Still at the funeral
Nagisa and Kyoka are both surprised
Nagisa: why do you want us
Cecil: it's simple I've known you two for a long time and I believe you can handle this plus while robot may be good with strategy and leadership
Kyoka: he's not exactly good with people is he
Cecil: that's an understatement that's why I need you two
Nagisa: Alright then I'll fulfill what I just said I accept!
Cecil's eyes widen but then he smiles: you sounded just like your father haha what about you problem child number 2
Kyoka gains a tick mark but calms down
Kyoka: gotta stick by this one's side otherwise he'll get himself killed so o accept too
Cecil: Great I expect good things from you
They nod
Kyoka hops on Nagisa's back and they take flight
They land at the apartment and
Kyoka flops on the sofa and Nagisa puts his head in her lap
Kyoka strokes nagisa's hair: so what do you wanna do tonight
Nagisa: hmm I don't know I kinda feel depressed
Kyoka: yeah me too not to mention the Gog tryouts will be soon and we need to be rested because no doubt someone will doubt us
Nagisa: how by size or age or appearance
Kyoka: yeah all of those things
Nagisa: good point hmm how are we gonna deal with that
Kyoka: I could always show a display of dominance
Nagisa blushes: really now?
Kyoka: not like that o mean if they talk down to us kick their asses and show them we are stronger people respect power
Nagjsa: that's true
The next day
They arrive at the pentagon for the selection
Nagisa and Kyoka walk in to join robot
Robot: Hello you two
Nagisa: sup robot guess you heard about our deal with Cecil
Robot: I did it is a please to work with you
Kyoka: same here
A hero who was tall and muscular walks up the the duo
Hero: Hey! Who are these shorties
Robot: They are the heroes viper and discord and they will be the second in command of the new guardians of the globe
Hero: What! But they are just kids plus they are so short!
Nagisa sighs and disappears
Hero: Huh
He's suddenly struck in the jaw by Nagisa's knee and Nagisa swerves around striking him in the face knocking him out
Nagisa: alright anyone have any complaints now
The heroes around them nod heroes like mark, Rex and eve just watch in amusement
Hero 2: Alright but what about this little girl I bet she can't even fight
Nagisa sweats a little bit before calmly saying
Nagisa: what colour do you want
Hero 2: huh
Nagisa: what colour flowers do you want
Hero 2: Why would I need flowers!
Nagisa: for your funeral
SOUND WAVE
The hero is sent flying back and he crashes into a wall beside the other idiot with his ears bleeding
Everyone is scared but Nagisa just grins
Nagisa: I love her so much
Kyoka winks: love you too
The heroes are now all terrified of them Kyoka because she's scary and Nagisa because he's not scared of her
Robot: now that's been taken care of those two will be escorted out having failed
Kyoka: also they'll be fine...probably
Robot: anyway let's get the trials started
We see a guy who has a lot of strength get his butt kicked by eve
Mark: ouch what's up with her
Rex lying: no idea
The trials go rhe same
Robot: it is mt pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe, black Samson, shrinking ray, duplikate, monster girl
Red laughs obnoxiously: aww look at her she's adorable but isn't there like an age requirement for this ride am I wrong this seems weird right
Robot: Rex
Monster girl: I don't know you're here isn't there a dick size requirement
Nagisa and Kyoka hold in their laughter
Rex: I'm sorry?!
Monster girl: for what. Your tiny dick? I mean the way you've been strutting around here you must be compensating for something
Nagisa and Kyoka burst out laughing both holding each other for support
Nagisa: Hahaha! She's got my vote!
Kyoka: hahaha yeah it's unanimous! Hahaha
Kyoka walks up to monster girl and whispers in her ear
Kyoka: once Rex was being a douche so I kicked him in the dick and you are definitely right he does have a tiny dick
Monster girl bursts out laughing
Rex gets angry: someone outta teach you some mother fuck-
Monster girl's arm turns into the arm of a monster and sends Rex flying with a punch
Nagisa and Kyoka give a low whistle
Monster girl proceeds humiliate Rex by beating him up
Robot: please stop this is hardly the time
Mark: uh is this ok
Eve: yeah I'm for it
Nagisa: you gotta tell us what happened
Eve: I'll tell ya later
Kyoka: alright but I still think he deserves it anyway
Nagisa then decides he's had enough and rushes in
Stopping Monster girl's punch
Nagisa: alright that's enough
Monster girl: out of my way
Monster girl tries to send Nagisa flying but he makes himself very heavy and uses monster girls weight to slam her on the ground
Nagisa: alright it's time to chill
Monster girl turns back
Monster girl: yeah my bad, the kid thing set me off I'm sure you can relate to that
Nagisa: I broke a guys jaw about half an hour ago because he called me short
Monster girl: fair point, 'to Rex' sorry about the dick joke I, sure your junk is awesome
Rex gets up and walks away
Then back in the selection room.
Robot: as I was saying welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl,
Rex: I'm gonna shit blood
Robot: along with Rexplode once he's recovered and our final member atom eve thank you all for coming today
Nagisa: yeah look forward to working with you
Kyoka: but for now we are gonna see ya later
They notice eve fly off and mark following her
Nagisa gestures for Kyoka to get on his back
Kyoka does so and they fly after them
Nagisa: alright what's going on
Eve: Rex cheated on me
Mark: What!
Nagisa: seriously
Kyoka: son of a bitch
Eve: with duplikate all three of her
She speeds up
All three: woah, Woah
They fly after them
Eve: I walked in on them, 'to mark' Rex told her you and me where a thing ugh
Mark: uh what that's crazy
Nagisa and Kyoka exchange glances
Mark: I didn't wanna say it while you where dating the guy but what an asshole
Eve: he wasn't always,,but yeah
Nagisa: do you need us to knock a few more of his teeth out-
Kyoka: -or make him temporarily deaf
Eve: please don't do that as much as I'd like to see it
Mark: well that sucks I'm sorry
Nagisa: me too
Kyoka: same here
Eve: thanks all of you
And that's a wrap
This'll start getting a lot better trust me