(Warning for the end of the season 1 plot: I'll make Y/n and Lucifer go to Ozzie's)
3rd Person's POV:
"Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke"
As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.
"But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... tricks or voodoo strings attached." She made various hand sign, Alastor rolled his eyes and held Y/n close to him, as if he was even afraid of her vanishing if he let go.
And Y/n was getting uncomfortable by it so she shove him off of her, Alastor was clearly unamused but couldn't do anything, you bitch in terms of power is stronger than him in everyway. He glaced sideways back at Charlie and smirked widely.
"Ś̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅ, i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅt̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅ's̴̹̀̎̇͗̍͗̾̋̏̈͐͒̕͠͠ͅ ǎ̴̯̀͠ d̶̡̲̗̼̮̤̤̳̲͖͓͍͔͓̓̎̽́̽̏̐͂̆͆͘͘͘ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǎ̴̯̀͠l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆, t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝?" He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel. Y/n noticed this and even if she didn't like Lilith's daughter, she can't see Charlie getting into danger, she slapped Alastor's hand away.
"Ahahaha. Alastor, No. No shaking, and no deal, as the Hell's General, aka, THE righteous hand of Lucifer, I hereby order that you help with this hotel" She demanded with authority as some Satanic eyes popped out of her horns and hair instead of Celestial Eyes, her tone filled with a hint of irritation.
"For as long as you desire. Of course!" Charlie added in the end, smiling nervously at Alastor, Y/n gaze back at the Radio Demon, his eyes widen and her smile seems stiff, then he chuckled. A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval.
"Hmmm..." Alastor rubbed his chin as if he was thinking, then retracted his Mic Staff. "Fair enough!" Though Y/n sees that he has other things hiding to help Charlie to fulfill her dreams.
Guess that I'll have to educate this blondie so that she could use her title and status right and not be so... Disney-alike
Alastor then walked around, looking curiously at everything while humming as his shadow kept pushing Y/n to walk beside him until he finally stops infront of Vaggie.
"Smile, my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one! You really should be more like your dear tall friend here. She really has a charming and enchanting smile" Vaggie gritted her teeths, while Alastor held Y/n's shoulder and kept humming in amusement, walking away. "So where is your hotel staff?" He asked repently to the blondie.
Vaggie stared at Alastor dead in the eyes, and Y/n slide away from him, Vaggie pulled her behind her to prevent Y/n getting 'Sexually Harrased'. Alastor adjust his monocle.
"Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that" He replied with a wide grin, then walked towards Angel Dust. "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"
" I can suck your dick!"-Angel Dust.
A Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered. "HAH! No" He replied genuinely, he would never let a pornstar touch him, well, if it was a Fallen Angel who's older than him he can think about accepting the offer. (Wink Wink)
Angel scoffs. "Your Loss" and placed a hand under his chin. Angel stare at how Alastor's shadow traced down towards Y/n's lower parts of body and rolled his eyes.
'What a freak, I need to make sure that Sugar Momma doesn't get hurt'-Angel Dust.
At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him. A small woman poofs off the soot from her body.
"This little darling is Niffty!" Y/n contemplates her. "She's cute" "I concur sweetheart!" Alastor squished the Angel's cheek.
Niffty was then dropped to the floor. "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women?" She eye the 4 of them, looking confused but upset. She lift both Y/n and Charlie up without efforts. "Are there any men here?!" Then putted them down apologising for being rude, Alastor lifted Y/n up.
"Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense" Niffty commented, then crushed a Giant spider, and started to clean with a feather dust. "Oh, my gosh! This is awful! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" She spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin.
The 5 stared at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby.
"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-" Then a demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily. "-tel? What the fuck is this?" The cat demon asked, deeply confused. "You!" He looks around and pointed Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him.
Alastor smiled cheerfully at him. "Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!" He placed his hand on Husk's shoulder, but he shove it off. "Don't you 'Husker' me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" The Jackpot disappears into nothingness in a glitching mode.
"Good to see you too!" Alastor narrowed his eyes and smiled at him mockingly, Husk facepalmed himself in rage. "What the hell do you want with me this time...?" He growl angrily.
He has a nice voice... (I truly think his voice's hot asf)
Alastor hang his arm around Husk's shoulder, much less delicated than how he does to the Fallen General here. "My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!"
"Are you shittin' me?!" Husk exclaimed and Alastor stared at him, humming while smirking, then clong his arm lock against Husk's neck and shook his head, smiling wide. "Hmm... No, I don't think so!"
Then he shoved Alastor off, Alastor dust himself off, while Husk started to ramble furiously. "You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"
Alastor was smiling as if he was about to laugh. "Maybe" He walked towards the other side of the screen as early 20th century's laughter was heard again.
Seriously...Where is that sound even coming from?
"I ain't doing no fucking charity job" Husk stated, and Alastor appread behind him with his shadow. Then he gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic
"Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you!" He forced a smile on Husk face, which made it look kind of cursed but Husk quickly frowned again. "Don't worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish"
Alastor walked over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints which intrigues our dear protagonist of the story, then he made a bottle of 'Cheap Booze' appear out of nowhere.
The giant cat stared at the booze for a good moment, then walked near towards Alastor. "What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!" Then he grabbed the booze and stare at it again. "Well you can!" And then he downs it and walked away, sitting inside the bar.
Vaggie looked as if she was totally against it. "Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!" " SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!" Angel launched at Vaggie and then pointed at the bar
While they were arguing, Y/n already sat at the bar, leaning on the table.
"What's up Kitty cat?" She greeted Husk, who sighed and slammed the bottle on the table. "Call me that again and I'll shove the bottle inside that angelic pussy of yours" "So vulgar" "Up Yours, stupid Angel" He raised his middle finger then covered half his face and looked away from Y/n, with a certain Radio demon noticing their interaction.
Then Angel Dust slide up the bar and started to flirt with Husk, Y/n quickly looked away from them, she wants Angel to be happy, so she'll leave them alone.
Charlie seems to be happy seeing Husk as her eyes sparkled stars. "Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" She extended her hand for him to shake. Husk reached his booze and drank it again. " I lost the ability to love years ago"
"Hmmmm..." Y/n hummed, suspicious of that statement Husk just spat out and looked over at Angel, who's fixing his hair. Not noticing Alastor who was slowly approching her.
He extended his fingers and put both his hand on each side of Y/n's shoulder, then leans against her and whispered in her ear in a kind of alluring radio filtered voice.
"So, whaddaya think, My Dearest?"
His breath stinks...