Newt: they never do stop, do they?
Minho: newt
Newt: i keep wiping off the bloody writings every morning now
Newt: i have to watch my back or else theyll stick signs on me
Newt: they trip me in the hallways
Newt: they call me names
Newt: they put garbage in my bag
Newt: they keep saying 'just kill yourself already!'
Newt: it's like three years ago all over again...
Minho: newt
Minho: what happened three years ago shouldnt happen again you hear me
Minho: we almost lost you back then
Newt: yeah that was kinda the point of jumping off the rooftop dont you think minho
Minho: dont use that tone on me
Newt: i can use any bloody tone i want
Minho: not in that stupid british accent of yours you cant
Newt: ...
Minho: listen i mean look
Minho: those slintheads got the better of you last time, dont let then do it again
Newt: but they hate me
Newt: after i try so hard to blend in
Minho: is this what this is about?
Minho: newt, you're a fucking wallflower, you dont just blend in that easily
Newt: i absolutely have no idea what youre talking about
Minho: my point is
Minho: lots of people love you
Newt: that's what everybody says
Minho: BECAUSE IT'S SHUCKING TRUE OKAY
Newt: minho 80% of the school hates me now
Minho: but you dont give a shuck about those 80%
Minho: alby gally frypan clint winston zart sonya harriet and i, we were there three years ago, and we're still here today
Minho: and you know what newt?
Minho: we love you
Minho: we love you so much
Minho: i love you
Minho: I FUCKING LOVE YOU NEWT
Newt: ew stay away from me faggot
Minho: I
Minho: LOVE
Minho: YOUUUUUUU
Newt: minho stop hugging me we're in the middle of class
Newt: minho
Newt: miNHO
Newt: THEY'RE GONNA THINK WE'RE FEELING EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
Minho: LET THEM THINK WHAT THEY WANT
Minho: WE'RE TWO GAY BEST FRIENDS IN LOVE
Newt: IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU MINHO
Newt: JESUS CHRIST
Minho: OH NO
Minho: MY LOVE HAS BEEN REJECTED
Minho: im gonna go kill myself now
Newt: not funny
Minho: babe im always funny
Minho: it's my most redeeming trait
Newt: you know im not into jocks minho
Minho: riiiight
Minho: you're into nerdy private school slugs who use you to get the girl of their dreams and come to your game to insult you and laugh at you and call you a trying hard loser
Newt: i hate you
Minho: just taking the truth
Minho: and slapping it across your face
Newt: ok bye im gonna jump off the rooftop again
Minho: NUUUUUU I WAS ONLY JOKING
Minho: but hey, newt?
Newt: yeah, minho?
Minho: everything i said about you and the people around you, i was serious about that
Minho: a lot of people care about you. dont think that your life is worth wasting away. think of why you're here with us today
Newt: minho
Newt: thanks
Minho: no prob, babe
Minho: i love you
Minho: now gimme a hug
Newt: minho no
Newt: minho
Newt: minHO--