"Big brother?"
Lukas nearly fell over in surprise. His little brother Emil peered up at him with his pale eyes, looking as serious and solemn as ever.
"Yes?" Lukas asked.
"Where do babies come from?"
...
Oh.
"Well," Lukas said, taking a deep breath and sitting down across from Emil. "Babies come when two--"
Matthias leaned over the couch where the two of them were sitting. "They come from... the pussy."
"MATTHIAS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU."