on my knees
to APOLOGISE
to anyone who has read/ is about to read this monstrosity
i am kms frfr ong
especially the parts i wrote in 2022 (or whenever it was idr)
i am warning u, for ur own sake do not take this book seriously
me when i read this cursed absolutely unhinged book:
alternative caption: me when someone wishes me a happy birthday and i say thanks same to u
if you somehow manage to power through the first like idk 22 CHAPTERS????? you have all my respect and i will forever be in awe of u
but the ones after that are good i promise (future me begs to differ)
me n who
to my 15 yr old self who was writing this thinking its a masterpiece: u thought u were funny huh 🤨 u are a broccoli
here's what i DONT have whenever i read this:
i have no idea what i was thinking ngl. tried too hard omgomg OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD IM GONNA PUKE 🤢 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
me whenever someone says its good but they don't know i EDITED TF OUT OF IT 😈
but then again this bitchass book is kinda the first one i wrote so we're gonna get sentimental 😞✌️
yall should know that i love u the most, more than any person youve dated, more than ur parents, more than urself and im in ur walls
HAHAHAHSHSHSHDHHSAHHA 15 YEAR OLD ME REALLY LOOKED AT TS AND WENT HELL YEAH THEYRE GONNA EAT IT UPP
like die u stupid bitch
let me tell u what just happened i was putting on moisturiser and the ugly pickly bitch SQUIRTED and now it looks like i jizzed on my floor 🫶
and then i sneezed like 2747847593929 times cuz i have ALLERGIES 👹 🎀
anyways have a good day