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In the land over the rainbow, there lived unicorns, yes, the real kind.
The rainbow was a gate to this new dimension.
Unicorns were perfect, they came in different colours.
Legend has it that when a human and a unicorn mated, their child would live to about two years old before exploding. It's body parts will then be dispersed over all the oceans and lands of the universe.
One of the products from this diffusion is corn. Yummy you say but the truth is far from that.
Corn seeds are actually bits and pieces of the toddler's horn.
So when you watch a movie.. And eat popcorn, beware..
For you are very well a unicannibal.
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