To: Aris
From: Thomas
Okay. So we may have been clawing at each other's throats ever since we've met AND I may still think that you're still the biggest asshat in the world (next to your pen pal Minho lmao) but it's Christmas and hey, you know me well enough to know that I love Christmas.
So I'm calling for a temporary truce. No arguing in front of the girls, no showing off in front of the girls, no being smug in front of the girls. Let's give Rachel and Teresa a break. They're the ones who have to deal with our bullshit everyday.
Either way, here's a Toblerone, and a poem since I'm feeling creative today.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
She still likes me
Better than you
If by chance you try
To take my place
I'll take my fist
And smash your face
Just because I broke up with her doesn't mean I don't care about Teresa, so if you DARE make her uncomfortable in any way with your advances, you have me PLUS Rachel to deal with.
Anyway, I hope you have an amazing Christmas!