibitalia)
A thing but not a story???
Won't get to space cuz I haven't got a rocket (Russia and America implied FACE)
Visit (England and America and implied FACE)
I'm the hero of this story, don't need to be saved (America)
Apples (Spamano)
Balloon (Spamano)
In which Lovino and Toni are fire/earthbenders respecively (Spamano)
Happiest of families (Italy and Romano)
For you I'd leave it all (Spamano)
Tummy (Spamano)
He didn't like him (Spamano)
Patriotic (America and Canada)
Shit Antonio Says (Spamano)
Sometimes the right one's hard to take (USUK): Revolutionary War AU
Flirting (GerIta)
The Argument ( Spamano and GerIta)
That one bedtime story (GerIta)
The Letter (GerIta): WW1 AU
The Camera isn't the Broken Thing (RoBul with Moldova)
We never quite thought we could lose it all (Ger/fem!Ita)
She wears short skirts I wear sneakers (HungTai fluff)
Hey now you're a rockstar (America and England)
Show (FrUk)
Hum (Canada and France)
Nonbinary New Zealand (OzZea)
Backs to the Wall (Poland): WW2/Nazi AU
Ludwig's idea (GerIta and Prussia)
The Break (Italy and Romano)
Sun (RusAme)
Positive (GerIta)
There are monsters (FACE and Russia)
His eyes (Spamano)
I hate everyone (Romano and Canada)
The bus was late (GerIta)
That one season (UsUk with Canada)
The McCarthy Trials (RusAme)
Feli and Lud's Adventures in Babies (GerIta, Mpreg 2/3)
Kiss with a fist (Spamano)
Romano is sick and tired of your bullshit (Spamano)
Tomato (Spamano)
Memes (RusAme)
A little party (Russia and Baltic Trio)
Why Alfred should always be in charge (Allies)
Ice Cream (DenNor and Iceland)
The Firetruck Game (FrUk)
The hardest thing Emil ever had to do (HongIce)
How Ivan and Alfred weren't enemies anymore (RusAme)
Hello (AmeriPan)
Daddy, I Have Had to Kill You (GerIta): WW2/Nazi AU
Sneeze (RoChu)
Leon and Emil are dating (HK and China)
I'm here (GerIta)
Stupid older brother... (Germany and Prussia)
Please (DenNor): Zombie AU
Feliciano has a good idea (GerIta)
Let's play a game (Spamano and Portugal)
Alfred fucks up (America, Canada, UK)
Mine (GiriPan)
Catching them hands (DenNor)
...and Matthias ruins the moment (DenNor NSFW)
Where do babies come from? (DenNor and Iceland)
Louise is hot (Fem!Germany and Prussia)
Matthias is straight (DenNor)
She was a soldier (Fem!Germany/Italy)
Kiku visits Italy (ItaPan)
Antonio's ass (Spain and America)
Stop swearing, Lovi! (Spamano)
Pet store (LietPol)
How the countries all died (America)
Thunderstorm antics (FrUK with Canada)
Choke (Russia and Belarus)
Small space talk (FACE)
I have to tell you I love you (One-sided PruCan)
Flowers for Mum and Da (SuFin and Sealand)
The reflection of a fire in your eyes (Native America and America)
Sheets (Rome/Germania)
Arthur + flowers (Asakiku, UkCan, USUK, FrUK)
Alfred's joke (AmeriPan)
Where everything is good (America and England): Vietnam War/60s AU
Pancakes (Prussia)
Lazy days (ItaPan, mpreg)
Here inside my mind you are the loudest sound (SeaLat)
I got no money in my hands, nor my coat, nor my pocket (Cuba/Fem!Canada)
You're drunk (PruMano)
People who belong in the kitchen (England)
Ships (DenNor)
Three boys (Scotland, England, Sealand)
Some important things
The woman at his shoulder (France/Joan of Arc and Canada)
Antonio's family (Spamano mpreg)
The good things and the bad things about movie night (Fem!Germany/Italy)
Dick (America and Canada)
HELP (Prussia and Germany)
Ludwig is a beast (Germany and RusAme)
How Luci flirts (2p!GerIta)
Date night (Spamano and GerIta)
When flirting backfires (Rome/Germania)
The tomato room (Spamano)
We could get a chill (fem!Rus/Ame)
Alfred is in charge of the music, yo! (UsUk)
Allen Jones' full proof plan for world hunger (2p!America and 2p!Germany)
Twice the size (RusAme)
The sleepover (HongIce)
Breakfast in bed (FrUK)
Kiss me like you wanna be loved (Spamano)
Ludwig Beilshmidt's rescue mission (GerIta)
Words can't say what love can do (Fem!Spain/Romano)
Party by myself (OzZea)
No harm done (GerIta)
The Cooking Class (FrUK): Soulmate AU
Wiki-how to make Lukas mad (HongIce)
Cold (Russia and Ukraine)
Fool's Day (Germany and Prussia)
How is Toris going to die? (LietPol)
Cool (Nordic 5)
Peter's Birthday Party (Sealand, FrUK)
She says I smell like (Fem!Spamano and Fem!GerIta)
The guy on the couch (Spamano and Austria)
Make me look pretty (Spamano)
Teutonic Knight in Shining Armor (Pru/fem!Can)
That word (FACE)
I talk in my sleep (DenNor)
Cute (RusAme)
We all wore black (DenNor, Nordics)
Asia (HongIce)
Would you rather have... (DenNor, FrUK, America, Lithuania)
Don't wake me up (DenNor)
A present (RusAme)
Cut back (USUK)
Alfred's dream (RusAme)
Alice's surprise (US/fem!UK)
So big (SuFin)
Bruh (FACE)
Horny (SuFin)
WHAT'RE THOSE??? (USUK)
I'm being serious! (RusAme)
Houses (Cast ensemble)
You tell bad jokes (USUK)
Jinx (FrUK)
Wait what no (RusAme)
21 (USUK)
Soy milk (Spamano)
Hello my name is (RusAme)
Jerk-off Challenge (PruSpa NSFW)
How to find Matthias (DenNor and Iceland)
The Olympics (America and Brazil)
Gun fight... Or not? (Fem!Ger/Ita)
Being sexy (SuFin)
Pfft, I'm not in love with you! (PruSpa and France)
You don't want to blow this (USUK)
The real apocalypse (Spamano, Italy and Hungary)
Fist bumps (BTT)
Gay dads (FACE)
The World (Afterlife AU)
Jerk big brother! (Sealand and England)
Smile (TurkIce)
Pardon my french (FrUK)
Pun Drabbles (DenNor, Spamano, RusAme, SuFin, USUK, LietBel/LietPol)
Liver and Cheese (SpaBel, Netherlands, Romano)
Hungary (Prussia and Germany)
Gay (PruCan)
Lunch (Canada and America)
Do you dare me (RusAme)
Fangs (FrUk)
Russian Stereotypes (America/fem!Russia)
THE END

Figuring out those 2Ps (Prussia and Germany)

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Ludwig put his head in his hands. The world was going to end. Evil people called "2Ps" or "Second Players" had invaded... He and his brother hadn't met theirs yet, but Alfred and Arthur both did, and they said it had been terrifying...

If all of them had ones... and all of them were evil and murderous, then... did they even have a chance?

"Okay, West."

Ludwig lifted his head to stare tiredly at Gilbert. Maybe for once he had a goddamn plan.

"I think I figured it out. If our 2Ps are our opposites, then..."

"Yes?" Ludwig asked.

"Then yours has to be like, a stripper or something." He grinned. Nailed it.

Ludwig just put his head down again.

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